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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Oooh, baby. Yeah. That’s it.

posted by on July 25 at 10:38 AM

Did you guys know that Bratz have Babyz now?
Babyz that also appear to be Prostitutez, even though they are still Babyz??

From the best Wikipedia entry I have ever read:

In 2004, the first Bratz Babyz were made.

Soon after, they made Bratz Big Babyz, dolls about 5 times the size of regular Babyz dolls. In 2006 the Bratz Big Babyz Bubble Trouble Dolls have been appeared, that laughed, burped, and blew bubble when you fed them soda. A half year after the Bratz Babyz Hair Flair, the Big Babyz has the realistic hair version, “Bratz Big Babyz Hair Flair”.

Itsy Bitsy Bratz are the smallest version of Bratz Babyz. They can be called Micro Bratz.

The Bratz Babyz have been the target of complaints from some parents about the sexualization of children’s toys, especially the “Babyz Night Out” fashion pack, the “Brattoo Parlor” playset, and the fact that the Big Babyz wear something under their skirts that looks like a thong.

Because the only thing sexier than a baby in a thong? A baby in a thong with a Passion 4 Fashion and no nose (but how does the cocaine get in?) who subsists entirely on Mountain Dew. Obvz.

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The baby bottles hold the answer to how they will handle their no-nose dilemma.

Posted by Mr. Poe | July 25, 2007 11:58 AM

What's the point of reproducing if your baby is going to walk around with ugly clothes on?

Babyz are for cute timez, dur.

Posted by Meagz | July 25, 2007 12:11 PM
Posted by Callie | July 25, 2007 12:23 PM

I am so turned on right now.

Posted by Fnarf | July 25, 2007 12:30 PM

Yes, the movie. I am eagerly awaiting your review of it, Lindy.

Posted by Levislade | July 25, 2007 2:29 PM

Stardust was GREAT!

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 25, 2007 4:08 PM

It's really hard to laugh with puke in your mouth, but I just somehow managed it...

Posted by dre | July 25, 2007 4:23 PM


Saddest realization of the year: I'll be en route to North Dakota (family reunion) on the day of the Bratz screening.

Posted by Lindy West | July 25, 2007 4:48 PM

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