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I don't know. Is it?

Posted by I don't see a question mark. | July 16, 2007 11:30 AM

This is why I can't bring myself to rent Police Beat.

Posted by Jason Josephes | July 16, 2007 11:32 AM

That looks uncomfortable.

I didn't think Eve wore jewelry. Or clothes.

Posted by supergp | July 16, 2007 11:34 AM

Yeah, dialectics at a standstill. That was the first thing I noticed. Really.

Posted by lee Gibson | July 16, 2007 11:52 AM

That thing is so aggressively sexy I hardly know how to react. I'd love to have my way with her, but I'm afraid she'd eat me alive. Is that what you mean by dialectic?

Police Beat is going to be seen as a definitive Seattle film. The more I think about it, the more I love it. You're a fool to miss it. I only hope the sequel features the above model in the starring role. That thing in bike shorts riding around Seattle? I ache to imagine it.

Posted by Gurldoggie | July 16, 2007 12:19 PM

Charles is way off the deep end. Looks like Grace Jones from that Bond flick some years back.

Posted by What the Pho | July 16, 2007 12:22 PM

"Eve" has decent sideboob, but the best feature in this image is her lovely face. The "jewelry" looks exactly a carved off chunk of a knight's armor from Europe's medieval period, and kind of looks like its nailing her in place, wherever she stands. I can't see a return to Eden until she loses the bondage wear.

Posted by christopher | July 16, 2007 12:23 PM

what's this? more pseudo-intellectual blather from charles? dude, it's just jewelry. and tacky jewelry at that. she looks like an extra from a mad max flick. eve wouldn't be caught dead in that.

like nearly every other post of yours, i hope to jeebus you were laughing your ass off when you wrote this. otherwise i just might have to feel sorry for you.

Posted by Bubba BaBoom | July 16, 2007 12:41 PM

if she came in wearing that when i was trying to guard a couple picasso sketches at a mall, they'd be so gone...

Posted by maxsolomon | July 16, 2007 1:58 PM

@ posts 7 & 8:
you said
"jewelry", "just jewelry", and "tacky jewelry at that"

I take offence at your just under the surface anti-semetic, racist and bigoted ways, that are so blatently promoted in the stranger and by all of you meth fueled "sloggers", it disgusts me and I just can't stop reading/posting about it...

thats right folks I'll be here all week, ohh and remember to tip your waitress, but not to much 'cause she'll probably use it on illegal drugs of some sort.

-ecce rimshot. out.

Posted by ecce rimshot | July 16, 2007 3:18 PM

ohhh, you said jewel-ry, not jewry, stereotypes are bad....mmm'kay, and I wouldn't ever stereotype.

oh yeah ya'all should try the shrimp cocktail, 'cept for our keeping kosher friends in the audience, you see I'm all tolerant and multi-cultural like that.

ecce rimshot-thanks you're a wonderful crowd--all of you..wink wink

Posted by ecce rimshot | July 16, 2007 3:32 PM

Behold the Rimshot.

Posted by christopher | July 16, 2007 5:41 PM

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