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charles, you oughta check into chow nasty's ode to less-than-perfect beauty called "lazy eye."

sample lyric--"i like the girls w the lazy eye. one on my pocket and the other in the sky.

and i like the girl w the extra toes. this little piggy went to market, who knows where the other one goes."

Posted by jz | July 18, 2007 12:08 PM

Weirdest sexual quirk evar. I like women with eyelids lowered somewhat, as long as its evenly and they look more relaxed/tired than drugged. Same reason too. Lazy-looking ladies are kind of cool/sexy somehow. Looks sensual. But a lazy eye? Eye-gads.

Posted by christopher | July 18, 2007 12:09 PM

I'm down with the lazy eye.

Posted by Tim | July 18, 2007 12:22 PM

Ah...Charles likes foreheads AND lazy eyes. Dude your wife must be truly special.

Posted by JessB | July 18, 2007 12:30 PM

i also love the lazy eye, but i have a stroke victim fetish. when i was a teenager my bedroom walls were covered with pictures of pat nixon.

Posted by brandon | July 18, 2007 12:34 PM

Paris Hilton has a lazy eye.

Posted by boydmain | July 18, 2007 12:59 PM

Looks like the roofies are just starting to kick in.

Posted by monkey | July 18, 2007 1:03 PM

Anthony Burgess created a charming character who liked 'em too. Instead of "lazy eye," he used the term "slight venerean strabismus." The Pagliacci guy/model who graced the "sexiest" cover this year had it completely down. Ahem.

Posted by tomasyalba | July 18, 2007 1:12 PM



Posted by erin | July 18, 2007 1:31 PM

I thought it was her tiger outfit that got you Chucker.

Posted by ecce homo | July 18, 2007 1:35 PM

Is it sexy on a man as well?

Posted by Mokawi | July 18, 2007 1:53 PM

Lazy eye is when one of your eyes doesn't see as well as the other. Children diagnosed with this have to wear an eye patch to strengthen the lazy eye. It has nothing to do with eyelids.

Posted by J | July 18, 2007 2:14 PM

And now forevermore when I catch a glimpse of a certain photograph of myself on my wedding day, I will no longer flinch because of one infinitesimally-drooping eyelid, a flaw which had previously ruined my appreciation of said picture.

I reserve the right to flinch for other reasons, however, notably my newfound -- and sadly, quite unforgettable -- knowledge of Charles' taste in eyelids.

Posted by Eye candy | July 18, 2007 2:36 PM

I slept with a guy in college once because he had a lazy eye (long story). He also had a crooked penis. Any correlation?

Posted by Eye luv you | July 18, 2007 2:57 PM

tiger outfit? TIGER OUTFIT?

chaz likes lazy things because commies are lazy.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | July 18, 2007 3:19 PM

interesting. i imagine a lot of kids today have this "corrected". Hence fewer droopy eyes in the future.

Posted by D. | July 18, 2007 4:25 PM

OK, now I think you're crazy.

Posted by K | July 18, 2007 4:34 PM

I've chimed in recently on my like of differently-shaped eyes. The lazy eye, is something of a different matter. Maybe it's just me, I don't know. I'm always TALKING to the lazy eye, because I want it to pay attention and not let its mind drift, but then I worry about the numero-uno eye thinking I'm an asshole (which I'm not, quite the opposite - I'm probably one of your newest and greatest fans). So, out of self-consciousness, I start talking to the bridge of the nose, a bad habit I've found myself as yet unable to bridge.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | July 18, 2007 5:00 PM

what a retarded post. come on mudede, back to buildings and khat.

Posted by matt | July 18, 2007 6:59 PM
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