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Saturday, July 28, 2007

Doing the Dead

posted by on July 28 at 16:25 PM

Slog tipper B.D. writes:

While Washington was once known as THE capital of horse fuckers around the world, we eventually got around to banning such practices. [Here’s Mudede’s piece on that happy subject. —Ed.] Now it seems, after a judge’s ruling, Wisconsin can be known as THE capital of necrophiliacs around the world. Cue Alice Cooper’s song Cold Ethyl.

Here’s the article that B.D. is talking about. A snippet:

(AP) Madison, Wis. Three men who dug up a young woman’s corpse to have sex with it after seeing her obituary photo cannot be charged with attempted sexual assault because Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia, an appeals court ruled Thursday.

A judge was correct to dismiss the charges against twin brothers Nicholas and Alexander Grunke and Dustin Radke, all 21, because lawmakers never intended to criminalize sex with a corpse, the District 4 Court of Appeals said in a 3-0 ruling.

The cause of the woman’s death in the first place? Motorcycle crash.

Follow the link and there are pictures of the boys. (One of the twins does his hair differently, though they appear to be identical.) There is also a video that I just can’t bring myself to click on. I leave it to Slog’s intrepid readers click on it and find out more if more is what they want.

Aside: There are a couple other “local news” video segments next to the one I can’t bear to click on, including “Man with Cerebral Palsy Drowns in River” and “Search Continues for 2nd Sewer Worker.”

In related news: God hates Wisconsin.

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Call me crazy, but isn't/shouldn't be digging up a corpse to do ANYTHING with it illegal?

Posted by john | July 28, 2007 4:57 PM

If you look at the video of their court hearing, the look on their faces is just priceless.

Posted by Tiffany | July 28, 2007 5:32 PM

Sick !

I rather suspect that the "gentlemen" were not terribly concerned with legal or not.

Posted by Nethinim | July 28, 2007 5:35 PM

This is yet one more example of the perversion of heterosexuality.

Straight men obviously can't control their sexual urges.

I think Dan needs to start a new series of posts similar to "Every Child Needs a Mother and Father"

Posted by patrick | July 28, 2007 6:22 PM

Dead people, small town, grave robbing, CREEPY Twins!?! This has the makings for a really freaky movie.

Posted by lilblackcat | July 28, 2007 9:15 PM

Time for a Mitt Romney solution.

Posted by WenG | July 28, 2007 9:55 PM

To me - seems they need some good talks with a well grounded male adult - and some good sex with alive bodies. And they better move far away and change their names.

Aside from being creeped out because I have heard of such things but never thought they happened - what is the big deal?

Lot of work for cold pussy - most men prefer it hot, and in action, and very excited and alive .... gay or straight. The term, he/she laid there like a dead body is not a compliment.

Predict, no new fad here. No real threat to society, but proof that the fringe is real.

Posted by al | July 29, 2007 3:19 AM

Since this is a rural issue ......

A dead sow, still hot, is better sex .....

Posted by Marty | July 29, 2007 3:23 AM


Thanks God they loose control and biology always wins - else, the supply of dick to suck off would be much limited.

Called trade and there is all you want, just saying.

Pull it together Patrick and go find a big truck stop, take some weed and a few cold beers.

Posted by eric | July 29, 2007 3:28 AM

Sounds like a good time, eric! Did you have fun last night with Faye?

"To all my friends..."

Posted by patrick | July 29, 2007 10:38 AM

wheres aislyn to defend this when you need her?

Posted by Bellevue Ave | July 29, 2007 11:01 AM

P.S. The sewer worker was in Minnesota...although it's close enough.

Posted by TVM | July 30, 2007 7:03 AM

please remember that wisconsin is also the home of ed gein and dahmer, so if we don't fuck your corpse we'll wear your skin or make bowls out of your skull and keep various bits of you in the freezer.

you're also forgetting the recent story about the dude caught fucking a .

Posted by wisconsinite | July 30, 2007 9:43 AM

I woundn't exactly call Madison, WI a "rural" area.

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