Politics “Hey, Buddy.”
posted by July 12 at 19:59 PMon
Talking Points Memo has the police report that details Florida state Rep. Bob Allen’s bathroom cruising technique, quotes his pick-up lines, and puts to rest any questions about who was supposed to blow who for that $20.
Florida State Rep. Bob Allen—conservative Republican, married man, father of one, and campaigner against public lewdness and sexual predators—is an oral bottom who lewdly preys on police officers in public restrooms.
For those of you keeping score at home, that makes Allen a cocksucking hypocrite—not to be confused with U.S. Senator David Vitter, the diaper-wearing hypocrite from Louisiana.
Oh, and check this out—it’s a collection of David Vitter’s campaign ads from 2004, dug up for our enjoyment by those indispensable muckrakers at TPM. The first one is priceless.
Things tend to come in threes… so gee, I wonder who’s next?