Life Dirdy, Dirdy Birdy: A Study in Avian Self-Love!
posted by on July 10 at 9:55 AM
Below you will meet my niece’s pet lovebird, Kiwi. Kiwi is a very lonely lovebird indeed (don’t lovebirds mandatorily come in sets of two?), but Kiwi is also remarkably resourceful. Behold…
Provocative.
And yes, that’s a toy plastic ball the poor horny little thing is jigging her dirty little birdy parts all over, but who are we to cast stones ? We don’t live all alone in an aquarium. I beg you not to judge her too harshly. Besides, bird masturbation I can handle—-it’s that wretched country music I take issue with. Who’s with me?
(Thanks to intrepid Matty for the video!)
Hey, my parrotlet masturbates all the time. He has a special toy for this too. Strangely enough, none of my other birds do this, though one of them does try to solicit sex from my housemate...she lurrrvs him!
Just as guess, but Kiwi here is probably a boy lovebird, and not a girl; usually the boys are grindy like Kiwi and my little parrotlet, while the girls try to solicit attention by crouching down with their wings held slightly away from their sides, while making begging sounds.
[too much information, from a bird 'lover']
I'm always with you, Adrian!
heartbreaking.
lovebirds should come in 2s.
This reminds me of a story I heard/read years ago (maybe Savage Love?) about a grandmotherly lady who masturbated her pet bird. They apparently had quite a close relationship ;-)
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