I've wanted to make out with that Shia dude since it was illegal to do so.

I used to watch him on Disney with the kids I babysat. I feel a little dirty now, but, uh... I kinda like it.

All the uproar about Gil Kerlikowske proves that Karma is an amazing equalizer. The SPD chief allowed my wife and I to be terriorized by SPD Officer Leslie and his stripper streetwalking ho girlfriend. SPD stands for Support Pathetic Dildo_Fuckers. Leslie installed a GPS tracker on my car to help the slut stalk me. GPS must stand for (police) geek pimping for slut. He told me I was mentally ill to think that this was an invasion of my privacy - if they want to know, they have a right to know they're Officer Impotent Leslie and his fucked up stripper ho. I feel sorry for him. He's a fat, ugly, bald nasty loser. The wussy can only get laid when the pussy gets paid. He actually told me I didn't want the slut because I'm racist (she's African-American).

@3. Pardon?

Yeah... I'm probably gonna shell out some hard earned, actual cash to see this wretched piece of shit because... well, I sorta wanna make out with that Shia dude too. I've heard he's straight, but it all depends on the circumstances.

I don't know what you people were expecting. It was directed by Michael fucking Bay. I went in expecting a thin storyline that would lead to lots of action, lionization fo some military figures, and some badass motherfucking robot fights. I went to a matinee, I paid my seven bucks, and I got a thin storyline that led to lots of action, lionization of some military figures, and some badass motherfucking robot fights. Will I buy it on DVD? No. Will I go see it again? No. But was it worth my seven bucks? Sure.