Comments on A Fresh Dose of Alexyss Tylor

"They has an a-dick-shun to be fillin' these black boys up with dick!"

haha why didn't anyone tell me elderly men in depends and on walkers were offering up their social security checks to get laid; mama needs a new pair of shoes!

I never noticed her braid in the back, before. It's really rigid.

wearin those pampers depends..... love it.

why must one have cable to see public access?

ROTFLMAO!!!!! Bloody hell! This is a joke, right?

"They will suck a dick up, up to a hiccup."

No joke, YO.

She lives in Florida, and here's the original classic clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zixl1NljA0

I would suck a dick up for a sammich too. But it would have to be a really good sammich.

Ms. Tylor's mother doesn't look entirely convinced of her daughter's sanity.

Check the mother's face at around 5:59 on the clip. PRICELESS ("King Kong dick" fa-evah!)

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh my gawd.

That's really delightful.

"asshole operations"

*dies*

Only in America, David. Only in America.