Comments on Notes From The Prayer Warrior

"blood tested" ?? "the CALL" ??

What could this mean? The call home from god? Or is he being a responsible call girl and making sure he is safe for his next trick?

Oh noes!!!1111! Hutch has Teh AIDS???!!!

Is the call like the rapture? Here's hoping. I didn't know Jesus had a blood-test requirement, though.

Drug testing required in heaven.

You mean Hutch is a warm-blooded animal? I thought he just had ice flowing through those veins.

Results are back.
Hutch has BAD blood.

Maybe he gave it to the elephant.

#4 Haha! I was about to say the same thing.

Too bad the old fart doesn't realize it's a pure spirit that's required, not clean blood.

You guys...he's probably just waiting for a call from his landlord or something...
just kidding. Who knows what the fuck this guy is talking about.

If I wasn't an atheist, I'd be tempted to pray against him.

He's excited about the reunion of the band, The Call, the christian rock band fronted by Michael Been in the eighties.

Note to Hutch: All you have to do is drink a lot of water that morning and take a B-12 vitamin so they don't get suspicious that your pee is clear. And don't even bother with those pills they sell in head shops, they don't work.