City I, Anonymous: Yelling Methhead Edition
posted by July 16 at 11:18 AMon
Another day, another anonymous complaint about a screaming freak.
While I no doubt would agree that your shirt needed a nice dry-cleaning after a presumed night of meth-fueled debauchery, I don’ t endorse your choice to yell at the top of your lungs on on the corner of Belmont and Republican to your party /tryst mate if he knew of the location of a good dry-cleaner. Neither do I endorse his equally rude response “to just head down Belmont to Olive Way.”
For starters, lets assume the dry cleaners down there were open at 7 am on a Sunday. Do you think they really want the shirt off your back, party boy? More importantly, and more to the point: DO YOU THINK THAT THE 100 OR SO OPEN APARTMENT WINDOWS IMMEDIATELY SURROUNDING YOUR FABULOUS BRAIN WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT AT 7:03 AM ON A SUNDAY?
I realize this is difficult to get your mind around, sunshine, but the world doesn’t really revolve around you.
Do all your sleeping neighbors a favor next time, and don’t yell. Try a little politeness next time.
Sounds like someone could use some remedial methiquette.