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Most analysts were surprised at the price cut's timing and size. "We would have figured $50 by Christmas and $100 by next spring,"

Brilliant analysts. Did they ever notice how much money Sony's losing on this pile of over-heating shit?

I'll buy one when the $500 system is on sale during Christmas, but only if LittleBigPlanet is out by then.

Posted by Mr. Poe | July 9, 2007 8:22 AM
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If poetry isn't already dead, I wish it would do itself in as a kind of mercy killing after that monstrosity.

Jesus...

Posted by Chris B | July 9, 2007 8:22 AM
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My finger cramped scrolling through that.

Posted by Sally Struthers Lawnchair | July 9, 2007 8:26 AM
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That poem should be even longer.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | July 9, 2007 8:28 AM
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That long, dull poem is exactly why I hate poetry.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | July 9, 2007 8:28 AM
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that's exactly why bloggers often use the "coninue reading..." jumps/links/walls/whatever you call them. be wary of cut-and-paste, you might not know what you're getting yourself into.

Posted by steve | July 9, 2007 8:34 AM
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That poet deserves a witchcraft-induced face vagina.

Posted by Gurldoggie | July 9, 2007 8:44 AM
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Ahh, much better. You've now obtained my approval. Continue.

Posted by steve | July 9, 2007 8:44 AM
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They said on TV that at roughly the same time Sony will be releasing a PS3 with a slightly bigger hard drive for $600.

I must be one of the lucky few who haven't had a single problem with my XBOX 360.

Posted by elswinger | July 9, 2007 8:48 AM
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@9 you're part of the silent majority. Of the 25 360's in my Xbox Live circle only 1 has failed.

Posted by dirge | July 9, 2007 8:55 AM
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That poem
is ridiculous
I want
to stab its eyes out.

Can I be a poet now too?

Posted by Original Monique | July 9, 2007 8:59 AM
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But but but poetry will end the WAR!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Giffy | July 9, 2007 9:14 AM
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This confirms it: poetry is for writers who want to avoid trivial things like "grammar" and "syntax" and "understanding". You wonder why most poets die alone and penniless...

Posted by LT L | July 9, 2007 9:20 AM
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I heart Original Monique.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | July 9, 2007 9:33 AM
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Poetry: the last refuge for those sad sacks who can't write prose.

Posted by keshmeshi | July 9, 2007 9:59 AM
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ream her beautiful fire tube


indeed!

Posted by kim | July 9, 2007 10:20 AM
17

My Wii works well.
It sure is swell.
The poet's art
belongs in Hell.

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 9, 2007 12:10 PM
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you know, i'm a big twat and actually like poetry, but holy god, that thing is a hideous waste of, uh, words?

Posted by erin | July 9, 2007 1:49 PM
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Now I want to see a haiku-off between Stranger writers on Slog. The dirtier, the better.

Posted by Darcy | July 9, 2007 2:48 PM

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