Comments on The Best of her Beauty

charles, i think kurt cobain wrote some lyrics w/ you in mind: "i wish i was like you. easily amused."

The text certainly has me laughing, but I don't know if it's for the same reasons as Mudede.  There is nothing remotely candid, spontaneous, or natural about the way the sheet covers the model.  Whatever aesthetic virtues this photo might have, it bears little resemblance (in appearance or mood) to a woman waking up in the morning.

chaz is laughing because he now has some gems to use in his own articles and slog posts.

I mean really, what is so different from what he quoted, and what he writes?

nothing!

each sentence in these paragraphs gives you enough wood for weeks?

Those sentences are indistinguishable from those in a mediocre freshman comp essay. "In Franz Kafka's The Trial Kafka makes commentary about humanity through the character of Josef K." Et cetera.

Yes, many girls I know look their most naturally beautiful when they wake up in the morning in full fresh make-up wearing their sheet diapers.

uh oh, Chaz has wood for a white girl?

Charles provides enough wood for my humor furnace to last a lifetime, each time he waxes philosophical about boobies. And knowing that he reads a blog with both "sexy" and "girl" right in the title is like having my own little humor sawmill. Thanks, Charles!

Contrary to popular (?) belief, most women look like hell when they first wake up in the morning.

the fabric covering her body resembles the bandages cut to bind the feet of Chinese women.

I like a tired, puffy-eyed, pre-makeup woman. I think it's cute. But then, it helps if the woman in question is pretty in the first place.
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Yeah, that wooden writing doesn't hold a candle to something like "Very few things in this world (and probably other worlds) are funnier than the fact of police officers chasing a doughnut truck."

Hey, is that 6x9 sheet film? Great image for analog photography...

"…the furnace of my laughter"? Ha ha ha, I love this metaphor. I don't know what it is, but all of your posts today have been hilarious.

I'm sorry, I was looking at the pic.

What were you saying?

Dude, you're reading a mediocre, very very softcore porn blog. Written by someone to whom English is a 3rd languange.
You really don't go looking at the quality of literature in something like that.

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