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Friday, July 20, 2007

Whose Calves Are These?

posted by on July 20 at 9:33 AM

This one’s called The Genius.


Previously: The Cripple and The Biker.

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Chris, you have become the creepy old trolly old guy at this point. You are a stalker......

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | July 20, 2007 9:43 AM

Stephen Hawking?

Posted by DOUG. | July 20, 2007 9:45 AM

Annie Wagner! Mwaha!

Posted by Mr. Poe | July 20, 2007 9:50 AM

Rosie O'Donnell?

Posted by SteveR | July 20, 2007 9:54 AM


Posted by Judah | July 20, 2007 9:56 AM

do we calf to put up with these posts? leg me tell you this, i don't kneed to see these pictures. i have calf a mind to ignore any of your future posts.

Posted by infrequent | July 20, 2007 9:57 AM

Those are some muscular calves and some sweet little feet, so I'd say the person is a woman who's a serious biker or jogger. Erica Barnett?

Posted by Original Andrew | July 20, 2007 9:58 AM

I discovered when I was 14 that "OMG gross calf's feel like boobs." try it just relax your calf and it feels almost exactly like a boob.

Posted by T and cAlf | July 20, 2007 10:06 AM

@6: Posts like yours make me thigh in frustration. If I had mod privileges, I'd give you the boot. But I don't, so I'll just tell the mods to shin or get off the pot.

Posted by supergp | July 20, 2007 10:09 AM

These are seriously starting to skiv me out. What @1 said

Posted by ~~o~~ | July 20, 2007 10:09 AM


But it's called The Genius. It can't possibly be ECB.

Posted by Croyt | July 20, 2007 10:21 AM

Hey, if she didn't want her calves photographed, she shouldn't have worn those pants in public. Right? Am I right?

Posted by Gloria | July 20, 2007 10:21 AM

um... you know there are laws against voyeurism in Washington, right?

Posted by seattle98104 | July 20, 2007 10:22 AM

T and cAlf @ 8

My calf feels nothing like my boob, even when it's relaxed. Are you feeling the wrong calves, or boobs?

Posted by motomotoyama | July 20, 2007 10:31 AM

Then you must have stringy man calves, I think it might jsut be for womens calves, those calves in the picture definitely feel like boobs.

Posted by T & cAlf | July 20, 2007 10:40 AM

@13 - i think that's upskirt photos, but yeah, that's in a public restroom and that's not ok without express consent of the person who was photographed.

Just ask the SeaGals.

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 20, 2007 11:06 AM

the subject of the photo gave me permission.

Posted by christopher frizzelle | July 20, 2007 11:08 AM

@6 and 9: xoxo

Posted by craig | July 20, 2007 11:32 AM

@17 - cool, no prob then. just responding to a prior post.

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 20, 2007 1:32 PM

I just hope it is a woman's calf, er, calves, um, legs, whatever. They look great.

Posted by please | July 20, 2007 1:44 PM

High heels are SO BAD FOR CALVES and other living things! Jesus CHRIST, those calves may be "sexy" but they are screaming inside. This is what they are saying: "I feel like I never get to stretch anymore." I see women who wear heels, even stilettos, come in after stomping around on the downtown concrete and be confused about why their calves have enormous knots in them. Look at this picture. That is why. Put on fucking tennis shoes, get a massage... Calves ARE sexy. Healthy, pliable calves are even sexier.

Posted by Katelyn | July 20, 2007 2:00 PM

It's Matisse.

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