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Central District Biker's calves are so-so. His shoulders and ass are much better.

Posted by Original Andrew | July 16, 2007 5:47 PM

Christopher, have you standards become so low that its just the calves of a man that can snare your wanton lust?

Posted by penelope | July 16, 2007 6:32 PM

Just don't go snappin' any pictures of calves inside the Broadway QFC...

Posted by pablocjr | July 16, 2007 6:59 PM

I got calves like a couple of cantaloupes. I got calves like Nancy Reagan. The world will someday belong to us men with calves. The Meek can suck it.

Posted by Boomer in NYC | July 16, 2007 7:11 PM

While it's unlikely to happen to me, I'd hate it if some random dude took a picture of me from behind without asking first. I presume, from the way you tell the story Christopher, that you didn't ask permission, right?

Posted by Matt from Denver | July 16, 2007 7:14 PM

Not sure what is says about me that I've slept with both the author and the Biker.


Posted by Little chicken legs | July 16, 2007 7:25 PM

I side with Christopher: Men's calves are hot! Too bad the rest of you don't get it. More for us! Good post.

Posted by Prospero | July 16, 2007 7:29 PM

Women's calves are hot, too! Calves are definitely one of my favorite body parts.

Posted by no one in particular | July 16, 2007 7:38 PM

Thanks for the laugh, Little chicken legs...

Posted by Dianna | July 16, 2007 8:03 PM

My calves are fucking HOT!!! So are my legs!!! I have had guys grab my legs just to feel them!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | July 16, 2007 8:14 PM

Sorry Little Chicken Legs but who hasn't that biker slept with...

Posted by Blanton | July 16, 2007 8:41 PM

I, for one, hated the Serra retrospective. While the slopping metal arches were fun, in a childhood playground way, and good for sneaking around and possibly making out in, everything else was boring, stupid and occasionally fascist. Calves (the none-bovine kind) are nice, though.

Posted by johnnie | July 16, 2007 8:55 PM

I hear that calves lead to the Devil's handiwork.

Posted by Will in Seattle | July 16, 2007 9:11 PM

aw, must have been a rough weekend: phonecam calf stalking and sufjan image searching?

Posted by josh | July 16, 2007 11:48 PM

I have a calf fetish. I don't want to have sex with calves, just admire them. Not all boy-calves are worthy of admiration, but the good ones . . . Wow. I think what I love about them is that they are all too rarely hidden and that they are a sure sign of health and athleticism (or lack thereof). I like them hard and chiseled, with just a hint of vein showing through.


Posted by Sides of Beef | July 17, 2007 4:14 AM

I recently did my own walking art tour of Seattle:

Posted by TJ Norris | July 17, 2007 8:14 AM

CD biker is my friend, and even though we'd never fuck, he's still hot.

Posted by terri | July 17, 2007 10:30 AM

There are definitley better biker calves out and about this guy is ok but if you do a little more research you will find a lot of nicer calves

Posted by Emon | July 17, 2007 2:45 PM

I think that Christopher cruised my sexy calves at the gym today. He did not have a camera though, thank god

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | July 17, 2007 6:31 PM

That's pretty creepy of you.

Posted by Shelb | July 18, 2007 6:58 PM

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