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We heard you says that they're inducting young kids into these gangs, but are they actually recruiting these kids into the gay lifestyle. 'Cause you know, that would be REALLY bad.
It would be funny if it were on the Colbert Report.

Posted by hattio | July 10, 2007 11:15 AM

Give the guy a break - now that he's not reporting on the war anymore, he's got to fill his show with *something*.

You guys are a bunch of squares. Get hip! Islamic terror is so 2006 - lesbionic terror is all the rage these days.

Posted by brandon | July 10, 2007 11:16 AM

i like it when he stutters out a comparison to lower socioeconomic ethnic crews...

Posted by infrequent | July 10, 2007 11:20 AM
4 Only on O'Reilly's show could being attacked by a group of women be a bad thing. :P

Posted by supergp | July 10, 2007 11:20 AM

If any of those lesbionic binches come after ME with their pink pistols, they'd better WATCH OUT. I've got a loofah and I'm not afraid to use it.

Posted by Fnarf | July 10, 2007 11:21 AM

Clarification and apology:

First of all, let me thank you for your feedback surrounding the O'Reilly Factor discussion on Lesbian Gangs. I received several e-mails from viewers, some positive and some negative, offering comments and constructive criticisms. Some of the e-mails I received were threatening and simply hostile.

During the O’Reilly Factor segment on June 21st, while engaged in a discussion on Lesbian gangs, I inadvertently stated that gang members carry pistols that are painted pink and call themselves the "Pink Pistol Packing Group." I was not referring to the gay rights group "Pink Pistols" who advocates for the lawful rights of gays to carry weapons for protection. Further, I mentioned that there are "over 150 of these gangs" in the greater Washington DC area. What I actually meant is that there are over 150 gangs in the Washington DC area, some of which are in fact lesbian gangs. Lastly, I mentioned in the segment that there is this "national epidemic" of lesbian gangs. A better choice of words would have been to say that there is a growing concern nationally, and especially in major urban areas, of increased gang activity, which includes some lesbian gang activity.

I apologize for any misunderstanding this may have caused.


Rod Wheeler
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Posted by anonomyous | July 10, 2007 11:23 AM

"Now, when they recruit the kids, are they indoctrinating them into homosexuality?"

RIOT GRRLS, Literally! Pink Pistol Packing Group!

Posted by Ari Spool | July 10, 2007 11:24 AM


"You usually associate homosexuals with a social movement, not a criminal movement."

WTF? I'm not going to deny that these gangs exist -- I can't, since this is the first I'm hearing of the phenomenon. But if you ask me, the "story" seems like hysterical, sensationalist bullshit. Is that really lesbian gang footage? Please.

Sex sells, and hot lesbian sex sells better. Why? Because hidden beneath the mythos of the bulldyke, that scary lesbian your mother warned you about, is a submissive male fantasy. Bill O'Reilly fears female power, and craves it at the same time. Yes, Mommy. That's our subtext here, folks.

Posted by bitch on heels | July 10, 2007 11:26 AM

falafel Fnarf, not loofah.

For the record.

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | July 10, 2007 11:28 AM
10 Only on O'Reilly's show could being attacked by a group of women be a bad thing. :P


Posted by jamier | July 10, 2007 11:29 AM

it's brilliant.... when you completely make up a story including the groups involved and the actions they took, then there is no one to sue for libel.

Posted by infrequent | July 10, 2007 11:34 AM

Agreed with 11... It'd be hard to legally mete out a punishment commensurate to the crime O'Reilly is committing. Also, I suspect a lot of the footage was just other kinds of youth violence. The girl fight they had closer shots of seemed like any white trash ho-bag tussle - not especially gay. Those girls looked like former Britney Spears fans. Yeah, this is total insanity... Strange how the world seems to spring this kinda shit on us with increasing regularity since 9-11. The contents of "Last Days" are looking more portentous all the time.

Posted by christopher | July 10, 2007 11:55 AM

It's too bad we don't have a news outleet whose owner is more right-wing than the rest of them, that could engage in constant propaganda and fear mongering.

Maybe it could have some Orwellian ads for itself like 'fair and balanced'.

Oh wait, that wasn't a nightmare. :(

What is sad about all this is the rubes who watch Fox for their news and believe this shit. I'm sure I want to even know how many people use Fox for their news. Fox spreads hate.

On a related note, I was glad to see CNN expose it's bias and get torn a new one by Michael Moore. The Sicko websites rebuttal to CNN's hit piece is well worth the read.

Posted by K X One | July 10, 2007 12:01 PM

Wow, gays doing the exact same thing that straight people do, that's news worthy!

Posted by Little Red Ryan Hood | July 10, 2007 12:21 PM

Implausible! How could they all afford those Hello Kitty 9mms, those things are hella expensive! But I still want one anyway.

Posted by | July 10, 2007 12:54 PM

@15- Wow! That's awesome! Can it kill people?

Posted by christopher | July 10, 2007 1:19 PM

listen to me, people of slog. listen well. i swear by all that is good and holy----if bill fucking o'riley ever crosses my path: I WILL KILL HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS. enough. ENOUGH!

Posted by adrian! | July 10, 2007 1:23 PM

According to this Wired article, people who watch the Daily Show / Colbert Report are significantly more well-informed on current events than people who watch Fox News. I wonder why?

Posted by rob | July 10, 2007 1:28 PM

Pink Pistol Packing Group!
That would be a great band name.

Posted by wandering through | July 10, 2007 1:41 PM

My favorite line:
After talking about how it's just not normal to hear about gay groups attacking innocent people (I wonder why?), bill says,
"But you're saying this is all over the country, detective?"

Well gee, I was never scared of gays before...but if this "detective" says I should god, who am I to question him?

Posted by cliff rancho | July 10, 2007 2:02 PM

Well, at least Bill'O didn't call them "practicing" homosexuals. Cause then I'd really get offended.

Posted by SDA in SEA | July 10, 2007 2:09 PM

Millions and millions of straight men in Middle America are going to be SO disappointed when they find out that Fox News accidentally mixed up porn plots with news again.

Posted by matthew.e | July 10, 2007 2:15 PM

O Reilly has gone too far! AGAIN! Isn't there some way we can go after him or FOX for inciting violence? People could die because of these lies, especially the child rape part. I wonder how many murders of innocent gay women this will lead to. FOX should have their license pulled--you can't cry "fire" in a theater, you shouldn't be able to tell these kind of lies on TV (although I know it happens all the time this one really pisses me off!)

Posted by Cathy | July 10, 2007 3:42 PM

Oh my god, i am so making this a reality! Can I find 5 or 10 fags and dykes here that want to enact this for a photo shoot sometime soon? I'm so serious. I'll get the guns and paint them pink and even find a hapless victim. email me already...

Posted by steven miller | July 10, 2007 3:42 PM

This would be funny except that so many TV viewers don't have the critical thinking skills to notice that Rod Wheeler doesn't give a single specific example. Heard it from a friend who...heard it from a friend who... meets Faster (Lesbian) Pussycat! Kill Kill! (REO Speedwagon meets Russ Meyer! Who'da thunk it?)

Posted by Julie | July 10, 2007 8:36 PM

I just want to clarify...Don't want to seem like I'm attacking Wheeler, who actually had the integrity to clarify things here and actually doesn't have a journalism background (#2 making him a prime candidate for Fox "News", but #1 disqualifying him from that organization).

Posted by Julie | July 10, 2007 9:13 PM

26 -- That wasn't Wheeler clarifying anything, and "clarifying" is certainly a very inaccurate way of saying "Lied, and then rewrote his lies into vague truths which don't provide any evidence of any sort of threat at all"

Posted by Chris | July 11, 2007 1:12 AM

I think it's funny that all the women they show in those grainy clips are young and skinny ... all the lesbians I know are semi-overweight middle aged women with kids and minivans.

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