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Monday, July 23, 2007

Dan Savage: Soldier #75 in the Jewish World-Wide Gay Conspiracy

posted by on July 23 at 16:23 PM

Sorry you wacky Jihadists, but Dan Savage isn’t Jewish. So you might want to remove him from your list of Jews running a World-Wide Gay Conspiracy.

Speaking of the WWGC: I can tell you that, having known Savage for 15 years now, he has yet to con me into sucking a cock. In fact, he’s never even tried.

Now Charles Mudede, on the other hand…

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Charles! How dare!?

Posted by Mr. Poe | July 23, 2007 4:39 PM

my word, how could they forget david geffen? surely no list of gay/jew conspirators is complete without that yalmulke wearing pole smoker. must be a work in progress.

Posted by brandon | July 23, 2007 4:55 PM

#75? Better luck next year, Dan!

Posted by mattro2.0 | July 23, 2007 5:01 PM

What the hell do I have to do to get on the list?

Posted by Gitai | July 23, 2007 5:59 PM

One thing that greatly bothers me about that list is that it's got a guy holding a sign that says "God Says Kill Fags" right above the list of the gay Jews that are destroying America. I wonder what they would suggest we do to create, say, a "final solution" to the gay Jewish "problem"?

Posted by Michigan Matt | July 23, 2007 6:19 PM

Michigan Matt,

It brings me no end of happiness to note how much I like your comments. If something untoward should happen to me, I hope you will assume the New Jersey mantle as well.

Well joked, sir.

Posted by NJ Matt | July 23, 2007 8:48 PM

OMG! Z.O.G.!!!

Posted by K X One | July 23, 2007 11:37 PM


Though I certainly hope nothing untoward happens to you NJ Matt, I would gladly assume the mantle.

Posted by Michigan Matt | July 24, 2007 4:31 AM

Man I tried to post a comment on how if we are all such evil people we sure do put Countries run by Islamic theocrats to shame and they deleted it. Fuckers.

I never really got how one could think there silly god is so great and all and yet would let his enemies prosper and his followers suffer. That goes for our Christian crazies too.

Posted by Giffy | July 24, 2007 8:01 AM

Only Number 75? And below Judith Light, no less?

For shame!

Posted by NapoleonXIV | July 24, 2007 12:49 PM

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