Oooh, I haven't done THAT joke in over a year... Let's pull it out of the archives.
I needed deodorant and when I went into the store, I found that one particular scent of one particular brand was far cheaper than all of the others.
Why?
Well, the brand was Axe...and they name their scents all sorts of crazy things...things that you don't really associate with scents at all...things like Phoenix and Pulse.
This particular one...the CHEAP one? The scent was...Tsunami.
Yeah.
I bought it, whatever. I'm wearing it right now.
And I know you're curious. You want to know...
What does Axe Tsunami deodorant smell like?
:sniff:
Saltwater...seaweed...and dead people.
Wait.
:sniff:
Could be...hmmmm...
:sniff:
...bananas...?
:sniff:
No, it's definitely dead people.
(c)2005 peter greyy
And of course it's insensitive...that's what made it funny.
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Combined, they smell like a frat house?
Codenames?
axe!
How fucking peculiar. I mean, really? You'd want to smell like Apollo? Or fucking Clix? What the hell does that even mean?
I hear Lindsey Lohan likes her boytoys to wear "Relapse".
i know how to google!!
the answer to this question makes me feel that this does not qualify as SCIENCE per se though.
Are they all superheroes?
I chose "Science" to throw off your guesses.
Are they all superheroes?
smell like teen spirit
I was smarter before I knew the answer to this question.
Nightclubs shut down by Greg Nickels?
Are they derived from Native/Indigenous languages?
Oooh, I haven't done THAT joke in over a year... Let's pull it out of the archives.
I needed deodorant and when I went into the store, I found that one particular scent of one particular brand was far cheaper than all of the others.
Why?
Well, the brand was Axe...and they name their scents all sorts of crazy things...things that you don't really associate with scents at all...things like Phoenix and Pulse.
This particular one...the CHEAP one? The scent was...Tsunami.
Yeah.
I bought it, whatever. I'm wearing it right now.
And I know you're curious. You want to know...
What does Axe Tsunami deodorant smell like?
:sniff:Saltwater...seaweed...and dead people.
Wait.
:sniff:Could be...hmmmm...
:sniff:...bananas...?
:sniff:No, it's definitely dead people.
(c)2005 peter greyy
And of course it's insensitive...that's what made it funny.
If you google it, this blog entry show's up as the #2 result. Robots are watching you.
Sweet!
MP3 players
They are not trademarkable words, being that they are already in the dictionary.
They're all settings on my blender. Duh.
I was going to say, they are all spelled correctly. But i guess this Axe answer is just a little better.
They are all names of clubs (not in seattle though) and likely serve martini's for no less then 10 dollars
Eric Zoolander's looks for next year?
All celebrity children's names?
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