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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Drunk (Third in a series)

posted by on July 31 at 16:08 PM

I’ve been stuck in the office (working on endorsements) and haven’t had much time to review any water fountains.

So, in order to keep this series alive here’s a review I could do without leaving the office (and one I’ve wanted to do for years.)

The water fountain in our office.

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Temperature: Room temperature. Score: 2
Stream: Meek, but it exists. Score: 2
Hum: NA. Score: 1
Taste: Dusty. Score: 1
Style: A cute mini-basin hovering atop a twisting pipe, with a Tonka-toy- style four-spoked knob. Unfortunately, the basin is brown. 1
Brand: Eastman Speedflex
Comments: It’s scary.

Final Score: 1 out of possible 10.

Previously: The water fountain by the tennis courts at Volunteer Park & a water fountain on the 2nd floor of Seattle Central Community College by the gym.

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1

Looks like a clogged-up dentist's sink full of the rinse you get after they're done picking at/under the tips of your gums with that hook thing.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | July 31, 2007 4:10 PM
2

You tasted the water from THAT?!?!?


Posted by Phenics | July 31, 2007 4:25 PM
3

Uggg! C'mon Stranger, that's just kinda gross! You guys need to spring for a new water fountain - if the basin looks like that, just think of what the inside of that pipe looks like!!

Posted by Mikey | July 31, 2007 5:14 PM
4

Can I trust chicago-boy mayor when he tells me Seattle's water is clean? I have pretty high standards for what goes into my body.

But any how, I've been in that building, and there is no way in hell I would trust the loo's water with soap. I'm sure the pipes in that building are orginal fixtures. Almost sure of it.

Posted by The Peanut Gallery | July 31, 2007 5:51 PM
5

I hope you've had a recent tetanus shot.

Posted by Mahtli69 | July 31, 2007 6:01 PM
6

What's with the closeup of a urinal, guys?

Posted by U Goofed | July 31, 2007 8:57 PM
7

My condolences.

Posted by Cate | August 2, 2007 10:37 PM
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