Chow Tomorrow, This Relentless Hot Dog Fan Suggests…
posted by July 6 at 12:25 PM
onOn a slightly less gay tip, another compelling reason to get down to The Pioneer Square Fire Festival: HOT DOG EATING CONTEST. As of now, the field is wide open, so go here to register. I will be there to cheer on the binging and gluttony and investigate the sport of competitive eating, my new obsession.
Let’s crown our local Joey Chestnut!
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Less gay? Deep throating dozens of hot sausages sounds pretty gay to me.
There has got to be something unhealthy and unnatural in stuffing over 50 hot dogs and buns into the average human stomach.
After the Nathan's contest I wondered what an X-ray of the winning contestant's intestinal tract looked like. My mind immediately went into Loony Tunes mode and I imagined a line of perfectly preserved uneaten hot dogs (in buns) lined up from esophagus to anus.
HA HA HA "sport of competitive eating" - it's GROTESQUE - about as much to 'sports' as paint-by-number is to art...
Wasteful; wanton; whack-o - how American.
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