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Saturday, August 18, 2007

Beltre’s Biggest Fanatic

posted by on August 18 at 11:07 PM

Great game tonight. And we had some seriously great seats, right behind the Ms dugout on the first base line. A couple of rows back this nut in Beltre shirt had a giant Beltre bobble-head—with its own seat—and when Beltre scored he waved his giant bobble-head around.

Well, Beltre or someone in the dugout saw the nut and sent him a bat that Beltre autographed “to my biggest fan.” The nut just about fainted. Here he is, with his bobble-head and his bat…

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Anyway, great game. Ms 7, White Sox 5.

In Des Moines, Iowa

posted by on August 18 at 9:00 PM

Des Moines is lovely. Who knew? Although I will allow that my hotel may be warping my perception. I am love with my hotel, the Hotel Fort Des Moines. I mean, check out the elevators:

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I’m told this place is the “Democratic hotel” in town—owned by a prominent Democrat, patronized by Democratic candidates. It’s crawling with Democratic aides in town for the debate. Shortly after I arrived, I rode the elevator with Mandy Grunwald and two other Clinton campaign staffers. The elevator also had a mess of kids in it, so there was no striking up a conversation over the kids’ commotion. But from across the elevator I could hear the Clinton people talking about “She”—”She’s still 10 minutes out,” “She’ll probably want to get dinner.” A brush with Hillaryland in a beautiful retro elevator. Not bad.

I dropped my stuff in my room (if you like the elevator, you’ll love the rooms, that’s all I’m saying) and headed to Drake University…

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…to pick up my credentials and, once that was done, hit the “media reception,” which I presumed, correctly, would be a cocktail party.

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But honestly, that plate of shrimp was the most interesting thing at the party. On the way in, I received about four pages of bio on George Stephanopolous, the host of tomorrow’s debate, but there was no sign of him, or anyone remotely D.C. or New York, at the media reception. Granted, I was quite late because of when my plane got in. But by the time I arrived it was a lot of Drake students doing what resourceful college students do—weaseling their way into a fancy reception for some free booze and finger food. So back to the hotel.

I waited for a cab in front of this vision of small-city cuteness.

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And then (can you tell?) I went and got a drink and some food. At Centro, which is apparently where all the politicos ended up. You can tell them by their black. Black slacks, black suits, a sharper, slicker black than people in Des Moines seem to be wearing. There was some sherry sipping and much Blackberry tapping. There was also a lot of silver hair, the kind of silver hair that makes me think of the northeast—perfectly shampooed, perfectly placed, almost metallic, a mark of a certain type of elegantly-aging intellectual. (In Seattle, Bill Sherman gets somewhat close to the kind of silver hair I’m talking about.)

I’m sorry, but I didn’t overhear anything that interesting at Centro. However, The Note tells me tomorrow may be very interesting.

A Burning Hatred for Townhomes

posted by on August 18 at 5:27 PM

It turns out that West Seattle fire was arson.

A West Seattle fire that injured two firefighters yesterday was intentionally set, according to the Seattle Fire Department.

Fire in West Seattle Was Arson

posted by on August 18 at 5:23 PM

It was arson, say investigators.

The Friday morning blaze that engulfed a three-story building in West Seattle was intentionally set, the Seattle Fire Department reported Saturday.

The fire caused $625,000 in damages and destroyed the building, which was under construction, department spokeswoman Helen Fitzpatrick said.

It was one of those condo developments…

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…that aren’t beloved in Seattle but, uh, nevertheless sell like crazy. The units were priced “from the $400s,” according to the developers website. WestSeattleBlog is all over it.

Still Heading to the Dem Debate in Iowa

posted by on August 18 at 11:45 AM

I’m laid over in the Salt Lake City airport, eating a sandwich on white bread, surrounded by some of the whitest of white-bread Americans, and listening, per a friend’s suggestion, to Jesus and Mary Chain (which I think qualifies as that darned Rock and/or Roll). Current song: Half Way to Crazy.

Which seems appropriate mid-way along a trip that will take me back into the traveling circus of the pre-primary presidential campaign.

I’ve successfully answered the question from the ABC gatekeeper and am now on the list to be credentialed for the debate tomorrow. And, reading the latest political news online, I’m becoming even more glad that I’ll be able to see Sunday’s debate in Iowa because it looks like these debates may become a bit rarer.

Barack Obama announced today that he’s had enough of this season’s fast-proliferating crop of debates and forums. He’s not going to be accepting any more invitations from organizations or interest groups (like the AFL-CIO, YearlyKos, and Logo, all of which hosted Democratic debates in recent weeks).

“Unfortunately, we simply cannot run the kind of campaign we want and need to, engaging with voters in the early states and February 5, if our schedule is dictated by dozens of forums and debates,” said David Plouffe, the Obama campaign manager. “Ultimately, the one group left out of the current schedule is the voters and they are the ones who ask the toughest questions and most deserve to have those questions answered face to face.”

It’ll be interesting to see if other Democratic candidates follow suit. It’ll also be interesting to see, in Iowa, whether the national press corps is welcoming the possibility of not having to travel to so many smaller debates in the next few months. (Obama says he will still attend debates sanctioned by the Democratic National Committee.)

Meanwhile, with all eyes back (or still) on Iowa, The Politico says to pay no attention to the polls: The state is still very much up for grabs.

Today The Stranger Suggests…

posted by on August 18 at 11:00 AM

KEXP BBQ (MUSIC)

You already trust KEXP to stuff you full of new music—why not let them stuff you full of burgers and beer? Their fifth annual summer BBQ concert features 206 hiphop beacons Blue Scholars, ecofriendly indie rockers Cloud Cult, haunted folkies the Cave Singers, Brooklyn’s Pela, and the Blakes. KEXP’s website encourages blankets and lawn chairs, but warns that the lawn may fill up fast. (South Lake Union Discovery Center Lawn, 101 Westlake Ave N, kexp.org. 3 pm, $20 adv/$25 DOS, all ages.)

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Sportn’ Life Five-Year Anniversary Party (206 HIPHOP)

To celebrate five years of life, local hiphop label Sportn’ Life is hosting a big show that features, among others, DJ Jake One, Grynch, Cancer Rising, J.Pinder, and D.Black. This is Seattle hiphop of the highest order. (Chop Suey, 1325 E Madison St, 324-8000. 8 pm, $8, all ages.)

CHARLES MUDEDE
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Heading to the Dem Debate in Iowa

posted by on August 18 at 8:04 AM

Remember yesterday? When I was dissing people who would wake up early enough on a Sunday to watch this weekend’s Democratic debate in Iowa?

Well…

Call it payback from the political junkie in the sky, or good karma, or whatever, but one day later here I am at SeaTac, getting ready to board a plane for Iowa, where I will be watching the Democratic debate live and in person at Drake University. (Which means I will be getting up ridiculously early Central Time on Sunday. Like, in time to get to an 8 a.m. Iowa-time debate.)

I could say payback’s a bitch, but really I’m not complaining. This debate looks like it could be a fiesty one, with Obama now joining Edwards in adopting a sharper tone on the stump, and Hillary looking like a likely target of attacks from all comers, especially now that she’s opened up a 30-point lead in California.

What’s it like to try to elbow my way into a nationally televised debate at the last minute while hailing from a publication with a somewhat scary name like The Stranger?

I emailed the debate organizers at ABC News asking for credentials and was hit with the usual question, sent from a Blackberry:

What kind of publication is the stranger?

Yikes. My flight is boarding. I’ll let you know what happens…

“What was the Question again?”

posted by on August 18 at 12:05 AM

Check out Dave Reichert on whether a pharmacist has the right to refuse to serve customers. This is from a 2006 debate between Reichert and Darcy Burner .

Watch the whole video. Right up to the end when Reichert asks James Vesely to repeat the question.

Somebody should repeat the question in 2008. And demand an explanation this time.

Just saying.


Friday, August 17, 2007

It’s Wetter in Jamaica

posted by on August 17 at 6:41 PM

So. Jamaica.

Jamaica is one of the most anti-gay places on earth. Gays and lesbians are routinely set upon by mobs and lynched. Wiki says

In the Caribbean, Jamaica is by far the most dangerous place for sexual minorities, with frequent and often fatal attacks against gay men fostered by a popular culture that idolizes reggae and dancehall singers whose lyrics call for burning and killing gay men.

And now a category 4 hurricane is headed straight for Jamaica.

So… what will the assholes that said the 2004 Asian Tsunami was God’s way of letting Sweden know that He hates Swedes for tolerating homosexuals, and that Hurricane Katrina was God’s way of expressing his displeasure with abortion, say now?

What they tell us if God has sent a hurricane to wipe one of the most homophobic countries in the world off the face of the earth?

Gee, maybe God hates reggae.

UPDATE: Some folks in comments are calling me out for wishing harm on Jamaica—not everyone’s a murderous homophobe, many lovely people, etc. Uh… you’re misreading this item. No where in this post do I wish harm on innocent or guilty Jamaicans. I didn’t write, “Yes, yes, yes! Come on, God! Destroy Jamaica and all who reside there!” I merely pointed out that when something bad happens to a place that’s relatively tolerant—hurricanes in New Orleans, tsunamis in Thailand, bridge collapses in Minneapolis—the anti-gay Christian whackos claim it was God’s divine judgment, punishment for tolerating homos. So what, I wonder, would they say if a hurricane destroys a place like Jamaica?

I’m not trying to trump the whackos anti-gay murderousness with anti-anti-gay murderousness of my own. I don’t want any harm to come to the people of Jamaica. I hope the storm turns away and, oh, hits Texas—those people really have it coming.

New Marriage Law in Arkansas Discriminates Against Gay Babies

posted by on August 17 at 5:32 PM

Now even babies can get married in Arkansas—but only, you know, if they’re straight babies.

A law passed this year allows Arkansans of any age—even infants—to marry if their parents agree, and the governor may have to call a special session to fix the mistake, lawmakers said today.

The legislation was intended to establish 18 as the minimum age to marry but also allow pregnant teenagers to marry with parental consent, bill sponsor Rep. Will Bond said. An extraneous “not” in the bill, however, allows anyone who is not pregnant to marry at any age if the parents allow it.

“It’s clearly not the intent to allow 10-year-olds or 11-year-olds to get married,” Bond said. “The legislation was screwed up.”

Sierra Club Fails to Block Freeman-Led Anti-Roads and Transit Group

posted by on August 17 at 5:32 PM

The Sierra Club was to King County Superior Court this afternoon, seeking to get its pro-transit argument against the joint roads/transit package included in King County’s voter guide for November. The judge rejected the group’s motion for a temporary injunction (explanation below). They’re also seeking an injunction against the proposed ballot title, which they say glosses over the cost of the package and inaccurately describes what’s in it.

Sound Transit chose the committee that will write the statement against the joint Sound Transit/RTID package (RTID, which could have also had a say in the committee’s makeup, hasn’t met since June). Predictably, the committee is made up exclusively of anti-transit stalwarts (Will Knedlik, Kemper Freeman and Phil Talmadge), whose anti-light-rail message will be poorly received in pro-light-rail King County. The “con” statement, in other words, won’t include any anti-roads argument against the package, which includes billions for expanding freeways like I-405 on the Eastside.

The argument the Sierra Club made today was based on the requirement that the “con” committee be made up of people who are “known” to oppose the measure. The Sierra Club certainly qualifies; they’ve been one of RTID’s most vocal opponents. Their attorney, Roger Townsend, argued that the three people Sound Transit chose aren’t known for opposing the whole package, just the Sound Transit portion of it. Moreover, although Freeman has certainly been outspoken in his opposition to light rail expansion, Knedlik is a relatively obscure bus-rapid-transit proponent, and Talmadge has not been vocal about the package at all. Thus at least two of the committee’s members aren’t “known” for opposing any part of the package.

Why does Sound Transit get to choose the committee that will write the opposition statement against Sound Transit? As Mike O’Brien of the Sierra Club points out, there is “a perverse incentive for them to pick people who don’t adequately represent the position.” In Snohomish County, Sound Transit submitted a list of potential committee members to the Snohomish County Council, which at least takes the process out of the hands of Sound Transit’s (unelected, unaccountable) board. “On this issue, but really on any issue, it’s disappointing that there’s not a public process where they invite anyone interested in writing the opposition statement to apply,” O’Brien says.

“Phase two” of the ballot challenge, O’Brien’s attorney, Roger Townshend, says, is challenging the language of the ballot title itself—the 250-word statement that describes what’s in the package. (Most ballot titles are limited to 75 words; RTID and Sound Transit got a special dispensation from the Legislature to make theirs longer.) The ballot title describes the measure as primarily a bridge and safety program, which the Sierra Club disputes; additionally, it spells out every cost figure in words (e.g. “One billion one hundred million dollars), creating a wall of text in which numbers are hard to distinguish. Townshend didn’t know when that motion would move forward, but another source suggests it might go to court next week.

Day 2: Gardening

posted by on August 17 at 5:12 PM

Yesterday I received my second assignment: Go pull weeds out of someone’s parking strip.

I drove over to Will’s house near Gasworks Park around 2 PM and he gave me a tour of his herb garden. At first, it was difficult to understand what he wanted me to yank. Beige flowering bush? “If you have time.” Brown, wilting bush? “Please don’t touch, Steven.”

The only thing Will really wanted me to get rid of was the fennel. It was everywhere. For anyone who has never experienced the smell of fennel, imagine breathing in a jar full of licorice. For a while, I had to take breaks or I would start to feel that pre-puke saliva coating the back of my throat.

Finally, around the half an hour mark, I began to find my groove. Holding my breath, I would stick my small shovel under the fennel plants and yank them out one by one. It felt good to reconnect with nature. Bees everywhere smelled the fennel seeds on my clothing and followed me back and forth from the garden patch to the waste bin.

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The last plant I extracted was a towering prickly mess. I have no idea what this plant is called but its primary goal seems to be intimidation. It didn’t intimidate me, though. I kicked it down and stomped on it.

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Will lives next door to a wine conosseur and an elderly couple. Will had to leave and go to work but he told me that his neighbors would probably come over and say hi while I weeded. They didn’t.

—Steven Blum, Public Intern

California Ave SW and SW Genesee St

posted by on August 17 at 5:04 PM

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West Seattle

This morning, just before 1AM, a loft/townhome development on California and Genesee burned to the ground.

Thirteen fire engines and ladder trucks were on scene, along with 70 fire department personnel. Two firefighters were taken to the hospital, one for a dislocated shoulder and the other for dehydration.

Earlier today, the West Seattle Blog broke news that the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms is investigating the fire, but it turns out their presence isn’t anything out of the ordinary.

According to Seattle Fire Department spokeswoman Helen Fitzpatrick, the SFD regularly partners with the ATF for large fires and although the cause of this morning’s fire is under investigation, SFD has “no reason to think there’s anything criminal about it.”

Fitzpatrick says the investigation “may go a couple days because there’s so much debris to dig through.”

Today on Lineout

posted by on August 17 at 4:42 PM

TJ Gorton on Salsoul Orchestra.

Terry Miller reminds us of just how awful the end of Return of the Jedi was.

Happy Birthday Sportn’ Life.

The future Rilo Kiley…today.

Donte Parks is unapologetic about penning another Daft Punk post.

Geto Muppets and Geto Boys.

Banter with Trent Moorman.

Rainy weekend downloads, plus more from The Faber Book of Pop.

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Does David Della Have A Split Personality?

posted by on August 17 at 3:57 PM

Over on City Council member David Della’s blog, it’s hard to tell who’s talking: Sometimes, it sounds like boilerplate David Della.

My family tradition is linked with the working waterfront. Today, there are nearly 125,000 jobs connected to Seattle’s industrial lands. These are, for the most part, good family-wage jobs that have been the backbone of our economy.

At other times, his blog appears to have been taken over by a mysterious second person.


The Alki Foundation of the Greater Seattle Chamber of Commerce endorsed David’s campaign today.

The personality of the writing changes dramatically, too. From pleasant but bland:

As I’m walking around tonight’s gathering, one conversation keeps coming up–I’m hearing the mantra that as Seattle is growing, it’s becoming more unaffordable for middle class families.

To sarcastic and bizarrely angry:

As I was riding on the elevated monorail with David this morning between Ballard and West Seattle, I remarked to him how fortunate his opponent, Tim Burgess, is to have the endorsement of Tom Weeks, Board Chair of the wildly successful elevated train.

“Without him, 40,000 more people might be driving their cars today, causing more traffic and pollution. It’s a good thing Tom brought his sharp pencil to the job,” I said.

Who is this mysterious second voice? Does Della have two personalities—the nice David and the really, really super angry one? Does he just like referring to himself in the third person (and talking to himself)? Or could there be another explanation?

Notes from the Recovery Room

posted by on August 17 at 3:50 PM

This morning I had my second and final surgery for this stupid injury. The surgeon cut a hole in my right foot, stuck in a screwdriver, and pulled out a screw that had been anchoring an apparatus—pins, bolts, cadaver bone, tinker toys, chewing gum—that’s been holding my shattered heel together for a couple of months.

Screw You I: From my conversation with the pre-op nurse.

“Can I keep the screw?”

“Sure.”

“Do lots of people ask for their screws?”

“Yeah. They do weird things with them because they think the screws are part of them or something.”

“Like what?”

“Use them in their decks or houses. Make jewelry. Make Christmas ornaments.”

Screw You II: From an advertisement in the Time magazine sitting on the recovery-room table.

If you think you’re experiencing the symptoms of Restless Leg Syndrome, see your doctor. If diagnosed, ask your doctor if Requip is right for you. Requip Tablets may cause you to fall asleep or feel very sleepy during normal activities such as driving; or to faint or feel dizzy, nauseated, or sweaty when you stand up… Also tell your doctor if you experience new or increased gambling, sexual, or other intense urges.

China Syndrome

posted by on August 17 at 3:41 PM

Guess what?

Toys “R” Us said today that it was halting sales of all vinyl bibs after laboratory tests showed evidence that some of the bibs were contaminated with lead….

The New York Times reported on Wednesday that tests this summer financed by the Center for Environmental Health of Oakland, Calif., found lead as high as three times the level allowed in paint in several styles of the bibs purchased from both Toys “R” Us and Babies “R” Us stores in California.

Wait for it… wait for it…

Those bibs were imported from China for Toys “R” Us by Hamco Baby Products.

Notes from Last Night’s City Council Candidate Debate

posted by on August 17 at 3:39 PM

In a rare one-on-one debate last night between City Council incumbent David Della and challenger Tim Burgess, held at the Calvary Church at 70th and NW 23rd in Ballard, Burgess said something I haven’t heard many candidates dare to say: He thought the recent police accountability scandal showed that our system works. I’ve been saying the same thing—and nobody seems to agree—so Burgess’s response jumped out at me.

After the debate (more city candidates should do one-on-ones, by the way … good on the 36th District Democrats, who hosted), I asked Burgess to explain what he meant. “The [job of the] OPA is to be the civilian eyes on the police department and on allegations of misconduct,” he said. “And the [OPA] review board wrote a report. And it was made public. That’s a good thing. In that sense, the controversy about how discipline is handled by the chief came to light. From my perspective that is an indication, at least at that level, the system of civilian oversight is working. Beyond that the question becomes how can we make it better. How do we introduce measures for more transparency and more accountability? Those are legitimate questions.”

So, does Burgess support the idea that City Council should have reconfirmation authority over the chief? Burgess said he did not. “I’m leery of that,” he said. “I’m leery of making it political.”

Isn’t the mayor’s solo authority also politicized—which explains why the mayor isn’t getting tough with the chief? Burgess nodded, but said that with nine council members it would be worse. “Public officeholders have multiple agendas,” he said. He was suspicious that their decision making process about the chief would be “less than objective and independent.”

So, what does Burgess recommend? First, he says the council should require the chief to document his conclusions and findings on OPA investigations (such as when he overturns them.)

Burgess also says the council already has the authority to make the chief come before the council to answer questions about things like how he’s administering discipline. I told Burgess that in fact, Council Members Nick Licata and Burgess’s opponent David Della have asked the chief to do just that, and the chief has been vague about his commitment to appear (says he has to check to see if that was kosher with the union.) Burgess said, “Well, he should [meet with council],” and added that the council also has subpoena power and could use it to call the chief before them if he refuses to do so voluntarily.

“The city charter grants council subpoena power,” he says. “It’s rarely used and I’m not suggesting it needs to be, but that authority is there.”

Burgess himself was a police officer from 1971 to 1978.

Gays and Lesbians = Cross Dressers, Child Rapers, Animal Fuckers

posted by on August 17 at 3:24 PM

So says Rick Scarborough of Vision America, a right-wing Christian group, wasn’t happy about the HRC/LOGO forum on gay issues.

…So far this political season we have had Frosty the Snowman asking questions over YouTube and now the “Gay Debates” to see just which candidate is willing to grant the most favor to a lifestyle which historical Christianity calls sinful. What’s next? The Cross Dresser Debates? Or perhaps the NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Lovers Association) Debates? Or here’s one for the ages — The Bestiality Debates. Not possible? That’s what I thought about our leaders attending a debate sponsored by homosexuals twenty years ago.

Jesus Fucking Christ. Does NAMBLA even exist anymore outside of the fevered imaginations of conflicted, right-wing Christian haters?

Via Americablog.

Give Me Liberty and Give Me Coffee!

posted by on August 17 at 3:18 PM

In this city where coffee is the biggest of clichés, where caffeine gluts our gutters darkens every day, it is difficult if not impossible to distinguish among coffee shops. We all know this. It’s a fool’s errand. Pointless. We all understand that Top Pot is where the doughnuts live (and it’s is a jaunty palindrome to boot), and that JoeBar is cute and crepe-y, if just a little way too fucking chatty when there’s a line circling the block twice. Everyone roosts in Victrola, where the six hour heartburn and the withering glare of serious typing poseurs are still preferable to sitting in a fucking Starbucks. But barely.

But among these staples, a mocha-scented rose has bloomed, quietly and unnoticed and tragically under experienced. And it is Liberty. Yes Liberty. On 15th.

Now, hush. I know you know liberty as the classic cocktail-cum-sushi bar with Ellen Forney’s big dirty hands paintings that make Catholic girls cry for reasons the can not possibly understand. And you’re right about that, I won’t argue. BUT! But! From day-to-day, a coffee-making angel is pulling the most magical brews on the entire Hill from the bar there. The coffee-puller’s name is Doug (he’s part owner of Liberty, and in charge of its coffee interests) and the coffee Doug’s so skillfully pulling until 4PM every day (hurry!) is delicious, delicious Stumptown—-Portland’s famous and wonderfully roasty roast. As far as I know, Doug at Liberty is the only source of this magical potion in all of Seattle, and he pulls is like it ain’t never been pulled befo’. And thus your mission is clear. Abandon Victrola, gather up your Powerbook and that withering glare, and walk them the extra two blocks to Liberty. Find this man…

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…and make him make you coffee. He will. And it’s worth it. I promise.

Headline of the Day

posted by on August 17 at 3:12 PM

Right now at the PI

“Tacoma utility says yellow water safe to drink”

They’ll tell you the same thing at the Eagle, Tacomans. Don’t believe ‘em.

This Week on Drugs

posted by on August 17 at 3:09 PM

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Blue Stealing: There’s a relationship between theft and meth, says the SPD, so the department has established Operation Crystal Blue Persuasion. Since January, the task force has rounded up a bunch of miscreants: 96 for narcotics, 7 for burglary, 11 for ID theft or forgery, 3 for violent crimes, and 9 for intriguingly vague “other crimes.”

Current Drug-Abuse-Prevention Campaigns At Work: A new student survey shows drugs are more prevalent in schools, parents in denial.

Language Barrier: English-speaking Latinos in Washington 13 times more likely than Spanish-speaking peers to report use of illegal drugs.

Rick Steves: If you don’t like my politics you can take a hike, with a different travel guide.

Family Ring Turns Daughter into Dealer, She Overdoses, Recovers, and Crusades Against Dangers of Excessive Consumption: But it’s just espresso.

Denver: City Council wants to pass I-75-like law only to strike it down in court.

Rush Kept His Medical Files from Prosecutors: But Oregon medical marijuana patients records have been subpoenaed by feds.

Don’t Start Rubbing Pot All Over Your Face: Cannabanoids found to clear dermatitis.

Bitter Pills to Swallow: FDA approving fewer pharmaceuticals.

It’s Next to the PI: Hempfest this weekend.

This Weekend at the Movies

posted by on August 17 at 2:56 PM

First, some news:

The physics in movies is all wrong. But you have to read German and have access to scholarly journals to find out the details. (Via ars technica; thanks, Josh.)

Fall calendars are out—or at least leaked—at all the the area independents. Here’s Northwest Film Forum (highlights include a mumblecore* series to complement the Seattle premiere of Hannah Takes the Stairs, Brand Upon the Brain [! the whole hog production I’ve been agitating for, at Cinerama, probably with some extra special guests that have yet to be announced], a Shohei Imamura series, an evening with James Benning, and lots more). Grand Illusion has a terrible website, but in addition to the new Kim Ki-Duk you can see there coming up next week, they’ve also got a “Psychedelic Summer” series starting Sept 7 featuring 16mm films made between 1966 and 1972 (thanks to a recent NWFF series, I’m most looking forward to the National Film Board of Canada production No Reason to Stay); starting Sept 14, Autism: The Musical; and starting Sept 17, The Gates. Down at SIFF Cinema, be on the lookout for Charles Burnett’s My Brother’s Wedding, the 1957 gossip-columnist noir Sweet Smell of Success, and a whole month of the distributor Kino’s eclectic back catalogue.

This Week’s New Releases:

In On Screen this week: the super-good Superbad; a “light comedy” by Lars von Trier entitled The Boss of It All; the truly execrable British farce Death at a Funeral; the awesome local doc The King of Quarters (see today’s Suggests, below); and a new film by the oldest working director in all of cinema: Belle Toujours.

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Plus, Brendan Kiley has an amusing review of the Nicole Kidman/Daniel Craig vehicle The Invasion (it’s bad).

Film Shorts this week can be found at Get Out. Enjoy!

* For more about mumblecore, see this Greencine entry on Hannah Takes the Stairs.

Bullet Control

posted by on August 17 at 1:59 PM

One Billion Bullets

posted by on August 17 at 1:57 PM

The AP reports

Troops training for and fighting the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are firing more than 1 billion bullets a year, contributing to ammunition shortages hitting police departments nationwide and preventing some officers from training with the weapons they carry on patrol.

That’s weird. There doesn’t seem to be any shortage of bullets in Seattle.

Wanna Be My Film Intern?

posted by on August 17 at 1:38 PM

Details over here.

Pregnancy Test

posted by on August 17 at 1:14 PM

The 9th Circuit ruled today that companies can’t dock women’s retirement benefits based on pregnancy leave that took place before 1978’s Pregnancy Discrimination Act passed. (God, how greedy can a company get?)

Three cheers to the 9th Circuit (the left coast court) and all, but the ruling clashes with a Supreme Court ruling about retroactivity principles, and so, legal experts predict the ruling is doomed.

Free Trees

posted by on August 17 at 1:01 PM

Is your neighborhood a barren concrete wasteland? (I’m talking to you, Georgetown.)

Well, the Department of Neighborhoods is accepting applications for FREE TREES through their “Tree Fund” program.

In exchange for free trees to be delivered by the City this fall, groups of neighbors attend a City sponsored training session and then organize their neighbors to plant the trees.

Seattle’s tree cover has shrunk from 40 percent of the city’s land area in 1972 to just 18 percent today, a decline that threatens nature’s ability to help manage storm water, reduce erosion, absorb climate-disrupting gases and clean the air.

Groups of five households or more on a street or block are eligible to apply.

Groups of households on a street or block can request a minimum of 10 and a maximum of 40 trees per project.

The application deadline is NEXT FRIDAY!!!So get on that.

Plant some trees, wait a few years, build a treehouse and then rent it out to some poor schmuck. That’s Mazooma in the bank.

Contact the Seattle Department of Neighborhoods at (206) 684-0464 or go to www.seattle.gov/neighborhoods/nmf/treefund.htm for more info.

A Couple of Weeks in Geek

posted by on August 17 at 1:01 PM

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I read it for the articles - Study shows nearly half of time on web is spent viewing content (as opposed to sending e-mail, searching, shopping, etc.), up from 34% in 2003. The study doesn’t say so, but I bet this increase has something to do with pizza porn. «– NSFW, duh.

Under-reported story of the month - Workers at a drinks hut on a Dutch beach fished an 8-foot tall Lego man out of the sea. The giant, undoubtedly bent on world conquest, appeared to be heading for England. The beast now stands next to the drinks hut, biding his time. If we had any available military, I’d suggest that they be put on high alert.

A nation yawns - Blu-ray outselling HD-DVD 2-to-1. Really, format wars are so 1986.

Format King - The compact disc turns 25 today, and like all 25-year-olds, it’s best days are behind it and it will soon be dead.

Making people shit themselves in style - Taser introduces the latest in portable incapacitation—the C2 personal protector ($350). Now you no longer have to choose between delivering a 50,000-volt charge to scramble someone’s brain and being fashionable. Laser-sighted.

Finally! - TSMC says MSFT to use 90nm DRAM process for Xbox! Just thought you should know.

AHHH! - A Shepard tone - a “sound consisting of a superposition of sine waves separated by octaves… [creating] the auditory illusion of a tone that continually ascends or descends in pitch, yet which ultimately seems to get no higher or lower.” It’s freaking me out.

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Seattle in Hyperstereo - Super genius Steve Lodefink of Finkbuilt has posted a couple of hyperstereo images of Seattle. Instructions and more examples on Finkbuilt.

Kill me - The Internet is too slow. Please send bandwidth.

My Long Personal Nightmare is (Almost) Over - TiVo finally releases a somewhat reasonably-priced HD DVR. I waited for the new Comcast software, which arrived last week. Shockingly, it still sucks. Looks like I’m going to have to bite the bullet. Go to hell, DCT6412.

Trans Awareness Week

posted by on August 17 at 12:50 PM

There are signs on light poles all over downtown Seattle proclaiming “TRANS Awareness Week.” I wasn’t even aware that we had a trans awareness week, so the banners are doing their job.

Trans Awareness Project (TAP) is the proud new recipient of a $15,000 City of Seattle Neighborhood Grant award, which will enable the first-ever week of Trans Awareness cultural festivities and events held in Seattle beginning this year 2007…. So far we have designed banners that will be displayed down the Pine and Pike Street corridors and will be the first visible demonstration of the Trans presence in this city, supported by the City of Seattle.

Trans Awareness Week runs from August 25 to September 1. You can read more about it here.

On Rock and/or Roll

posted by on August 17 at 12:26 PM

Earlier in the week Josh quoted me—out of context!—on the subject of rock and/or roll, the music that has defined… what? Three or four generations now? While it’s true that I don’t appreciate rock and roll, it’s also true that I’ve never made a secret of this fact. There are some rock bands that I actually like; I have the Beattles, the Stones, the Strokes, Queen, and Hedwig on my iPod (where is that thing, anyway?). But the most frequently played albums on my iPod are… Pacific Overtures, Company, Sweeney Todd, and Follies. All musicals, all by Stephen Sondheim, all wonderful.

One of my issues with rock and/or roll is… the electric guitar. I don’t much care for the sounds they typically make. Imagine, if you can, that you didn’t care for the sound of the french horn. Now image that for nearly sixty years popular music—the music of your generation, your parent’s generation, and your grandparent’s generation—was nothing but three jerks playing the french horn and one asshole on drums. It would get to you after a while, right?

Another of my objections to rock and/or roll is the volume at which it is typically played, which Kerri Harrop dinged me for in the comments. I have been know to ask DJs at Stranger events to turn the freakin’ music down—so that people can, you know, shout-and-talk instead of scream-their-heads-off-and-talk. I’ve also been known to get up on chairs in restaurants and unplug speakers when the music is too loud and it is my considered opinion that all live music is way, way too loud.

The problem with allowing DJs and musicians to set volume levels is that they’re all freakin’ deaf. They’ve been hanging out in clubs, right next to the speakers and amps, for years. Decades. And a comfortable volume for a DJ or a bass player is going to bloody the eardrums of the average human being.

But that’s neither here nor there. The point I wanted to make was this: Not like rock and/or roll frees me to like what I like. It never occurs to me to consider whether a band is cool or not. If I like it, I like it—and so rarely do I like a rock and/or roll band that, when I do, I’m not at all self-conscious about listening to their music openly, unashamedly. Like Mika. I like his album—“Life in Cartoon Motion-“-so, you know, sue me. And today at the gym I was treated to another artist I like… and a song that I, as a Catholic girl, particularly love: Billy Joel’s “Only the Good Die Young.”

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Since I know nothing about rock and/or roll, I don’t know if Billy Joel is cool and/or lame at the moment, and I don’t much care. I like the song. I’m going to go download it onto my iPod tonight—or my boyfriend is, since I can’t get the hang of iTunes. And then I’m going to listen to that song six or seven thousand times in a row—that’s how people that like musicals listen to music. Over and over again, until we’ve committed it to memory.

But I will, of course, listen to it at a reasonable volume.

Lame.

posted by on August 17 at 12:15 PM

Who dumps a mattress in a park?

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Perhaps this was some high-concept way of mocking the inadequacy of Cal Anderson’s trash cans (there are definitely too few of them), or an attempt at taunting the homeless people who sleep on the grass nearby. But I doubt it. Probably just hyper-aggressive littering. Lame.

Basketball Diaries

posted by on August 17 at 11:39 AM

I don’t want to harsh out anybody’s hoop time, but in the spirit of this classic book (Chris Ballard’s 1998 survey checks out and rates regular pickup basketball games nationwide), I’d love to hear about Seattle’s courts.

Where are the best regular games in the city? And is there anything like Greenwich Village’s West 4th Street game in New York, where average players and fans can just show up and watch some bona fide players run the court?

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I know it’s risky to call attention to your regular game (you probably don’t want a lot of new people showing up and ruining things), but where are the best games at in Ballard, Crown Hill, Beacon Hill, Squire Park, West Seattle?

Where are the co-ed games, the clunky white guy games, the most competitive games, the friendliest games? Where are the best courts?

I know about Green Lake. What else is out there?

The Pre-Debate Show

posted by on August 17 at 11:30 AM

There’s a Democratic presidential candidate debate coming up in Iowa this weekend. (Yes, another one.)

The Caucus has a good round-up of the pre-debate posturing. And if you want to watch the debate live—well, if you want to watch it live, then I worry about the quality of your life outside of politics. The debate runs from 8 a.m. to 9:30 a.m. CDT on Sunday.

Today The Stranger Suggests…

posted by on August 17 at 11:00 AM

‘The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters’ (FILM)

In 2003, Redmond resident Steve Wiebe set out to topple the long-standing all-time high-score on Donkey Kong. Little did he know that his assault on the record would spur the ire of the exceedingly arrogant Billy Mitchell, holder of the record for over 20 years. King of Kong, which conquered this year’s SIFF, chronicles the scheming, heartbreak, and absurdity that followed. The result is this year’s brightest, and most routinely hilarious, documentary. (See Movie Times for info.)

BRADLEY STEINBACHER
See what else is happening in Film on Friday. Go!

More Stranger Suggests for this week. Go!

Good News for Hungry Drunks: Hallava Falafel Truck Coming to Capitol Hill

posted by on August 17 at 10:32 AM

The closing of Frites Belgian Frites left a big, greasy hole in the stomach of countless Capitol Hill revelers, but starting this weekend, that hole can be crammed full of falafel, thanks to the Hallava Falafel Truck, which will be stationed outside Cafe Vita on Pike from 8:00 pm till 2:00 am every Friday and Saturday night.

(But if you’re still missing the frites, consider the short stumble up to Cafe Presse on 12th, where paper cones of good, cheap, and greasy fries are served till 2:00 am every day of the week.)

Speaking of John Edwards and Early Polls in Iowa…

posted by on August 17 at 10:30 AM

Following up on the recent Slog discussion, Jenny Durkan, the Washington State Chair for the John Edwards for President campaign, is calling my attention to this new poll, which finds John Edwards leading in Iowa.

(Unlike this poll, which I mentioned in my Stranger column this week. It found Edwards losing ground in Iowa and statistically tied with Hillary Clinton.)

Both polls were conducted around the same time. The poll I cited has a smaller margin of error (+/- 3.5), contacted more likely caucus voters (787), and was conducted over the course of six days (July 29 - August 5). The poll Durkan is citing has a larger margin of error (+/- 4.3), contacted fewer likely caucus voters (509), and was conducted over a very short period of time (August 2 - August 3).

Warmth, Giant Black Toobs no. 4 Is On

posted by on August 17 at 10:21 AM

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Until about 20 minutes ago, there was some question whether the fourth installment of Susan Robb’s toobs—written about Jen Graves last month here—was going to happen today. (The piece is solar-powered. Gotta have sun.)

Robb just made the call: There is enough sun. It’s on. It’ll be up at Volunteer Park from noon to 6 pm today. It’s free. Pack a picnic.

A preview:

Go to Safeco Tonight!

posted by on August 17 at 9:44 AM

Anyone who’s a fan of baseball should try to get to Safeco Field tonight to, potentially, witness history.

White Sox closer, Bobby Jenks, recently tied the Major League record for consecutive batters retired. 41 men have faced Jenks since July 17, and not one has gotten on base. Chris DeLuca in the Chicago Sun-Times argues that this feat is more significant than a the usual yardstick for pitching dominance, a perfect game, since that feat, after all, is only one game. Jenks has positively affected the outcome of 14 games in his streak, which is equal to one-and-two-thirds perfect games.

So, tonight, if the game is tied or the Sox have a lead in the ninth, you could see Jenks do something that no pitcher has ever done, in the 130-plus years of Major League Baseball history. If he gets that first man out, it’s a new record.

Then, of course, you root for the Mariners to rally to win and stay close to the goddamn Angels.

My Kid Could Paint That: The Movie

posted by on August 17 at 9:30 AM

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The City by Marla Olmstead

So a 4-year-old cranks out big abstract paintings, some people buy them for thousands of dollars, other people gloat about the sham of modern art, and, inevitably, doubt is raised over whether the 4-year-old is getting help on her paintings from one of her parents. Sounds simple enough, and like something that has happened plenty of times before.

But Amir Bar-Lev’s new documentary, My Kid Could Paint That, is a mystery. (It will open this fall in Seattle; I saw an early screening today.) Bar-Lev travels so far into the center of the situation that he makes the human lust for “real” art—especially in a context where everybody declares that they know nothing about art—seem suspect, vain, and almost criminal, while at the same time utterly natural.

The film closes with a Bob Dylan song:

Someday, everything is gonna be different, when I paint my masterpiece.

Or, everything is gonna be different when you find a masterpiece, connect with it, and somehow make it yours, either by buying it or simply recognizing it, seeing it, and having it see you. Doesn’t everybody feel that way at least a little bit?

The toddler’s name is Marla Olmstead. She lives in Binghamton, N.Y., with her brother Zane, who is two years younger than she is, and her parents, Laura, a dental assistant, and Mark, an amateur painter and night manager at a Frito-Lay factory.

The first note I made in my notebook was about Marla’s art dealer, Anthony Brunelli. He introduced the family by describing every member as “perfect,” especially Marla and Zane, who “could be in Gap ads.”

Brunelli is probably the most unsavory character in the film. But he is the most revealing, too. Through all the twists and family dynamics—according to that footage, it looks like Marla made that painting, but according to this footage, it looks like she didn’t, but …—Brunelli looms in the background. He extols Marla’s genius on “60 Minutes” and praises the beauty of her paintings to his clients.

But he also divulges, when he’s exhausted of the publicity and when sales have slowed down because of the questioning, that he doesn’t like modern art. That he thinks it’s a “scam.” That it’s only through marketing that abstract art gains meaning. (Michael Kimmelman of the New York Times comes damn close to agreeing with Brunelli on this point, making the analogy to the relationship between Jackson Pollock’s raging persona and his wild paintings.)

Of course, by that logic, then, Brunelli is in the middle of perpetrating his own scam: selling Marla instead of the paintings. But Brunelli reveals more. We see him making his own photorealistic paintings, spending hours on details that the art world will not appreciate.

With Marla, “now, finally, I’ve got a way in,” Brunelli says.

The tensions between husband and wife, toddler and camera, are gripping. And there are deliciously painful sequences involving stereotypically clueless, Humvee-driving rich collectors that serve as reminders that, like laws, you don’t want to see how the art market is made. Or maybe you do.

By the end of the film, the biggest question is not about whether Marla has made the paintings alone, but whether the documentarian, Bar-Lev, will reveal to the family that he has his doubts. He so badly wants to believe, but he can’t get Marla making a painting from start to finish, and that missing footage becomes the magnetic black hole at the center of the movie. It’s the hole at the center of art, too—what exactly is in there, and why does it have such sway over us? When is it real, and when is it bullshit? What is it made of? Can it even be caught on film?

When the movie comes, watch it. It’s terrific.

Sweet Jesus…

posted by on August 17 at 9:12 AM

The War. And the War on Blogs

posted by on August 17 at 8:54 AM

While the U.S. military is busy cracking down on soldiers’ blogs to prevent info from getting out that could endanger U.S. operations—the army might be better served cracking down on their own official military websites.

According to data from the Army Web Risk Assessment Cell (AWRAC)—the DOD dept. that monitors official and unofficial military websites “for information and trends of data that could be used to breach security or pose a threat to defensive and offensive operations and military personnel”—there were about 28 content violations on 594 blogs between January 2006 and January 2007. By comparison: There were least 1,813 violations on 878 official military websites during the same period.

This data comes to light thanks to a smart public disclosure request by the Electronic Freedom Foundation.

WIRED has a report here.

Cultural Conservatives vs. Freedom of Religion

posted by on August 17 at 8:05 AM

Anti-gay Christian activists are crashing services at churches in Ohio that welcome, affirm, tolerate, etc., gays and lesbians.

A conservative Christian values group has been interrupting services at two central Ohio churches to protest their support for homosexuality. Minutemen United vowed to attend services every Sunday.

The group started its crusade when First Baptist Church in Granville hosted “Love Makes a Family,” a traveling exhibit by the Family Diversity Project showing photos of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender families.

The night the exhibit opened in July, members of Minutemen United stood outside and protested the exhibit and the church’s open attitude toward homosexuality, said the Rev. Kathy Hurt, senior pastor at the Granville church.

Since then, the group has been visiting the church every Sunday, she said.

Could you imagine the shit storm that would ensue if gays and lesbians showed up at an anti-gay church and disrupted services? I can. ACT-UP—the Aids Coalition to Unleash Power—shut down St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City in 1989 to protest the church’s opposition to AIDS education, condoms, and its attacks on homosexuals. It was hugely controversial, and roundly attacked by conservative and mainstream politicians and pundits. Bringing a protest into a house of worship—during services!—just wasn’t kosher, no matter the stakes.

I’m hoping that same folks that condemned ACT-UP in 1989 for its “Stop the Church” protest condemn these anti-gay bigots today. But I’m not going to hold my breath. Conservative religious people regard attacking others—holding anti-gay rallies in pro-gay cities like SF and Seattle, disrupting services at pro-gay churches—as their right, as protected religious expression. It’s just one of the double standards that the knuckle-draggers enjoy.

The Morning News

posted by on August 17 at 7:36 AM

In Convictions: Jose Padilla found guilty of terrorism conspiracy. “The conviction of Jose Padilla — an American who provided material support to terrorists and trained for violent jihad — is a significant victory in our efforts to fight the threat posed by terrorists and their supporters,” says Attorney General Alberto Gonzales. “This trial clearly undermines the Bush administration’s unfounded fear that terrorists cannot — in their view — be tried in our criminal courts,” says the ACLU.

In Rescues: Three dead, six injured while attempting to rescue six trapped miners in Utah.

In Stocks: After yesterday’s rollicking market, the Federal Reserve made a half-percentage point cut in its discount rate on loans to banks.

In Medals: The U.S. is running short of Purple Hearts, which means some older veterans are being asked to buy their own.

In “Celebrities”: Steven Seagal wants the FBI to say it’s sorry.

In Government Contracts: $998,798 for shipping two 19¢ washers.

In Cheering: Nicole Brodeur admits to being one of the TImes’ staffers who cheered at Rove’s resignation.

In Police: Expect a larger police presence outside of crowded clubs in the downtown retail core.

In Squabbles: The University of Washington tells Disney to stick it.

In Traffic: The state DOT decides people are still getting to work too easily, close another lane on I-5.

And finally: A little Gerry Anderson weirdness to start your morning.

Seattle is Racist, but…

posted by on August 17 at 6:01 AM

this kind of gross behavior wouldn’t happen here.

Welcome to the east coast Ray Allen, where people show their true colors—and don’t like yours.

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Thursday, August 16, 2007

What The Fuck?

posted by on August 16 at 5:16 PM

First she trashes my film; now she is trashing my film reviews:

Why Must Every Movie Review by Charles Mudede Begin with a Question?

Culled from the film section of The Stranger:

Belle Toujours: What is this movie really about? What is its core subject, its ultimate matter?

A Scanner Darkly: What is the core truth of this film based on a Phillip K. Dick short story of the same name?

Bratz: What is it that makes Bratz, as a cultural phenomenon, great?


What is Audrey’s problem? What has she against my blatant scholasticism. Has she ever read Thomas Aquinas? If so, what is wrong with borrowing from the scholastic approach? And why does she love cheese so much?

Re: Postman, Boardman, Cheering Etc…

posted by on August 16 at 4:49 PM

Josh Feit talks to Republican Mike McGavick! In Moses Lake! And to Republican Luke Esser! And Chris Vance!

There They Go…

posted by on August 16 at 4:41 PM

Posted by Sage Van Wing

In an interview with the conservative Hugh Hewitt show, White House Press Secretary Tony Snow said that not only will he be resigning before the end of Bush’s term, a few others might be on the way out soon too:

HEWITT: Are there any other resignations upcoming, Tony Snow?

SNOW: I think that probably…as Josh said the other day, he thinks there are probably a couple coming up in the next month or so. […]

HEWITT: Your intention to go the distance, Tony Snow?

SNOW: No, I’m not going to be…I’ve already made it clear I’m not going to be able to go the distance, but that’s primarily for financial reasons. I’ve told people when my money runs out, then I’ve got to go.

via Think Progress

“Once You Get That STD, You Don’t Get a Second Chance”

posted by on August 16 at 4:26 PM

Is it any wonder why abstinence-only education fails?

(Swiped from my new favorite website GodTube.)

Re: Postman, Boardman, Cheering Etc…

posted by on August 16 at 4:25 PM

Whoa. Postman goes after me on his blog.

Guess I got under his skin by pointing out his executive editor, Dave Boardman’s bias. Executive editors at mainstream dailies aren’t supposed to have biases.

Since there’s no way to defend what Boardman said (that Ds are the activists and Rs are not) , Postman changes the topic and pretends I was denying that reporters are Democrats.

He writes:

Feit says: “Boardman is relying on some pretty out-of-date stereotypes.” [But Boardman] is actually relying on the most recent data. Studies after the 2004 presidential election showed what previous studies have as well: Reporters tend to vote Democratic.

But I didn’t challenge Boardman’s notion that lots of reporters are Democrats. I agree that they are. I challenged Boardman’s explanation of that phenomenon. Boardman says reporters are often activist types. So, Boardman’s as