Celeb DIVORCED!
posted by on July 30 at 13:07 PM
Attention! This is not a drill! Nor an excercise! Nor, as I said, a drill!
Sources somewhat official have reported that Britney Spears and Kev…uh…Fed-something-something (just call him “Sperm Donor”) have, as of this very moment, DIVORCED. Yes, divorced! This information will of course come as terrible shock to the zillions like me who thought they had already accomplished that shit about a hundred thousand years ago.
Please! Try to remain calm!
Blogging Sin #136:
Close your bold tags.
Great news! Now let's follow up with...she's dead. Yeah. That'll do.
god i hate it when people post to say "close your bold tags".
what's wrong with her neck?
She always reminds me of some poor person who's won the lottery.
Oh wait, I suppose that's what she is.
.am i the onliest one who has the problem with annoying pop ups on the stranger blog.. i click on comments, read a half a sentence, and get biffed with spam concerning gettin a fair divorce. my boyfriend an i haven't even set the date for the nuptials.. or is that pop up a sign that we just not bother ?
This picture of Britney is amazing.
Maybe it's just me, but I think she looks a lot like Ozzy Osborne circa 1975.
God... she makes train-wrecks look good. Look at how precipitously far she has fallen.
Anna Nichole Smith has left a void in the reality tv world for trainwreck viewing. Maybe she should talk to E!.
Get some anti-spyware software, Riz. Ad-aware, Spybot Search & Destroy, Microsoft Windows Defender. Update 'em and clean your system. And use Firefox. I don't see any popups here.
#3
THEN STOP!
(But I suspect you secretly enjoy it... don't you?)
fnarf@11
thanks.. will do..now back to settin that date
@3: This isn't a story I'd normally bother to comment on at all, but the annoyance of having slog rendered almost entirely in boldface is pretty motivating.
So sorry to have notified you of your error. Not.
um, you're really a stupid asshole.
C'mon, Adrian, don't be a hipster jerk about the bold tag thing. It really does screw up the rest of the page and obscures other formatting in subsequent entries below. He's not trying to be a jerk in pointing it out, but is just being helpful.
Congrats. Now if only we could reverse their breeding together ...
Someone is being an asshole about the bold tags issue, and it's not medeii...
K-fed is now FedeX.
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