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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

The Meaning of Pterodactyl Porn

posted by on July 25 at 14:28 PM

Let’s get to the bottom of the pterodactyl porn posted by Christopher Frizzelle:

This…
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Plus this…
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Equals this…
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Pterodactyl porn is an orgy for oil. The way the woman pumps, pulls, and sucks—that’s American hunger. And the substance (essence, energy) of the dinosaurs is what makes the country grow and go.

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1

Charles, this is the worst excuse for bringing that post back to life.

Posted by Mr. Poe | July 25, 2007 2:34 PM
2

And here I thought that it was just combining two of the young nerd's favorite things: dinosaurs and porn. Apparently I missed the subtext.

Posted by Jessica | July 25, 2007 2:49 PM
3

*giggles*

It made me laugh... now my boss wants to know what's funny. :(

Posted by Phelix | July 25, 2007 2:56 PM
4

I don't know how I'd get through life without Mr. Mudede to explain what everything means.

Posted by pox | July 25, 2007 3:06 PM
5

For Chrissakes,

Is there anyone at the Stranger willing to host an intervention for Charles?

Posted by Nancy Reagan | July 25, 2007 3:10 PM
6

no, not really.

Posted by aarons | July 25, 2007 3:18 PM
7

Charles, I like you. We chat on the street and say pleasant hellos. But sometimes freaky dinosaur porn is just freaky dinosaur porn.

Posted by Matt Fuckin' Hickey | July 25, 2007 3:26 PM
8

I just don't know if I'm laughing with you or at you.

It's funny, regardless.

Posted by monkey | July 25, 2007 3:29 PM
9

Why are you so insane?

Posted by Avallibam | July 25, 2007 3:38 PM
10

Charles, you're wrong.

More than 50 percent of the energy America uses is Coal.

A more accurate picture would have had a picture of a giant fern tree, a diamond, and a smokestack.

But thanks for playing.

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 25, 2007 3:57 PM
11

Save the stretching and reaching for yoga.

Posted by Future Charles | July 25, 2007 4:10 PM
12

It doesn't matter if the dinosaur = oil meme is TRUE. It just matters if people believe it. And they do. The fact is, oil doesn't come from dinosaurs at all, but rather plant matter, mostly. But Charles's post, which is not about dinosaurs or oil, but rather you and me, is still true.

Posted by Fnarf | July 25, 2007 4:44 PM
13

Charles, I'm a relative newcomer to the Slog, but I've been enjoying your writing for the Stranger since the mid-90s. Can I ask you a question? Are you trying to be ironically pretentious and absurd? Because, it doesn't really come off as ironic, is the thing.

Also, I don't see why the girl is a necessary part of the equation. Don't pteredactyls become petroleum on their own?

Posted by Doug S | July 25, 2007 5:06 PM
14

Charles, I'm a relative newcomer to the Slog, but I've been enjoying your writing for the Stranger since the mid-90s. Can I ask you a question? Are you trying to be ironically pretentious and absurd? Because, it doesn't really come off as ironic, is the thing.

Also, I don't see why the girl is a necessary part of the equation. Don't pteredactyls become petroleum on their own?

Posted by Doug S | July 25, 2007 5:07 PM
15

C'mon folks. That's a joke. And a good one. I totally laughed my head off.

Posted by Mokawi | July 26, 2007 12:09 AM
16

Doug S, pterodactyls don't become petroleum. All of the oil on earth was already there before the first dinosaur.

Posted by Fnarf | July 26, 2007 8:59 AM
17

@14 - no, Charles just is who he is.

He's actually a nice guy in person.

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