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Michael: Well, yeah, but Stan Sitwell’s always had a wild hair to buy this business.

Lucille: It’s the only hair he’s got. What? He’s an alpaca.

Michael: He has alopecia.

Posted by Giffy | July 11, 2007 3:19 PM

I just sent this to my whole office... everyone has their jaw gaping open in horror.

Posted by Carollani | July 11, 2007 3:21 PM

Hope that's not lead paint...

Posted by Nick | July 11, 2007 3:23 PM

Wow, she's like the total mirror opposite of that huge afroed paint-happy-trees guy.

Posted by Andrew Wright | July 11, 2007 3:44 PM

So, when she says she's painting landscapes from feelings, she means the feeling of her head against the canvas. She got a little erratic with the head in that second painting. I much preferred her headstrokes in the first painting.

Why doesn't she just get a wig? She could still paint oceans with waves.

Posted by vegetable lasagna | July 11, 2007 3:45 PM

Is it just me or could you not help from watching all 9:30 of that video? Who was she "shh"-ing near the end there? Her unwatched children, perhaps?

Posted by Scottie | July 11, 2007 3:46 PM

Lindz, you never Slog! Your book review of The Messenger rocked my face off.

A spy can never have too many skillz!!

Posted by Too Flip 4 U | July 11, 2007 3:49 PM

people with alopecia don't need sympathy. sure - it can be lots harder for woman (and children) than men... but it's not anything that's going to make them die younger or have a shitty quality of life. it's just a life with no hair.

Posted by stacy | July 11, 2007 5:53 PM

She should redecorate that hideous kitchen instead of wasting time painting landscapes with her bald head.

Posted by Sally Struthers Lawnchair | July 11, 2007 7:37 PM

Paintbrushes aren't bald.

Posted by PdxRitchie | July 12, 2007 3:40 AM

What about the armless people? What will they do now?

Posted by Stephanie | July 12, 2007 9:07 AM

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