Slog - Comments on Courtney Love's Ass Learns to Type (Sort of), Laments, "Wonky" Lips! http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o Our very own Old Widow Cobain (if I might dust off that old chestnut) has unleashed her rather horrible self upon the wide, wide world of blog, and the CIA and Homeland Security or whatever should be quite concerned, as she seems to be sending secret messages to persons dubious and unknown (and possibly terroristic) in some kind of ingeniously indecipherable code. To complicate matters, she seems to be typing with her ass. A particularly puzzling and disturbing recent example: ut up z demo of demo iof demo of carcrash we habve about 4 other songs too, and id like... Copyright 2008 Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:46:17 -0800 Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:45:57 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Mr. Poe She should have shot herself in 1994, kind of like Oliver Stone should have been hit by a jet fuselage after shooting Platoon. Only then would I have respect for either of them, because only then would they not have moved on to act/make/produce so much shit.

It's amazing that she's still alive. I truly believe I could get high off of licking her face.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c768359 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c768359 Celeb Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:28:13 -0800 Comment by horatiosanzserif I totally get it -- a semi-high-brow farce/critique of MySpace linguisitics. Bravo.

And I agree with her that playing Kurt's left guitar would be hrd.

]]> horatiosanzserif http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c768417 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c768417 Celeb Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:38:35 -0800 Comment by You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me Compelling evidence that “Charles Mudede” and the Old Widow Cobain are really one and the same person?...

]]> You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c768484 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c768484 Celeb Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:53:31 -0800 Comment by Touring Fuck her! She killed Kurt Cobain and all the evidence supports it. Fuck the police for always assuming every murder is a suicide.

]]> Touring http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c768614 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c768614 Celeb Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:30:19 -0800 Comment by Aaro)))n Edge -- Is that Courtney or Golem pictured? :|

]]> Aaro)))n Edge http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c768730 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c768730 Celeb Tue, 24 Jul 2007 13:10:44 -0800 Comment by rachealh Ha haha!

BRAVA!

]]> rachealh http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c768743 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c768743 Celeb Tue, 24 Jul 2007 13:14:14 -0800 Comment by horatiosanzserif STOP TRYING TO GUESS AND JUST ROCK WITH IT

]]> horatiosanzserif http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c768832 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c768832 Celeb Tue, 24 Jul 2007 13:46:07 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Not surprisingly she either doesn't know what year it is, or doesn't know what year her junkie boyfriend died. Hint: not 12 years ago.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c769149 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c769149 Celeb Tue, 24 Jul 2007 16:43:08 -0800 Comment by Paul @4: Fuck you for assuming the cops are that stupid. If someone has shotgun scatter through the coconut, the cops ALWAYS assume foul play first and suicide a distant last. Don't dumb down the blogosphere any more than it already is. And as much of a chemical-head as Love is, do you really think she'd be able to keep it a secret for this long?

]]> Paul http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c769747 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/courtney_loves_ass_learns_to_type_sort_o#c769747 Celeb Wed, 25 Jul 2007 09:28:21 -0800 Comment by zomer #9 do your homework

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