Celeb Tammy Faye? Dead, Dead, Dead!
posted by July 21 at 19:13 PMon
It is my dubious and depressing duty to inform you that she of the filthy, filthy washcloth and ever-oogy Christyness, Our Teary Lady of Mudslide Mascarra, the weepy PTL Queen-cum-gay-loving Kabuki princess, Tammy Faye, has finally gone to meet her maker, back to where she came from, God save her soul. She was 200,000 years old.
Lest we forget…
And let’s all pray that a moist towlette awaits her in heaven…a moist towlette called JESUS! Shalom!