Religion Re: Insane Harry Potter Nerds
posted by July 18 at 10:35 AMon
To those of you who are freaking the fuck out and swearing you’ll never come to Slog again, or whatever, because I might’ve spoiled your precious little wizard book, know this:
Hagrid dies too.
No, I’m kidding. I haven’t read a single Harry Potter book.
I did try to hunt down a legit leaked copy on the intarweb, but all I found was
creepy hot wizard-on-boytaur fan fiction.
Jesus people, you didn’t see me writing to the New York Times when they spoiled Captain America’s death, did you?