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Saturday, August 25, 2007

Penny Arcade Expo: Saturday Coverage

posted by on August 25 at 11:38 PM

11:59 p.m.:
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Nerdcore rapper MC Frontalot might as well have changed the first two letters in his alias to DM. At the evening’s concert, Frontalot threw dice and talked in D&D-anese before nearly every song (“you have earned enough experience points to level up to the status of nerdcore rapper”). Still, unlike many of the other acts, who used nerd cliches and game song covers as crutches for their otherwise so-so performances, tonight’s hip-hop act held his own with a relatively solid flow and a quality backing band. Still, you gotta love the crowd’s reaction to his “wave your hands in the air” request:

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Er…Hear tha Yoda get wicked? His was far from the most impressive musical performance of the night, as that title goes to the guy who blazed through a hacked copy of Guitar Hero in the gaming lounges. Somehow, a nine-minute chunk of black metal found its way onto one of the PAX Playstations, and I watched in a state of semi-shock as a teenager nearly broke his wrist with his mastery of the plastic controller. Once I recovered, I snapped a shot of him as he was leaving the convention center:

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If you look closely, you can see a bead of his sweat gleaming off of the guitar controller in his backpack. Godspeed, you Hero.


9:30 p.m.: Even hot ladies can’t always lure nerds. Across the street, PAX sponsor Vivendi Games threw a relatively barren “party” to promote new war game World In Conflict, though the many elaborate props on hand, including a friggin’ tank, just about outnumbered the patrons. Models in Soviet military garb stood around holding weapons, but the only person interested in their schtick was this douchebag:

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What’s with douchebags and hand gestures, anyway?


8:30 p.m.: After being dragged into a Tetris tournament—kicking and screaming, I assure you—I found myself in a pretty interesting panel about the business side of games. Granted, if you’ve been reading this coverage (I’m lookin’ at you, Frank), you may very well question my version of “interesting,” but three long-time game industry buffs had plenty to say about the rapid, behind-the-scenes evolution of the industry. First off, did you know that a lot of game companies outsource grunt work to China?

‘Tis true, and much of the conversation veered toward the Asian gaming industry, from microtransaction-based games (“Games like Maple Story are huge overseas, and in a few years, you’ll see them overrun the States.”) to Starcraft (“[In Korea], they have two cable channels showing Starcraft tournaments all of the time. With the sequel, [Bilzzard] can’t change too much, because 22 minutes plus commercials equals Starcraft.”).

In fitting business fashion, the panel’s tone was doom and gloom. “The current multi-year game development cycle is not a sustainable business model,” says Wizard of the Coast’s Randy Bueller. Risk aversion was a big sticking point, as the guys had plenty of reason to believe that big-budget, Halo-level games may fall to the wayside in place of lighter, Wii-style titles. But when asked about the struggling state of old-style games stores, the panel agreed on a pretty bright suggestion: Turn the stores into gaming cafes, and reignite the concept of the arcade. Assuming the guy at GameStopBucks doesn’t try to sell one-year warranties with every cup of coffee, I’m in.

After the jump, the rest of Saturday’s coverage:

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Love Letter to Marcus Wilson

posted by on August 25 at 3:21 PM

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I finally got a chance to check out Pony, the new-ish bar on Pine where the old Cha-Cha used to be.

I know this spot has already been written about tons on Slog and in the paper. Quick: Former Cha-Cha bartender Marcus Wilson (aka, comeback DJ, performance artist, sci-fi rock commander Ursula Android) opened Pony when the Cha-Cha moved east of Broadway and over a block to Pike.

Wilson’s place gives me hope for Seattle. Despite the condo invasion, the money pigs, Mayor Nickels, and the Grateful Dead/Doors/Jimi Hendrix on the Juke in Fremont, the weirdoes are alive and well. Pony is all Venus lipstick and Martian bracelets and air hockey and booze and dirty and dark.

I also caught Wilson’s band’s set (Ursula and the Ononos) which was great for a million reasons, starting with the fact that he’s the manager of the place. So, his 21st Century make-up face Andromeda Galaxy rock in the lower-level room, added to the sense that Pony is just Wilson’s cozy basement where we’re all invited to goof and flirt.

At a time when weirdo culture has been colonized out of existence, Wilson deserves sainthood for his tireless efforts to keep the witchcraft alive.

“War is Over if You Want!”

Cosmic Nothingness

posted by on August 25 at 12:51 PM

American astronomers discover an “enormous void in space that measures nearly a billion light-years across.”

It’s hard even for astronomers to picture how big these things are,” conceded Minnesota’s Professor Lawrence Rudnick.

“If you were to travel at the speed of light, it would take you several years to get to the nearest stars in our own Milky Way galaxy; but if you were to go to this hole and enter one side, you’d have to travel for a billion years before you would get to the other side,” he told BBC News.

This is Hegel’s point of total anger; the part of the universe that is absolutely mad at what ever is, at what is is in itself. To be is to be what it wants to end in a vacuum.

George Patterson Arrested Again

posted by on August 25 at 11:25 AM

Last night, George Patterson was arrested for another drug violation.

Details coming.

Today The Stranger Suggests

posted by on August 25 at 11:00 AM

Implied Violence

‘Respect the Boss’

Past performances by theater company Implied Violence have involved cupcakes, hiphop, Gertrude Stein, boxing, vaudeville, dance, cotton candy, and cigars. Tonight, IV hosts what they call “the Daytona 500 of fundraisers,” with a dozen bands (Pleasureboaters, T. v. coahran, members of the Trashies and the Dead Science), a psychedelic dance party, and a chorus screaming out all 13 episodes of R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet. Piñatas will be smashed. Booze will be drunk. Cotton candy will be made. Doesn’t that sound great? (A building with no name, 2310 Western Ave, 340-2703. 10:30 pm, $5–$15.)

BRENDAN KILEY

City Pages Film Editor Fired

posted by on August 25 at 10:37 AM

Rob Nelson is out.

What does the firing of a film editor at a paper halfway across the country have to do with Seattle? Oh yeah, his (edited and sometimes butchered) film reviews appeared frequently in fellow Village Voice Media paper Seattle Weekly. Long live the hegemony of New York and Los Angeles, I guess.

Via Greencine and Movie City News.


Friday, August 24, 2007

Penny Arcade Expo: Friday Coverage

posted by on August 24 at 11:58 PM

To those who saw babble about PAX and wondered what the hell was going on, my apologies. A quick primer: I’m a newcomer ‘round these parts by way of Line Out, a former music editor at New Times Village Voice Media’s Dallas Observer who moved here only a couple of months ago. My initial post about the Penny Arcade Expo , Seattle’s gaming expo with over 30,000 attendants, will explain more. My on-site coverage continues below, as well as on continuously updated posts tomorrow and Sunday.

11:59 p.m.: Shortly after 7 p.m., the main hall of the Expo, the one full of new demos and exclusive goodies, was closed off. Those who wanted to try out unreleased games like Metroid Prime 3 and Rock Band were out of luck. This is when the Penny Arcade Expo took on its most interesting shape.

Official events still took place, from a “girls in gaming” panel discussion to “nerdcore” music concerts to screenings of gaming-related movies like The Wizard, and on and on. But ultimately, with no large-draw events for the rest of the night, the mass of gamers was left to disperse as it pleased. And thus, they took to gaming…together. Multiplayer games popped up far and wide across the convention center, mostly involving laughing, shouting people huddled around Wiis and Xboxes. It felt like a dweeb’s dream summer camp come true—I couldn’t help but get sucked in while playing gun, soccer and driving games with a mass of chatty, friendly gamers, none of whom were like the freaks I saw earlier in the day.

Not that this was some social utopia; a few minutes in the Expo’s computer lab felt like something out of a bad mind-control sci-fi movie. Just look at this dark, dismal pit of all-but-silent LAN gaming addicts:

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Thankfully, I didn’t dwell in the lab for long, and the experiences I had with interesting, social gamers reaffirmed the points that Wheaton went on about in his keynote earlier. The people I gamed with weren’t screaming racist slurs or discussing 12th level mages; they were talking about each other’s home towns, suggestions for good breakfast food around Seattle and even their families. Gaming gave me an excuse to meet and get to know new people, something I rarely do with my usual activities like concerts, sporting events or even playing around in local parks. Hell, how often do I spend 30 minutes talking to lacrosse-playing Navy recruits?

Tomorrow sees more in the way of interesting panel discussions; tune in for more reports on how those panels attempt to shake—or perhaps reaffirm—the conventions and stereotypes of gaming.


7 p.m.: Photo time!

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Weekend Plans

posted by on August 24 at 5:39 PM

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It Has Come to My Attention…

posted by on August 24 at 4:49 PM

… that I misspelled the verb “cuckquean” in my review of The Nanny Diaries. Naturally, I am CRUSHED.

Here I am, trying to popularize a really fantastic word that has—for unknown but clearly specious (sexist?) reasons—fallen into disuse, and I misspell it. How are you going to look it up in the OED? Jesus, I’m an idiot.

Anyway, if you’re curious—and especially if you don’t give a flying fuck—here’s what the OED has to say about “cuckquean”:

cuckquean, n.

Obs.

A female cuckold.
1562 J. HEYWOOD Prov. & Epigr. (1867) 62 Ye make hir a cookqueane. 1565 GOLDING Ovid’s Met. VI. (1593) 146 Queene Progne was a cutqueane made by meanes of her. 1614 Sco. Venus (1876) 39 That hast made her a quot-queane shamefully. 1615 HEYWOOD Foure Prentises Wks. 1874 II. 216 Hee’d make his wife a Cucke-queane. a1652 BROME City Wit IV. i, To bee made Cuckqueane by such a Cockscombe. 1922 JOYCE Ulysses 15 A wandering crone..their common cuckquean.

Hence cuckquean v. trans., to make a cuckquean of.
1592 WARNER Alb. Eng. VIII. xli. (1612) 199 Came I from France..to be Cuckquean’d heere? a1652 BROME Mad Couple III. i, You can doe him no wrong..to cuckold him, for assure your selfe hee cuckqueans you.

And, a reminder: the OED online is available to all Seattle residents (including, cough cough, our copy editors) via the Seattle Public Library. You must have a library card and know your PIN.

The King Is Dead! Long Live the King!

posted by on August 24 at 4:42 PM

Everyone who cares one bit about the human condition (and/or video games) should do themselves a big, fat favor and go see ” The King of Kong—A Fistful of Quarters” this weekend. A locally made documentary, KoK tells the story of underdog nice-quy (and local public-school science teacher) Steve Wiebe and his quest to finally (officially) earn recognition as the national champion of Donkey Kong.

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Along the way you get to boo sleazy BBQ magnate Billy Mitchell (pictured above, and the recognized DK champ since 1982) and marvel at the cadre of yes-men/game-geeks he has surrounded himself with as they fawn over his every utterance and prop up the mythos he has created for himself.

Much more than a peek into a niche subculture (you don’t have to be a video gamer to enjoy this film, but it does add a dimension of recognition) King of Kong is a passion play about fame, honor, and obsession. And it’s fucking hilarious.

Sample dialogue: “I’m gonna have 10 pieces of well-done bacon, I’m gonna have four hard-boiled eggs, I’m gonna have three pancakes, and, uh, hopefully play some great games.”

“The King of Kong” is playing at the Varsity Theater in the U-District.
Director Seth Gordon (“New York Doll”) will be in attendance for a Q&A at Sunday’s 7:00 and 9:10 shows.

Ted Haggard and the Man Behind “Families With a Mission”

posted by on August 24 at 4:38 PM

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Ted Haggard, as we learned today on Colorado Confidential, wants you to pay for his and his wife’s living expenses while they go to college—they’re destitute, you see. (Colorado Confidential reports that the Haggards currently own a house in Colorado Springs valued at close to a three quarters of a million dollars.) In an open letter sent to Haggard’s gullible “supporters,” the disgraced preacher gives two addresses where money can be sent. Checks can be sent to Haggard’s mailing address in Phoenix or, if a supporter needs a tax deduction, checks can be sent to Families With a Mission, a charity based in Colorado Springs. “[Write] their check to ‘Families With A Mission’ and put a separate note on it that it is for the Haggard family,” Haggard writes in the letter posted on Colorado Confidential, “then Families With a Mission will mail us 90% of the funds for support and use 10% for administrative costs.”

As posted earlier, local attorney and Slog reader Dave Coffman located documents on file with the Colorado Secretary of State that showed Families With a Mission “voluntarily dissolved” on February 23, 2007.

Hm. Weird—who knew you could get a tax deduction from dissolved charity?

And it gets weirder: There’s only one name on file with the Colorado Secretary of State in connection with Families With a Mission: Paul Huberty.

Huberty is the “registered agent” of Families With a Mission and the registered agent’s mailing address—POB 63125, Colorado Springs, CO 80962-3125—is the same address Haggard included in his letter to his supporters. Another address on file with the Colorado Secretary of State for Families With a Mission is 855 Pebble Creek Ct., Monument, CO 80132. That’s the charity’s “principal office mailing address.” According to the Assessor’s office in El Paso County, Colorado, 855 Pebble Creek Ct. is a private residence owned by Paul Huberty. (The only other address listed for Families With a Mission is a home that Huberty used to own.)

And here’s what Coffman learned when he started searching through public records: A man named Paul G. Huberty was convicted of having sex with his 17 year-old ward while he was in the military and stationed in Germany. Paul G. Huberty eventually moved to Hawaii, where he was on that state’s sex offender registry—you can download a PDF here. Hawaii’s sex offender registry mentions a conviction for a sex offense in 2004. Court records in Hawaii show that Paul G. Huberty was found guilty of attempted sexual assault in January of 2004 (download ‘em here, here, and here), and sentenced a year in jail with all but six months suspended. Huberty was also put on probation for five years, ordered to take polygraphs, not allowed to possess pornography, “not allowed on the property of Kona Christian Academy” and other schools, not allowed to posses firearms, forbidden from foster parenting or being the guardian of a minor, and ordered to pay restitution to a crime victims fund.

When Paul G. Huberty’s moved out of the state of Hawaii he was required to register his new address, which he did: 855 Pebble Creek Ct., Monument, CO 80132, the “principal mailing address” for the charity Families With a Mission, which also happens to be a home owned by Paul Huberty, the registered charity’s agent.

So the man who heads up the defunct charity Families With a Mission—the charity that’s going to take a 10% cut from all “tax deductible” donations to the Haggard family—would appear to be a registered sex offender. Well, in Hawaii at any rate. Paul Huberty has not, according to publicly available records, registered as a sex offender in Colorado, something he is required to do by state law. Coffman put in a call to officials in Colorado to see if Huberty has registered too recently to appear on the sex offenders website, and he’s waiting to hear back.

Nice friends you got there, Ted.

Letter of the Day: Young Frankenstein Edition

posted by on August 24 at 4:22 PM

So this morning I was in Marysville and I stopped for breakfast. There, above the fold, on the front page of The Seattle Times, was a color picture from Young Frankenstein, along with a short article. You may or may not know that critics were free to review the show as of last night, so I shelled out my fifty cents, CASH, to read the review.

First, I flip the whole newspaper package to remove and discard the advertising.

Then I turn to the entertainment section - Tickets or whatever the fuck they call it - and look for the review.

End of story: the fucking review is NOT IN THE PAPER. It’s FUCKING ONLINE ONLY in the edition I bought. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I just PAID YOU MONEY for your FUCKING PRECIOUS CONTENT and it’s NOT THERE!?

The most disturbing thing is this has made me start to sound like you.

Why buy a paper if the articles are only online?

Sean B

What’s PAX?

posted by on August 24 at 4:03 PM

In case you’re wondering as well (it’s not a Catholic-teen-geek meetup): Penny Arcade Expo, Seattle, August 24-26

PAX is a three-day game festival for tabletop, videogame, and PC gamers. We call it a festival because in addition to dedicated tournaments and freeplay areas we’ve got nerdcore concerts, panel discussions, the weekend-long Omegathon event, and an exhibitor hall filled with booths displaying the latest from top game publishers and developers. Even with all this amazing content, the best part of PAX is hanging out with other people who know their shit when it comes to games.

This Weekend at the Movies

posted by on August 24 at 3:50 PM

First, let us admire this illustration, by Phillip Fivel Nessen, made to accompany Charles’s lead about the many hatreds and singular love of Stanley Kubrick.

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Beautiful. Charles is writing about Kubrick because his films are showing at SIFF Cinema starting tonight (with 2001: A Space Odyssey), skipping next weekend (for Bumbershoot’s 1 Reel Festival, which looks pretty decent this year), and continuing through September 6.

In On Screen this week: The flabbergastingly good Leonardo DiCaprio global warming movie The 11th Hour (seriously, not even Al Gore could get away with the level of information and theory packed into this fast-paced doc); 2 Days in Paris, a lovely romantic comedy from Before Sunrise star Julie Delpy (who writes “dialogue that’s a delirious blend of bawdy French farce and Woody Allenish neurosis,” according to Jon Frosch); the boxing melodrama Resurrecting the Champ (“surprisingly effective,” says Bradley Steinbacher); September Dawn, a stupid anti-Mormon propaganda movie (the inimitable Lindy West: “It’s narrated by a BABY (a literal infant!) who, admittedly, doesn’t remember much: ‘But I remember feelings!’ Um, ‘kay.”); and The Nanny Diaries, in which Scarlett Johansson plays a nanny named Annie (the film “assumes, first, that you want to see how the upper sliver of society lives, and second, that you hunger to see its corrupt morals torn to shreds,” says me).

Plus, there’s lots of fun stuff in Limited Runs this week: Young Frankenstein is at the Egyptian in honor of the pre-Broadway show, You’re Gonna Miss Me (about the decline of 13th Floor Elevators singer Rory Erickson) at Northwest Film Forum, the Second Annual Bike-In organized by NWFF but at Cal Anderson Park, STIFF Nights’ Murder Party at Central Cinema, and lots more. See Get Out for all your Movie Times needs.

This Week on Drugs

posted by on August 24 at 2:29 PM

Hempfest: Throngs of knuckleheaded stoners and typical Seattle liberals jammed into the slightly damp Seattle Hempfest last weekend. Love it or hate it, Hempfest has become a historic phenomenon. It’s the largest pot-law reform event anywhere, essentially reversing the drug war within its confines for two days a year.

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This was the hottest guy at Hempfest. I can’t remember his name because I was fixated on his six-week-old Pit Bull puppy. It was gray and cute and should be cooked before the flesh gets sinewy.

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This Jesus freak took a different tack from the crazy old white men with the “Repent” signs. He just carried around this big-ass cross so you had to ask what the deal was. “I’m just here to glorify God,” he says. “I’m being a witness.”

Meanwhile…

10 U.S. Cities Get Piss Tested: “Wastewater facilities are wonderful places to understand what humans consume and excrete.”

At the HIV Vaccine Conference: “We desperately need new ideas. Even wacky ideas.”

Lindsay Lohan Strikes Plea: “She’s getting what everyone else would get.”

Denver Will Vote on Pot Initiative: “I want to issue a challenge to those pushing this initiative,” said council President Michael Hancock. “I hope you’ll go and spend time with the children abandoned and left behind by drug-addicted parents. I guarantee you’ll find marijuana is a gateway drug to harsher addictions.”

Walla Walla Cops Seize Medical Pot: “If he needs marijuana he’ll just have to grow some more.”

A County’s Humboldt Request: “The time has come to call upon our federal government to support the legalization and taxation of this billion dollar crop.”

Pot: “The stuff of today is like heroin.”

Don’t Be Bitter: Scientists studying how to make flavorless coffee.

Don’t Get Arrested: Texas law will allow cops to issue citations for marijuana instead of making arrests.

Don’t Get Sick: Romney reveals health care plan.

Far From Now

posted by on August 24 at 2:20 PM

Yes, Portland is feeling it
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Re: No More Baggy

posted by on August 24 at 2:07 PM

The Volokh Conspiracy has the legal analysis of Atlanta’s proposed ordinance to outlaw baggy pants.

Photo Op Sunday/Protest Sunday

posted by on August 24 at 2:05 PM

Mayor Greg Nickels and King County Exec Ron Sims (along with Vulcan and light-rail consult Parsons Brinkerhoff) are hosting a photo shoot sponsored by International Sustainable Solutions this Sunday, August 26, at 11 am, to promote a new “commuter toolkit” aimed at “showing the benefits of moving people through our downtown on foot, bicycles, buses, or light rail, rather than in their cars.” While the commuter toolkit looks like it illustrates the problem effectively (showing how much space 200 commuters take moving through the city by car, bus, light rail, and bike), I’m hesitant to recommend participating in a photo op hosted by a mayor whose commitment to the city’s “Complete Streets” policy has been questionable at best. A group of bike-based protesters (last seen protesting the elimination of a bike lane from Stone Way at a Fremont business owner’s behest) plans to show up to remind the mayor of that very commitment; more information is available here.

No More Baggy

posted by on August 24 at 1:57 PM

A ban on this sort of thing?
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Today, the trend that offends is wearing baggy, drooping pants that ride around the thighs, the better to show off a young man’s taste in boxer shorts. And the grown-up who wants to stop it is Atlanta City Councilman C.T. Martin.

“I don’t think women should have to see that. I don’t think young girls should have to see that. I don’t think children should have to see that,” Martin told TODAY’s Ann Curry during an interview Friday.

The big question is this: Why has the baggy look lasted for so long (at least two decades)? When will it go out of fashion?

(Rachel Steinberg is my tipper.)

Culture in a Borderless Planet

posted by on August 24 at 1:35 PM

Click and see Street Fighter II themed salsa.

Musicians Score Win in Webcasting Debate

posted by on August 24 at 1:12 PM

Indie musicians forced SoundExchange (the group that collects fees from Internet radio stations) to live up to its claim that it represents artists.

Here’s the deal: During negotiations yesterday between SoundExchange and webcasters over the fees that webcasters must pay labels and musicians, the musicians—who find themselves stuck between SoundExchange and the webcasters—secured a win.

At the meeting in New York, SoundExchange and DiMA (Digital Media Association, the lobbying group for webcasters) agreed that any final plan on payments will include a 24/7 census of all the songs played on the web, so that an accurate accounting exists. The list will be made available to a designee other than SoundExchange (although they’ll get it too.)

This will guarantee fair payment to indie musicians. Indeed, while SoundExchange had used indie musicians as a point of propaganda in their demands for bigger fees from webcasters, musicians often came out against SoundExchange, arguing that they weren’t getting paid. Yesterday, musicians forced SoundExchange to live up to its boasts.

Both SoundExchange and DiMa claim artists as a poster child. Webcasters say they give small artists needed publicity—and if SoundExchange fees get too high, indie webcasting will go away. SoundExchange says its fees direct deserved payment to musicians. Now, it seems, SoundExchange will be held accountable to that claim.

UPDATE
ars technica has a report on other aspects of the deal, including the status of DRM and streamripping.

Will There be a Protest?

posted by on August 24 at 1:10 PM

In the comments, a couple of people have asked where to go on Monday to protest President Bush’s fund-raiser for eastside Republican Congressman Dave Reichert.

Are any local groups organizing a protest against Dear Leader?

Posted by Original Andrew | August 24, 2007 11:51 AM

The answer is yes. From a NARAL Pro-Choice Washington press release.

This Monday, August 27th, NARAL Pro-Choice Washington will join pro-choice allies outside a fundraiser featuring President Bush, for anti-choice Congressman Dave Reichert.

One might assume further details would be posted on the group’s web site. But one would be wrong.

I Can’t Look—I Must Look

posted by on August 24 at 1:05 PM

I’m trying, and failing, to politely avert my eyes from the sinkhole known as Amy Winehouse. I want to be generous, just quietly hoping she’ll get her shit together and make more great, sneering soul records involving baritone saxophones.

But it’s hard to ignore photos like this and this.

They tend to grab one’s attention, make one wonder what the fuck is going on. (The ones of her shoes—all bloody, they suppose, from shooting smack between her toes—are difficult to bear.)

Amy Winehouse, the troubled ‘Rehab’ singer, whose frail arms were covered in scratches and bandages, ran screaming from London’s Sanderson Hotel early yesterday morning as husband Blake Fielder-Civil chased her down the street yelling her name.

And then she goes and texts to celebrity blogger Perez Hilton.

Amy told Perez: “Blake is the best man in the world. We would never ever harm each other… I was cutting myself after he found me in our room about to do drugs with a call girl and rightly said I wasn’t good enough for him. I lost it and he saved my life.”

It’s hard to listen to her records now; all those songs about drinking and fucking and damage seem too sinister. Enjoying them seems in poor taste.

Really

posted by on August 24 at 12:56 PM

Mother Teresa’s big secret?
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“What do I labor for?” she asked in one letter. “If there be no God, there can be no soul. If there be no soul then, Jesus, You also are not true.”
The fact that no feeling of surprise comes with the exposure of this secret tells us the truth about faith in the world of our day, a world Linton Kwesi Johnson named “the age of reality.” For a sharp feeling of surprise to strike us, then the very opposite would have been revealed: Mother Teresa really believed in God. Most Christians just believe; only a few really believe. And those who really believe are not only a public nuisance but also worry, concern, trouble those who just believe.

The Week in Geek

posted by on August 24 at 12:56 PM

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Choosing a bunk bed is a lot like choosing any other kind of mattress, but there are some specific considerations to keep in mind. It’s very important to buy a mattress that fits your bunk bed frame, and comfort and style will definitely be factors in your decision as well.” Find out more (much more!) at Bunkbedspedia - You’re one-stop resource about bunk beds.

New Craze! - Witness Faceball, a new sport invented by those wacky geeks at Flickr, who are somehow both more productive and have more free time than I. The Stranger Faceball team is organizing now. I love crazes.

Cruel and Unusual! - Court orders convicted downloader to use Windows. Mercy!

Laser Car! - So, when I was a kid back in Baltimore (go O’s, Hon!), we played a game called “Laser Car” as we walked to and from school. Car headlights were lasers, see, and if they had a clean line-of-sight at you, you were dead. So we ran along the streets, diving behind parked cars and trees, and generally having a great time. You were allowed one shield per round, which involved whipping your backpack around to your chest and facing the car head-on, blocking the lasers. Modern-day children have more than imaginary lasers to worry about, or course—they’re constantly being gunned down by real guns, real lasers, RPGs, and god-knows-what. That’s why they have the Ballistic Backpack. It’s bulletproof. That’s right, a bulletproof backpack, for kids. Whew, went a long way for that one.

Easy Reading! - No time to read? Get the classics (and not-so-classics) delivered via email, in bite-sized, 5-minute chunks. I’m already 2/3 of a page into Crime and Punishment—should be finished sometime next fall. Easy!

Unlocked! - Smart nerds have offically unlocked an iPhone, and Engadget goes to great lengths to prove that it’s real. Not a hoax, not a hoax, not a hoax. Get it? It’s not a hoax.

Doing Lunch! - Want to have lunch and a “great conversation” with some complete strangers within a specified radius of your current location? Noonhat.com wants to help you do that.

New Word! - Coined on Sunday, overused by Friday. Bacn - |’bãkɘn| - noun - E-mail you want, but not right now.

Big Disc! - “TeraDisc system uses light-sensitive molecules called chromophores to create hologram-like matrices that can be used to store a full terabyte of data on a single disc using a red laser,” which is so totally obvious.

Yikes! - Hackers take down Estonia (the country) using botnets. We’re in trouble—someone call Aquaman.

Voilà, le conversation dans le parc:

“I Make Coffee, I Don’t Sell My Body, You Know?”

posted by on August 24 at 12:48 PM

When the new boss at a Monroe coffee shop told his female employees that they’d have to show some T&A if they wanted to keep their jobs (part of the conversion of the shop into a Cowgirls Espresso franchise), they told him they’d rather lose their jobs than their dignity.

All of them.

Of course, the story has a happy ending—for the owner, if not his mortgage-paying employees. King 5 reports that he’s had no problem finding applicants willing to tart it up for theme days like Cowgirl Tuesday, Schoolgirl Thursday, and Fantasy Friday.

Remember those halcyon days—back in January—when it was news that this chain existed at all? Now the only news is when women actually refuse to dress up in sexy schoolgirl outfits for the privilege of serving coffee to pervy suburban dads.

Ted Haggard: Tax Cheat?

posted by on August 24 at 12:15 PM

Slog readers noticed something odd in Haggard’s letter to his supporters—besides, of course, Ted’s assumption that he still has supporters. Ted is too fucking lazy to get a real job and wants the same of idiots that bankrolled his church to bankroll his education. Because Ted’s going to be a counselor when he grows up. Anyway, check this out…

If any supporters need a tax deduction for their gift, they can mail it to Families With a Mission at P.O. Box 63125, Colorado Springs, CO 80962. The supporters would need to write their check to “Families With A Mission” and put a separate note on it that it is for the Haggard family, then Families With a Mission will mail us 90% of the funds for support and use 10% for administrative costs.

Says Julie in the comments thread…

This strikes me as borderline illegal from a tax perspective. Can you really make a tax-deductible donation to a nonprofit organization, only to have 90% of it be given directly to a specified individual? If the mission of “Families with a Mission” is to provide monetary assistance to Christians in need, maybe. Otherwise, it seems pretty fishy since directly giving money to Ted Haggard would not be tax deductible.

Slog regular Dave C., a lawyer, is now looking into it. Dave says that the rules at irs.gov states forbid 501-C(3)s from handing money over to disgraced former pastors: “…none of its earnings may inure to any private shareholder or individual.”

Dave is also looking into the specific organization that Haggard is using to launder contributions. Dave says that so far the only “Families with a Mission” group registered with the Colorado Secretary of State was dissolved in Feb of 2007. Here’s the relevant screen-grab. “It has the same address for mailing purposes that Haggard lists on his letter,” writes Dave.

Dave is still digging—and here’s hoping Ted’s gotten himself into a little more hot water.

Wage Gap Persists, Women’s Share of Job Market Grows

posted by on August 24 at 12:00 PM

A new salary survey reveals that even as more women are taking on occupations traditionally dominated by men (and, to a certain extent, vice versa), the wage gap between men and women persists across every job classification, including professions dominated by women. For example, among software developers (a field that’s 13 percent female), full-time female workers make an average of $70,500 to men’s $72,600. Among registered nurses (86 percent female), women average $56,900; men, $64,200. Among attorneys (36 percent female, and growing), women make an average $89,800, while men average $99,100. Meanwhile, women continue to make gains in the job market, with the US Labor Department estimating that by 2014, 53.2 percent of jobs will be held by men, and 46.8 percent by women.

Re: Baird Op/Ed

posted by on August 24 at 11:32 AM

Here’s an interview on KUOW with Fiasco author Tom Ricks— who we’ve heard from a lot lately— on the U.S. military’s depressing options in Iraq.

Thanks for the heads up (KUOW listener?), Tom.

Inspired by Inspiration

posted by on August 24 at 11:25 AM

The best thing about these new sculptures standing next to the east wall of the Paramount Theater is…
Sculptures.jpg …they are fenced in. When the chain-link fence is removed, and there’s nothing between us and them, everything that makes them bad (bad idea, bad imagination, bad motives) will oppress us like the heated talk of a man, a poet, who is excited by the sun of his own inspiration.

The long road to equal treatment

posted by on August 24 at 11:03 AM

I, like some of my more vocal feminist colleagues, denounce sexism in all its many forms. This article has my ovaries shrieking fire.

From BBC news:

A troop of vervet monkeys is giving Kenyan villagers long days and sleepless nights, destroying crops and causing a food crisis.

They estimate there are close to 300 monkeys invading the farms at dawn. They eat the village’s maize, potatoes, beans and other crops.

And because women are primarily responsible for the farms, they have borne the brunt of the problem, as they try to guard their crops.

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…the monkeys are more afraid of young men than women and children, and the bolder ones throw stones and chase the women from their farms.

Nachu’s women have tried wearing their husbands’ clothes in an attempt to trick the monkeys into thinking they are men - but this has failed, they say.

“When we come to chase the monkeys away, we are dressed in trousers and hats, so that we look like men,” resident Lucy Njeri told the BBC News website.

“But the monkeys can tell the difference and they don’t run away from us and point at our breasts. They just ignore us and continue to steal the crops.”

In addition to stealing their crops, the monkeys also make sexually explicit gestures at the women, they claim.

“The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us,” said Mrs Njeri.

Fucking pigs. Women deserve respect. When will the monkeys realize that?

(Thanks, P. Billingsley, for the tip.)

Youth Pastor Watch

posted by on August 24 at 11:00 AM

Despite warnings from a denominational official as well as another church, a Southern Baptist congregation near Chicago allowed a convicted child molester to preach for years. In the end, it took media inquiries for Jeffrey Hannah, 42, to relinquish his leadership positions at, and resign as a member of, First Baptist Church of Romeoville, Ill….

Hannah, by all accounts a charming and charismatic man, joined the Romeoville congregation shortly after his release from Graham Correctional Center in Hillsboro, Ill., in January 2001. He began preaching that same year, not long after the church’s pastor resigned…. He had served his sentence for pleading guilty in September 1996 to four counts of criminal sexual assault involving teenage girls. His plea-bargain agreement involved dropping several other counts.

The incidents happened while Hannah was a youth pastor at Crossroads Church, then located in Libertyville, Ill.

Today The Stranger Suggests

posted by on August 24 at 11:00 AM

Music

Akimbo, the Assailant at Comet

Go to the music section to read about sludgecore band Akimbo, whose onstage antics are legendary. Tonight’s show is a release party for their new record, Navigating the Bronze. Get there in time to see the Assailant—if you like Akimbo’s heavy and dark sound, you’ll love the Assailant’s quicker blasts of fury. (Comet Tavern, 922 E Pike St, 323-9853. 9 pm, $6, 21+.)

MEGAN SELING

A Long Love Story

posted by on August 24 at 10:59 AM

Everybody’s been talking about the artist departures at Howard House, a Pioneer Square gallery that’s at the center of the art scene in the city. I caught up with Billy Howard, founder and owner of the gallery, on Wednesday.

This will be in next week’s paper; here’s a preview:

Emerging artists are hot. Veteran artists are eminent. The ones in the middle, well, they dangle and suffer. The same goes for galleries.

Howard House, which opened 10 years ago in July, was once the pretty young thing of Seattle galleries. Billy Howard started it in his house, hence the name, and before long it became the hub for young Seattle artists, from Dan Webb, Mark Takamichi Miller, and Robert Yoder to Joseph Park, Leo Saul Berk, and Victoria Haven.

Fast forward to this summer. Lawrimore Project, the ambitious next-generation gallery that’s been giving Howard House a run for its money, finishes its first year. Howard’s almost 5-month-old daughter gets her first tooth; his nearly 2-year-old son develops an insane enthusiasm for climbing. And Howard House loses five of its core Seattle artists: Webb, Haven, Alex Schweder, Park, and Berk.

They left dissatisfied with Howard’s service, he said.

“I guess that I have inadequacies, but it’s not because I don’t try,” Howard told me. “For some of these artists, their work is getting out there, and I don’t know, I couldn’t do anything more. If what I was doing isn’t enough, then that’s a high bar. I’m also an emotional person. There might be someone cooler out there.”

The artists declined to comment on specifics, or were not immediately available for comment.

But if the bar of artists’ expectations has been raised, there can be little mystery as to why: Lawrimore Project and the start of Aqua Art Miami in 2005 (which Howard participates in). “I think Scott is really driving the dialogue in a very interesting way,” Howard said. “It’s great to be challenged. I mean, looking at what Scott’s doing and a few other galleries, I think that we’re a little more tame.”

Howard admits that starting a family has demanded that he pay more attention to the bottom line. He also says he loves the same kind of work as ever: often, stuff that’s hard to sell (he cites Sean Duffy’s recent CD-player-mobile installation as an example). He says some of the artists left prematurely.

“There are changes coming to the gallery that I can’t talk about,” he said.

Whatever the situations between Howard and his artists, a renewed fighting spirit on his part is good news for Seattle art. These past two years haven’t been easy, Howard says.

“It’s like a long love story,” he said. “There’s a natural maturation, and definite points where you get burnt out. I just said to somebody recently, ‘It could be the 7-year itch.’ It’s time to make adjustments, but by the same token, there’s the core strength of the gallery.”

As we were getting off the phone, his son, Ari, took a spill.

“See what happens? You fall,” Howard told him, sanguinely. “But you’re OK, aren’t you?”

What Do You Do If Your Predictions of “Nightmare” Traffic Prove Wrong?

posted by on August 24 at 10:56 AM

Just pretend there was a “traffic nightmare” on I-5 anyway.

He’s Back

posted by on August 24 at 10:50 AM

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President Bush will be in town on Monday to raise money for eastside Republican Congressman Dave Reichert. A similar visit last year, in the run-up to the 2006 elections, ended up becoming a huge fund raising opportunity for Reichert’s Democratic opponent, Darcy Burner, who will be running against Reichert again in 2008.

With that in mind, the Burner campaign is trying to turn Monday’s visit from Bush into another chance to get local Democrats to rally around Burner.

To highlight Reichert’s staunch support of Bush and the Iraq war, the Burner campaign will be holding an online Town Hall Forum about Iraq. The pitch, from Ambassador Joseph Wilson:

Baird Op/Ed in Seattle Times

posted by on August 24 at 10:48 AM

I had hoped to run an op/ed against troop withdrawal by Washington U.S. Rep. Brian Baird (D-3, Vancouver) in the Stranger next week. I pitched the idea to his office shortly after the longtime anti-war liberal came out against withdrawal from Iraq last week. I wanted Stranger readers to hear Rep. Baird out.

Well, Baird published an editorial in The Seattle Times today. So, I’m not going to run it in our paper. However, I want to direct our readers to it. Baird makes the point that haunts every liberal who advocates withdrawal:

From a strategic perspective, if we leave now, Iraq is likely to break into even worse sectarian conflict. The extremist regime in Iran will expand its influence in Iraq and elsewhere in the region. Terrorist organizations, the people who cut off the heads of civilians, stone women to death, and preach hatred and intolerance, will be emboldened by our departure. In the ensuing chaos, the courageous Iraqi civilians, soldiers and political leaders who have counted on us will be left to the slaughter. No American who cares about human rights, security and our moral standing in the world can be comfortable letting these things happen.

I think Baird’s main point is suspect—he argues that the surge appears to be working—but even if he’s wrong about that, the paragraph above is still true.

I don’t know what to do about Iraq. I editorialized against the war repeatedly, and I think it’s the biggest foreign policy blunder in American history. However, I think Baird’s concerns have to be addressed before the U.S. leaves.

Sea-Tac: ATTACK

posted by on August 24 at 10:28 AM

The Penny Arcade Expo kicks off this afternoon, which means that Seattle’s downtown convention center will soon be overrun by video game addicts from around the world. (Seriously, people are flying in from…Estonia? Maybe the guy eats frogs.)

Question is, will today’s arrivals gate at Sea-Tac will look anything like this new Nintendo commercial?

Figures that Nintendo would choose the nearby airport for this ad; hell, have JJ Putz walk through for a cameo while you’re at it. But it’s an interesting scene illustrated here, at least in light of the three-day gamers’ expo that begins at 2 p.m. today. The crowd in this ad is decidedly older, dressed to look like average Joes and Janes fresh off the office job—much like the rest of Nintendo’s latest Wii ads. But it remains to be seen how the average cross-section of over 20,000 PAX entrants will look today.

America’s gaming demographic is growing in age, and 20- and 30-somethings are gaming with their children more than any decade before, but the industry’s public perception is still, largely, trapped in the same limited niche as D&D and sci-fi. Will PAX’s largest iteration yet have its fair share of grounded gamers—the ones who enjoy an occasional game and still have a life? Or am I in for cosplay-stricken nerddom?

I’ll post my findings live from PAX throughout the weekend. Come find me—I’ll be the guy with the Nintendo DS. (Thanks to gaming site Joystiq for the heads-up on the above ad.)

Hillary Channeling Rove?

posted by on August 24 at 10:15 AM

In New Hampshire yesterday, Hillary Clinton said that she would be the best Democratic candidate in the event that the U.S. suffers another terrorist attack before the next election.

It’s a horrible prospect to ask yourself, ‘What if? What if?’ But if certain things happen between now and the election, particularly with respect to terrorism, that will automatically give the Republicans an advantage again, no matter how badly they have mishandled it, no matter how much more dangerous they have made the world. So I think I’m the best of the Democrats to deal with that as well.

She’s getting some flak for what seems to be a Rove-like playing of “the terror card.” But if I read the quote right, she’s talking political strategy: She’s saying that she would be best-positioned to withstand the inevitable “soft on terrorism” charges that Republicans would probably throw at Democrats after another terrorist attack.

I don’t know if she’s right. Looking at the Democratic field, I guess Kucinich and Gravel could easily be cast by Republicans as “not the person you’d want in the White House” right after another terror attack. Dodd, Biden, and Richardson? I don’t see them being open to a “soft on terror” charge, unless wanting to pull out of Iraq could be twisted around to equal “soft on terror.” (Which has been tried already, and might certainly be tried again.) Obama? With his recent talk of unilaterally invading Pakistan to get at Osama bin Laden, I think he’s pretty well inoculated against “soft on terror” charges, although the experience question could definitely be turned against him in such an environment.

Maybe Clinton was talking about Edwards, and his contention that the so-called Global War on Terror is “just a bumper sticker slogan.” Whether you think he’s right or not, that quote could provide a lot of easy ammunition for Republicans in the wake of another terror attack.

The Weekly Wang News

posted by on August 24 at 9:35 AM

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In Russia, a woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka. Reports Reuters:

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

Meanwhile in Scotland, a dwarf performer at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival had to be rushed to the hospital after he accidentally super-glued his penis to a vacuum cleaner during a performance. From the Associated Foreign Press:

Daniel Blackner, or “Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf”, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors. The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment. The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required. He then joined it directly to his organ.

As for the victims, I’ll let them speak for themselves:

“It was monstrously painful,” said the burnt Russian ex-husband. “I was burning like a torch. I don’t know what I did to deserve this.”

“It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed [emergency room] with a vacuum attached to me,” said Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf. “I just wished the ground could swallow me up.”

Thanks to Hot Tipper Paul for the wang-news roundup.

The Scary Fairy Falwell!

posted by on August 24 at 9:33 AM

Forgive me, but another word on Ms. Ted Haggard.

When one gets all carried away with really, really despising him, as I certianly do, it is truely horrible, in hindsight, to recall just how obviously, clearly, screamingly light-in-the-loafers scarry Ted Haggard always was/is. Take, for example, these segments from Jesus Camp

Faaaaabulous!

Ted Haggard Needs Your Help!

posted by on August 24 at 8:56 AM

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Ted Haggard would get a job and support his own family… but he’s in college, you see, getting a masters degree in counseling, and his wife has gone back to school, and his kids are going to a private Christian high school, and so he really, really needs your help. He’d like you to send him a check—preferably once a month—but there’s something in it for you: salvation!

If people want to support us directly, they can mail checks to Ted and Gayle Haggard, 9699 N. Hayden, Suite 108, PMB 180, Scottsdale, AZ 95259. This is a private mail box address that we have been using since we moved to the Phoenix area. If any supporters need a tax deduction for their gift, they can mail it to Families With a Mission at P.O. Box 63125, Colorado Springs, CO 80962. The supporters would need to write their check to “Families With A Mission” and put a separate note on it that it is for the Haggard family, then Families With a Mission will mail us 90% of the funds for support and use 10% for administrative costs.

Thank you so much. We feel our move into the Dream Center is the next step God would have us take. Any help we can get with this will be greatly appreciated and, I believe, rewarded in heaven.

And Ted promises not to spend any of your money on meth and man ass, he swears.

This Just In

posted by on August 24 at 8:27 AM

Slog tipper Jennie writes…

I don’t know if this counts as a real tip, but the blackberries are at their peak right now, and as good as I’ve ever seen them. Picking blackberries is a perfect Seattle activity, good for the environment (they’re invasive, non-native weeds, so mangle them to your heart’s content, tromp them underfoot!), good for your health (unless you turn them into cobbler like I do), and delicious. I think the summer rains helped them get really big and juicy this year.

Hmph. I hate blackberries. I hate ‘em plain, I hate ‘em with sugar, I hate in cobblers, and I hate ‘em when fancy restaurants use ‘em as garnish. And I think that blackberries, that hateful invasive species, should be banned—along with pit bulls, smoking in cars carrying kids, dogs in restaurants, comments from trolls, trolling for comments, and, of course, cripples on buses.

Discuss.

“Suck on my machine gun!”

posted by on August 24 at 8:20 AM

Uh… is Ted Nugent going to get in trouble for holding up two machine guns at a concert and… uh… threatening the lives of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton?

Morning News

posted by on August 24 at 8:12 AM

Vicious Cycle: Surge causes more Iraqis to flee their homes and neighborhoods which causes more sectarian violence.

Stuck: U.S. intelligence report says Iraqis can’t quell violence and U.S. can’t withdraw.

Separation of Temple and State: Is teaching the Hebrew language in public schools kosher?

More Sidewalks: Mayor Nickels lays out proposal for more sidewalks.

Fewer Fire Hydrants: Exurbs can be dangerous places to live.

This Summer sucks: Midwest slammed by more storms.

1.3 Million Names Stolen: ID thieves breach popular job search website, Monster Worldwide.

Up 2.8%: West sparks jump in new home sales.

List of the Day: Top Selling Drugs.


Thursday, August 23, 2007

re: “Don’t Hate Me For Obeying the Law.”

posted by on August 23 at 9:39 PM

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Echinococcosis — or just one reason why dogs shouldn’t be in restaurants.

Dogs (as well as other carnivores) can carry the Echinococcus granulosus tapeworm. As the dog goes merrily about its life, the tapeworm dutifully releases eggs in the dog crap.

When humans eat the eggs, the larvae hatch, eat their way into the blood, and make homes all over the body — the liver, the lungs, the bone, the kidneys and the brain. Over time, the larvae divide, slowly producing massive hydatid cysts (pictured above), quivering to the brim with living tapeworm larvae.

Bon appétit!

(In other news: Medical school ruins everything.)

Re: Out of Body Experiences

posted by on August 23 at 6:31 PM

Uh… is that a stick in your study or are you just happy to see me?

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I’ve had some out-of-body experiences under shockingly similar circumstances.

Menu of the Week

posted by on August 23 at 5:27 PM

Ordinarily, I try to confine my food-related Slogging to weeks when I’m in charge of Morning News, when I bring you all the Recipe of the Day. But with the farmers’ markets in full swing and so many incredible summer recipes in the papers and on the food blogs, I can’t resist throwing together an out-of-order summer menu. Most of these recipes are quick and require minimal (if any) oven time, and make use of produce that’s currently available in farmers’ markets. (Most are also vegetarian.) And yeah, it’s a big menu, but I’m not saying you should make all of it at once. But you should. And then invite me over. Thanks.

Appetizer 1, adapted from Well Fed

Green Goddess Dip with Crudite

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(Photo credit)

Ingredients
For the Green Goddess Dip:
1 cup flat-leaf parsley leaves
1 cup packed watercress, washed
2 tablespoons tarragon leaves
3 tablespoons chives, minced
1 clove garlic, chopped
2 salt packed anchovies, rinsed and bones removed
1/4 cup grapeseed oil
Zest and juice of 1 lemon
1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon champagne vinegar
1 cup mayonnaise
1 cup sour cream (can be lite)
kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

For the crudite:
3 or four pounds assorted raw vegetables, such as jicama, cucumber, baby squash, cherry tomatoes, or interesting radishes like the ones pictured above)

Puree the parsley, watercress, tarragon, minced chives, garlic, anchovies, lemon zest and juice and 1/4 cup grapeseed oil in a blender or food processor until it resembles pesto. Meanwhile, combine the mayonnaise and sour cream in a large bowl. Stir in the herb puree, vinegar, 2 teaspoons salt and 1/2 teaspoon pepper into the mayonnaise and sour cream mixture. Cover and refrigerate until serving.

Cut vegetables into similar-size pieces (slice cucumbers, halve baby squash, etc.) and serve with dip.

Menu continues below the jump.

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Today in Line Out

posted by on August 23 at 4:50 PM

My New Hero: He doesn’t play music, yet he wrote this song.

Pop-Its: Freezepop at Club Pop!

The Decemberists: Coming to town with a complicated buying process and designer tickets.

Also Tonight: Kimya Dawson and Open Choir Fire,