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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

The Return of Alexyss Tylor

posted by on July 18 at 9:58 AM

From the woman who brought you the classic Vagina Power comes another dose of completely NSFW wisdom.

(Thank you, Slog citizen Riz.)

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I understand the public speaking principle of knowing your audience, but this here is a woman who's increasingly incoherent and on the verge of some kind of breakdown. I don't want to laugh. I want to find her some help.

Posted by Bauhaus | July 18, 2007 10:12 AM

There is some telltale jaw clenching going on here.

Posted by Nick | July 18, 2007 10:30 AM

She did NOT just compare a pussy to The Clapper, did she? Clap On! Clap Off!

Posted by KELLY O | July 18, 2007 10:37 AM

I'm not sure I got all of it, but I think she's saying don't let him stick his dick three hundred and sixty degrees in your ass unless he has a nice car.

Posted by Fnarf | July 18, 2007 10:47 AM

SHe's so drunk! What I learned: medium dick is good, mega dick is evil. "Laying pipe" is my new favorite euphemism!

Posted by Amy Kate Horn | July 18, 2007 10:50 AM

In point of fact, I've heard "laying pipe" as code for taking a dump...or was that "laying cable?" Maybe both. Old, San Fernando Valley parlance.

Posted by Bauhaus | July 18, 2007 10:54 AM

she wasn't drunk last time, and was far more charming then. and yes, this woman does have some psych "issues" and maybe is in trouble, i'm afraid. what would THAT intervention look like, i wonder....

Posted by ellarosa | July 18, 2007 11:00 AM

i'd hit that.

Posted by maxsolomon | July 18, 2007 3:38 PM

I created a social network for Alexyss, her teachings and the teachings of Tantra/Sacred Sex. All are welcomed to join

Posted by 1dell | July 20, 2007 7:27 AM

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