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What, he's pregnant?

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 17, 2007 3:59 PM

Well, this pretty much kills my plans to Slog the shit out of the coming NFL season. Way to care about football people.

Posted by Jonah S | July 17, 2007 4:45 PM

I can only assume that Vick wants to switch to basketball and become a Blazer. Classy stuff.

Posted by Hoops star in the making | July 17, 2007 4:52 PM

You just KNOW that opposing fans in his games this year will be chanting (pause for effect...):

Who let the dogs out? Hoooo! Hooo! Hoooo! Hooo!

Posted by Vick theme song | July 17, 2007 5:03 PM

hey jonah. i fully support slogging football. i'm a jags/eagles/florida gators fan myself.

Posted by konstantConsumer | July 17, 2007 5:30 PM

I wonder what Matt Schaub thinks, having sat on Atlanta's bench for all those years. Now Schaub has replaced Carr in Texas and Atlanta will get a whole bunch of...Joey Harrington?

If Vick doesn't play, I can think of 5 people besides Harrington who might be unofficially happy: Joe Horn, Michael Jenkins, Alge Crumpler, Warrick Dunn, and Jerious Norwood.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | July 17, 2007 5:49 PM

Bobby Petrino's got a built-in excuse now.

Posted by Matt from MI | July 17, 2007 6:02 PM

People who participate in dog-fighting should be stripped naked, wrapped in flank steak, and thrown into a pit with four hungry bull terriers. Michael Vick can burn in hell.

Posted by Trey | July 17, 2007 6:04 PM

mike had a bunch of issues when he was in school at tech as well.

his brother (marcus) is even worse.

you'd think being lucky to fall into $100 mil, the idiot could find some way to entertain himself without looking like a total fuck up - having orgies with goddesses or whatever else the athletically gifted do these days... no talent ass clown.

Posted by mike | July 17, 2007 9:36 PM

Exactly. There's no one to step in and help that guy out over all that time? That sucks even worse for Vick.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | July 17, 2007 9:47 PM

I'd be more impressed with people involved in dog-fighting if they were the ones fighting the pit bulls.

Posted by Aexia | July 18, 2007 7:58 AM

This is also the consequence of a culture that promotes and encourages children to play the virtual cock-fighting game of Pokemon.

Gotta catch 'em all... and then force them to brutally battle their brethren.

Maybe Jack Thompson can involve himself in this somehow.

Posted by Aexia | July 18, 2007 8:01 AM

What's in the water at Virginia Tech?

Posted by DOUG. | July 18, 2007 9:06 AM

you don't get it: dog fighting is a CULTURAL thing, so that makes it ok.

Posted by rashard lewis' 3 rottweilers | July 18, 2007 9:12 AM

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