Dang.

proud to be part of the irreducable percentage.

And let's not leave punishment to the discretion of activist judges. We'll have strong sentencing guidelines and a three-strikes law.

Let's make retailers track the sales of condoms, too. Condoms are a common precursor to teenage sex, and thus we should have our federal government build computer software -- we'll call it condomstat or teensexstat -- to identify those who are potentially purchasing condoms for teenage sex. We'll all need to present identification cards in order to purchase condoms, but this is teenage sex we're talking about -- what's a little intrusion into our privacy in the name of safety?

We'll need some way to fund all this, so let's extend forfeiture laws to teen sex. When teenagers are busted on suspicion of having sex, we'll let local police take everything in sight -- cash, Mom's house, cars, toys... Soon every police force's anti-crime team will be driving around in fancy dildos and cock rings confiscated from teen sex lords.

We'll need to get ICE involved, too, as teen sex will soon be coming form Mexico. This is gonna be big.

It's WAR!

Ally Sheedy explains this in the Breakfast Club.

Poison Pants!!!

Growing up sucks ... and honestly it was probably for the best. Everything was so damn weighted that I might have been a suicide case in high school after a good break up. And seriously, Generally, the girls I have dated were more damaged than enlightened from their high school sex experiences (it seemed that way then it does seem that way now, like Gitai more or less implies). A few wonderful date rapes, pressured to have sex with older men by peers and society.

I'm not a bible thumper in the slightest, I'm not saying kids should or shouldn't have sex. I think kids should do these things safely (duh!) A baby or an STD is a hell of a lot more damaging long term than perhaps a few abusive relationships. Maybe we just aren't supposed to make it EASY for them to have sex.

Here me out on this. All of the postings who raved about how wonderful teenage sex was were men. Even if a few women do post their thoughts on it, the overwhelming majority of posters are going to be men who loved to fuck as teens. Sex can not and most likely should be post poned till marriage anymore. It's not going to work. Why? Because in the 1950's and 60's you can have a baby at 18, 19 and still FUNCTION in socety. We NEED birth control and we NEED to abortion because in order to develop into functioning adults we need a longer time to educate and establish ourselves before we should ever consider children. Sex is more than just sex too ...

All I'm saying is that if you want people to stop hurting themselves by engaging in some risky behavior, you should make that behavior illegal, demonize those who engage in it via a long-running system of goverment propaganda, and then throw all those new criminals in the clink as fast as you can. If the police need to fudge a report here and there, well that's just he way it goes. We gotta get these perps off the streets. If we were taking this teen sex issue seriously, we'd put officers like Neubert and Tietjen on the case. Those guys really know how to cut through the red tape.

Nothing says, "be safe" like "don't get caught or you're going to prison, motherfucker".

Are you being sarcastic? This is how counter culture is created and as my father puts it, "undermines people's respect for the law". Prohibition and the "war on drugs" to a a lesser extent are responcible for this.

And the net result of it, the abstience only teaching "undermines my respect for religion." I'm pretty sure that summarizes Dan Savages life experiences!

well ... what do you know.

Really? When I was in high school, math team was an orgy every week.

Depo being a birth control drug, and tamoxifen being estrogen, wouldn't they only lower the libido of guys, and we'd end up with a bunch of teenage lesbians?

Wait... now I sound like a child abuser and a chimo.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/22/magazine/22juvenile-t.html?ref=magazine

Remember, sexualized kids are just potential criminals and perverts.

That was scrumtrillescent, Phil M.

I lost my virginity with a guy who was a virgin when I was 19 (I'm female) and it was amazing. If any virgins are reading this: rent a hotel room and take your fucking time!

Isn't that good?