Slog - Comments on Swimming With Bowlegged Women http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women Earlier in the week, I loudly trumpeted the singular glory of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. It's taken some time to post a follow-up; partly because I'm lazy and shiftless, but mostly because I was too honestly flabbergasted by a certain part to proceed. You see, there's this one line of ultra-smoove romantic dialog that, um, comes out of nowhere. Warning: NSFW Top that, Mr. Spielberg.... Copyright 2008 Thu, 12 Jul 2007 13:54:54 -0800 Sat, 14 Jul 2007 13:27:23 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Mr. Poe Hey, that's how I got my husband. Only instead of pussy, I said dick. This is thievery!

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762349 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762349 Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:11:03 -0800 Comment by christopher Fuck Yeah!!! I'd let that smooth-talker eat my pussy. Wait. I don't have a pussy. Rats!

]]> christopher http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762354 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762354 Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:14:04 -0800 Comment by Aaro)))n Edge -- Damn it, I wanted a shark attack! :(

]]> Aaro)))n Edge http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762358 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762358 Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:16:43 -0800 Comment by Nat #2 -- you may yet prevail; John Barrowman is publicly out. Unfortunately his showcase BBC show, Torchwood, is pretty lousy.

]]> Nat http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762363 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762363 Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:27:56 -0800 Comment by sam That's the fantastic John Barrowman in that scene. He has said in interviews that the line was meant as a joke and he never expected it to make it into the movie.

]]> sam http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762383 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762383 Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:39:42 -0800 Comment by hikitty Yes - the director told him to just say something outrageous, and they would dub a real line in later when they thought of one. He took their word on it, and was very surprised when he took his young nieces to the movie...

]]> hikitty http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762408 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762408 Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:55:34 -0800 Comment by Maggie Wow, that line never worked for me.

]]> Maggie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762426 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762426 Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:12:10 -0800 Comment by gracynyc SexAY

]]> gracynyc http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762432 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762432 Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:16:51 -0800 Comment by Boomer in NYC I know I saw these clips somewhere recently--it was on a blog about the worst moments in movies. There were multiple postings about that shark movie, with terrible special effects.

]]> Boomer in NYC http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762436 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762436 Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:19:09 -0800 Comment by Gomez Well, at least he didn't beat around the bush.

]]> Gomez http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762443 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762443 Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:25:10 -0800 Comment by christopher Oh noes! Gomez wins! Fatality!

]]> christopher http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762464 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762464 Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:42:02 -0800 Comment by ecce homo It's been more than a decade since I "Ate Pussy". Yet it sounded remarkably enjoyable for some reason this afternoon.

Any gals / womyn wish to volunteer? It would be fun in an awkward, gay man have oral sex with you, sort of way.

]]> ecce homo http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762569 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c762569 Thu, 12 Jul 2007 17:48:51 -0800 Comment by Scottie Don't fall for it ladies!! "It's ok if I eat your pussy, because I'm gay" is the oldest trick in the book.

]]> Scottie http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c763171 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c763171 Fri, 13 Jul 2007 15:09:14 -0800 Comment by ecce homo LOL at @13,

My man would kill me, but it could still be fun!

]]> ecce homo http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c763473 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/swimming_with_bowlegged_women#c763473 Sat, 14 Jul 2007 13:27:23 -0800