Life Dirdy, Dirdy Birdy: A Study in Avian Self-Love!
posted by July 10 at 9:55 AMon
Below you will meet my nieceís pet lovebird, Kiwi. Kiwi is a very lonely lovebird indeed (don’t lovebirds mandatorily come in sets of two?), but Kiwi is also remarkably resourceful. BeholdÖ
And yes, thatís a toy plastic ball the poor horny little thing is jigging her dirty little birdy parts all over, but who are we to cast stones ? We donít live all alone in an aquarium. I beg you not to judge her too harshly. Besides, bird masturbation I can handle—-itís that wretched country music I take issue with. Whoís with me?
(Thanks to intrepid Matty for the video!)