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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Awkwardness: Now With More Feelings!

posted by on July 11 at 14:55 PM

The title of this post does not accurately convey my thoughts on Alopecia (which are, obviously, thoughts of deepest sympathy).

But it does convey my thoughts on the following video. “I am a painter and I paint abstract landscapes. From feelings.”

And now, Bald Lady Paints With Head. Please enjoy.

(Thanks, Leah!)

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Michael: Well, yeah, but Stan Sitwell’s always had a wild hair to buy this business.

Lucille: It’s the only hair he’s got. What? He’s an alpaca.

Michael: He has alopecia.

Posted by Giffy | July 11, 2007 3:19 PM

I just sent this to my whole office... everyone has their jaw gaping open in horror.

Posted by Carollani | July 11, 2007 3:21 PM

Hope that's not lead paint...

Posted by Nick | July 11, 2007 3:23 PM

Wow, she's like the total mirror opposite of that huge afroed paint-happy-trees guy.

Posted by Andrew Wright | July 11, 2007 3:44 PM

So, when she says she's painting landscapes from feelings, she means the feeling of her head against the canvas. She got a little erratic with the head in that second painting. I much preferred her headstrokes in the first painting.

Why doesn't she just get a wig? She could still paint oceans with waves.

Posted by vegetable lasagna | July 11, 2007 3:45 PM

Is it just me or could you not help from watching all 9:30 of that video? Who was she "shh"-ing near the end there? Her unwatched children, perhaps?

Posted by Scottie | July 11, 2007 3:46 PM

Lindz, you never Slog! Your book review of The Messenger rocked my face off.

A spy can never have too many skillz!!

Posted by Too Flip 4 U | July 11, 2007 3:49 PM

people with alopecia don't need sympathy. sure - it can be lots harder for woman (and children) than men... but it's not anything that's going to make them die younger or have a shitty quality of life. it's just a life with no hair.

Posted by stacy | July 11, 2007 5:53 PM

She should redecorate that hideous kitchen instead of wasting time painting landscapes with her bald head.

Posted by Sally Struthers Lawnchair | July 11, 2007 7:37 PM

Paintbrushes aren't bald.

Posted by PdxRitchie | July 12, 2007 3:40 AM

What about the armless people? What will they do now?

Posted by Stephanie | July 12, 2007 9:07 AM

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