Slog - Comments on News From Zimbabwe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe Story one: FAILING to buy your pals a beer can kill A Zimbabwean man from the small town of Chinhoyi tragically learnt of this rather late as his two friends hacked him to death because he had allegedly failed to buy a round of beer. Mashonaland West police spokesperson Assistant Inspector Paul Nyathi told the privately owned Daily Mirror newspaper that Tendai Dzarira, 20, was assaulted with logs on the head and all over the body until he fell into a coma. “The victim was seriously assaulted and he fell unconscious before he was ferried to Chinhoyi General Hospital where... Copyright 2008 Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:23:26 -0800 Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:44:52 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Giffy WTF no picture on story 3. Lame. I want to see the guy with a vag on his face dammit.

]]> Giffy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759899 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759899 News Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:57:37 -0800 Comment by Jonah S @ Giffy,

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a3/Hayez02.jpg

]]> Jonah S http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759901 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759901 News Sun, 08 Jul 2007 13:05:57 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe He loves it.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759902 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759902 News Sun, 08 Jul 2007 13:09:08 -0800 Comment by Gitai Given the hyperinflation in Zimbabwe, just how much is $50,000 Zim dollars?

]]> Gitai http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759911 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759911 News Sun, 08 Jul 2007 14:02:31 -0800 Comment by RonK, Seattle "...Egodini commuter omnibus terminus..."

Sure sounds like the kind of incantation that might grow genitals on the face.

Try it on your friends!!!

]]> RonK, Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759914 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759914 News Sun, 08 Jul 2007 14:25:11 -0800 Comment by Giffy @2 lol guess I should have phrased myself a bit better. I do love how wikipedia in addition to being a great place for information is also a good resource for erotic art.

On a side note, I wonder were I could get a box like that...

]]> Giffy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759926 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759926 News Sun, 08 Jul 2007 15:53:00 -0800 Comment by Roger Williams ZIM $50,000 is worth less than a quarter. Just tonight on the BBC World Service, a woman complained that the cost of a banana (ZIM $130,000) was more than she'd paid for her house.

]]> Roger Williams http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759978 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759978 News Sun, 08 Jul 2007 21:21:56 -0800 Comment by adrian! witchcraft. that's exactly how i got MY face vagina. damn witches!

]]> adrian! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759979 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759979 News Sun, 08 Jul 2007 21:26:09 -0800 Comment by Rev M S Hove Robert Mugabe IS THE TRAGEDY....EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE RESULT!

Rev M S Hove.

www.zimfinalpush.blogspot.com

]]> Rev M S Hove http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759997 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759997 News Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:04:59 -0800 Comment by Rev M S Hove Robert Mugabe IS THE TRAGEDY....EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE RESULT!

Rev M S Hove.

www.zimfinalpush.blogspot.com

]]> Rev M S Hove http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759998 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759998 News Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:06:01 -0800 Comment by Rev M S Hove Robert Mugabe IS THE TRAGEDY....EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE RESULT!

Rev M S Hove.

www.zimfinalpush.blogspot.com

]]> Rev M S Hove http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759999 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c759999 News Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:06:13 -0800 Comment by Giffy Triple thanks Reverend but were talking about face vaginas now...

]]> Giffy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c760020 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c760020 News Sun, 08 Jul 2007 23:04:58 -0800 Comment by Rev M S Hove Exactly why Mugabe rules forever!

Thinking about vaginas when there are more serious issues to attend to!

Rev M S Hove.

CAPE TOWN!
www.zimfinalpush.blogspot.com

]]> Rev M S Hove http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c760029 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c760029 News Mon, 09 Jul 2007 00:17:59 -0800 Comment by Bento @ 10, 11 and 12: "Robert Mugabe IS THE TRAGEDY....EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE RESULT!"


Wait - Robert Mugabe caused the face vagina?? I thought it was witches?

]]> Bento http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c760048 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c760048 News Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:29:59 -0800 Comment by Giffy @14 Maybe Mugabe caused the witches. Ever think of that smart guy, huh, did ya.

And Rev, I'm pretty no matter how much I think of don't think of face vaginas, Mugabe's still going to be in power and thinking about face vaginas is a lot more fun. My memories from my visit to Zim are ,lets just say, not so great. Thats one scary ass country.

]]> Giffy http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c760081 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c760081 News Mon, 09 Jul 2007 07:27:54 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe What the fuck is going on?

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c760092 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c760092 News Mon, 09 Jul 2007 08:15:18 -0800 Comment by Susan Charles! A link to your source please!

]]> Susan http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c760155 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c760155 News Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:13:33 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV Great. Not only do we have to worry about flesh-eating bacteria, now we've facial vaginas to contend with?

Wait--did it have teeth? Maybe he just forgot about his mouth?

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c760203 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/news_from_zimbabwe#c760203 News Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:44:52 -0800