Drugs Damn Fine Police Work
posted by July 26 at 7:25 AMon
My home town is now hooker-free…
From well-known areas along Mannheim Road near O’Hare Airport to seedy sides of Chicago Heights and Cicero, Dart described how the world’s oldest profession has gone high-tech, as 60 women were arrested after advertising “massages” and other services on Web sites such as craigslist.com.
Police today began tearing down and burning at least 20,000 marijuana plants being grown in a Cook County Forest Preserve near Barrington…. Two men have been charged with growing the plants, which were found in 11 separate plots, the largest of which covered nearly a half-acre, Cook County Forest Preserve police said.
It is now impossible to buy sex or find pot in Chicago. So if you’re going to visit the Windy City, please remember to BYO hookers and pot brownies.