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Friday, July 20, 2007

News Tips

posted by on July 20 at 15:00 PM

This was on my voicemail a few days ago. Read it aloud in your best “old prospector” voice. That’s what it sounded like.

“Hi I was wondering if you guys had heard about Pam Roach’s son getting thrown in jail again for drugs. None of the websites for KIRO, KOMO, any of ‘em have anything about it. I contacted all of ‘em, they said, ‘well yeah, we didn’t have room for it.’ And then I tell ‘em what chicken shit pieces they’re running about lost dogs and stuff and they get defensive and eventually hang up on me.”

Indeed, Pam Roach’s son was arrested again.

Thanks for the tip, you crazy old prospector.

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Summer Surprise!

Posted by Molly Hatchet | July 20, 2007 3:30 PM

Another Mormon success story!

Posted by jackmormo | July 20, 2007 3:40 PM

Oh, pickle shoe!

Posted by Gus Chiggens | July 20, 2007 4:03 PM

It was this guy. I'm 100% sure.

Posted by Joh | July 20, 2007 4:08 PM

this is clearly a private family matter, like the birth of a child to the unmarried lesbian daughter of a gay bashing vice president.

so the media treats it as such. they're all about respecing privacy.

Posted by maxsolomon | July 21, 2007 12:02 PM

news, but barely, and who is so HOLY here at slog to keep hounding the kid - kick his mom at election time - the real target


Posted by JESUS GOMEZ | July 21, 2007 9:13 PM

I won't feel safe until the entire Roach clan is behind bars.

Posted by J.R. | July 23, 2007 11:45 AM

If you knew about what Senator Pam does to anyone who criticizes her precious darling, you'd know why reporters are afraid to report the story. Barking mad don't half cover it.

Posted by Roaches are Scary! | July 23, 2007 3:13 PM

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