The Meaning of Pterodactyl Porn
posted by July 25 at 14:28 PM
onLet’s get to the bottom of the pterodactyl porn posted by Christopher Frizzelle:
This…
Plus this…
Equals this…
Pterodactyl porn is an orgy for oil. The way the woman pumps, pulls, and sucks—that’s American hunger. And the substance (essence, energy) of the dinosaurs is what makes the country grow and go.
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Charles, this is the worst excuse for bringing that post back to life.
And here I thought that it was just combining two of the young nerd's favorite things: dinosaurs and porn. Apparently I missed the subtext.
*giggles*
It made me laugh... now my boss wants to know what's funny. :(
I don't know how I'd get through life without Mr. Mudede to explain what everything means.
For Chrissakes,
Is there anyone at the Stranger willing to host an intervention for Charles?
no, not really.
Charles, I like you. We chat on the street and say pleasant hellos. But sometimes freaky dinosaur porn is just freaky dinosaur porn.
I just don't know if I'm laughing with you or at you.
It's funny, regardless.
Why are you so insane?
Charles, you're wrong.
More than 50 percent of the energy America uses is Coal.
A more accurate picture would have had a picture of a giant fern tree, a diamond, and a smokestack.
But thanks for playing.
Save the stretching and reaching for yoga.
It doesn't matter if the dinosaur = oil meme is TRUE. It just matters if people believe it. And they do. The fact is, oil doesn't come from dinosaurs at all, but rather plant matter, mostly. But Charles's post, which is not about dinosaurs or oil, but rather you and me, is still true.
Charles, I'm a relative newcomer to the Slog, but I've been enjoying your writing for the Stranger since the mid-90s. Can I ask you a question? Are you trying to be ironically pretentious and absurd? Because, it doesn't really come off as ironic, is the thing.
Also, I don't see why the girl is a necessary part of the equation. Don't pteredactyls become petroleum on their own?
Charles, I'm a relative newcomer to the Slog, but I've been enjoying your writing for the Stranger since the mid-90s. Can I ask you a question? Are you trying to be ironically pretentious and absurd? Because, it doesn't really come off as ironic, is the thing.
Also, I don't see why the girl is a necessary part of the equation. Don't pteredactyls become petroleum on their own?
C'mon folks. That's a joke. And a good one. I totally laughed my head off.
Doug S, pterodactyls don't become petroleum. All of the oil on earth was already there before the first dinosaur.
@14 - no, Charles just is who he is.
He's actually a nice guy in person.
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