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posted by July 18 at 7:00 AMon
No Deposit, No Return: Man discovers he isn’t the father of his son, can’t recoup child support.
He Was Die-Cast For Your Sins: Wal-Mart to sell a 12-INCH TALKING JESUS DOLL!!! Voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait.I wish.
Drugstore Cowboy: Bush Administration had drug control board officials shill for vulnerable GOP candidates, despite a 1994 law barring them from political activities.
Bringing Your Work Home With You: National Guard sniper allegedly shoots his wife, then himself.
No Surprise: Exxon and Enron have been helping shape our national energy policies.
Two Turkish clips today, both are probably NSFW:
First up: oh snap! It’s the Turkish Exorcist!
As a bonus, I’m including a clip of the totally badass Turkish action flick, brilliantly titled “Death Warrior.” After watching this, If you don’t have an uncontrollable urge to punch a ninja, something is wrong with you.