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Megan, you're so unoriginal.

Posted by Mothman | August 2, 2007 12:17 PM
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Megan, I would totally not fall in love with you like I did with Winona Ryder's character in Autumn in New York. Why? Because you think you're really witty, but your not.

Posted by Richard Gere | August 2, 2007 12:20 PM
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How dare you attempt to wear Adrian!'s fashion! Take it off! Now! Bad! Bad Megan!

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 2, 2007 12:34 PM
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Megan, shouldn't you be writing about some crappy 10th generation punk-lite band over on line out?

Posted by you so ugly your momma used hang pork chops around your neck so the dog would play with you. | August 2, 2007 12:39 PM
5

You're more advanced than a cockroach, have you ever tried explaining yourself to one?

Posted by monkey | August 2, 2007 12:53 PM
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Long before the movie came out, I was a member of Moth-team Strike Force Alpha. We did not succeed in taking out Mothman in his West Virginia habitat. I suspect you likewise will not prevail in the foul mists of the Northwest, when he returns for a reprise of that unfortunate event in Tacoma.

Posted by ol'jb | August 2, 2007 12:54 PM
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Qetzalcoatl is The Thunderbird Is The Mothman is Indrid Cold.

Bigfoot's Cane from The Bible.

Megan's got a Weezer poster tilted 15 degrees to the right hanging over her trundle bed. She practices making out on her teddy bear "Mr. Reeves" (as in Keeanu). She has a ticketstub from a Dogstar show at Rkcndy from back in '96. It's like, totally prescious ya know?

Posted by Bridge To Tryahandullofbarbituates. | August 2, 2007 1:21 PM
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i snickered out loud...

Posted by rachealh | August 2, 2007 1:50 PM
9

It's a regular lemon party in here.

Posted by Jason Josephes | August 2, 2007 2:09 PM
10

I propose we genetically engineer a giant cat so it can chase the Mothman and eventually eat it.

Posted by Gitai | August 2, 2007 2:10 PM
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Have you seen David Horvath's vinyl Mothman action figure? Do want.

Posted by kid icarus | August 2, 2007 2:33 PM
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@9: I'm not sure what a lemon party is. Is there some sort of website that would demonstrate what you're talking about?

Posted by Matt Fuckin' Hickey | August 2, 2007 2:38 PM
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CCCHHHHAAAAPSSSSSTIIIIIIIICK!

Posted by mothman | August 2, 2007 3:50 PM
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When life gives you a lemon party, piss in the lemonade.

Posted by God's Word | August 2, 2007 5:05 PM
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@12--Wow, you really like pictures of yourself eh?

Posted by look at me, i'm a wanker | August 2, 2007 6:15 PM
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According to urbandictionary.com, a lemon party is "A nice little orgy involving three older, overweight men with flacid penises." Not exactly sure how it relates. But I'm with you on the Mothman thing. I bet he totally did that bridge in Minnesota. He's a bastard.

Posted by rkm | August 2, 2007 8:09 PM
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