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But do you think he would have continued to make music I actually like if he looked like this now? Because before Dangerous, Michael was the SHIT.

Posted by Jessica | July 20, 2007 11:17 AM
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Michael Jackson is black?

Posted by monkey | July 20, 2007 11:17 AM
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Nice Jacket Chaz!

Posted by ecce homo | July 20, 2007 11:20 AM
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It looks like that in this timeline, shortly after the Jackson 5 broke up in 1972, Michael Jackson became a janitor at an elementary school.

Posted by elswinger | July 20, 2007 11:51 AM
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OMG it's a funny post involving a black person! That's totally racist!

Posted by Icky Dodo | July 20, 2007 12:05 PM
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Posted by Phenics | July 20, 2007 12:20 PM
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Would he still have that wispy, lispy voice?

Posted by Fnarf | July 20, 2007 12:54 PM
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It is a little bit racist to have a funny post involving a black person. Second one in less than 24 hours I might add. Black people aren't funny. They aren't living their lives to be laughed at by seattle hipster twats. As a puerto rican 20 something, Mr. Poe should know this. I was hoping they could get along better.

Posted by ecce homo | July 20, 2007 1:18 PM
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um this picture is like 5 or 6 years old, from when "living with michael jackson" was on tv.

Posted by and | July 20, 2007 1:54 PM
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if michael jackson were appalachian, then you could make fun of him & his culture all day long.

we don't make fun of michael jackson because he's black, we make fun of him because he's a twisted, closeted freak.

actually, i don't make fun of him at all, BECAUSE NOTHING ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON IS FUNNY. its TRAGEDY.

Posted by maxsolomon | July 20, 2007 2:22 PM
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But what is he had stopped the madness in 1983 at this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Billie_Jean.jpg
Instead of this:
http://pearsonified.com/images/entries/jl_3.jpg

Posted by Touring | July 20, 2007 2:34 PM
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@11,

Yeah, he was a real hottie then. Used sparingly, plastic surgery isn't all that bad.

Posted by keshmeshi | July 20, 2007 3:11 PM
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I thought a lot of MJ's facial problems were caused by his earlier plastic surgery, which may have looked OK at the time but basically caused his nose to start rotting off.

Posted by Fnarf | July 20, 2007 3:51 PM
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did he become a priest at age 70 in his progressed life?

Posted by vacuum | July 20, 2007 7:33 PM
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Good work, though he looks like the average working man here. I think his lifestyle would have to be taken into consideration, as environment and diet plays an important part on aging, and he would have had a thinner face and deeper set eyes as he doesn't strike me as a big eater, but does strike me as a workaholic.

Posted by ByteDreams | July 23, 2007 5:01 AM

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