Slog - Comments on Florida Prison Officials Want to See Masturbation Rubbed Out http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of This is exactly why prison riots happen: A Broward prisoner accused of committing a sex act while he was alone in his jail cell was found guilty Tuesday of indecent exposure. Terry Lee Alexander, 20, unsuccessfully fought the charge, which had been brought by a female Broward Sheriff's Office detention deputy who saw him perform the sex act in his cell in November. In reaching the guilty verdict, jurors found that an inmate's jail cell is ''a limited access public place'' where exposing oneself is against the law. The judge sentenced Alexander, of Lauderdale Lakes, to 60 days in jail,... Copyright 2008 Wed, 25 Jul 2007 19:21:32 -0800 Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:10:18 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by greg While most prisons deal with such an offense internally, ...

That's an unfortunate turn of phrase.

]]> greg http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770291 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770291 News Wed, 25 Jul 2007 19:38:51 -0800 Comment by JessB Wow...that's messed up. Perhaps that bitch should get a different job. Sounds to me like she gets off on busting them for getting off. The inmates are probably doing it more blatantly just to...um "rub her the wrong way". "oooooh 60 more days on top of my already 10 year sentence."

]]> JessB http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770306 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770306 News Wed, 25 Jul 2007 20:09:44 -0800 Comment by hipsterlite "No hands went up"---

ha, exactly!! all of them were "down there"

hubba hubba & +5 for the self love reference.

]]> hipsterlite http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770308 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770308 News Wed, 25 Jul 2007 20:18:23 -0800 Comment by selma the female guard gets all turned on and takes it out on the male 'mates ....absurd use of court time and resources, and he should appeal

]]> selma http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770318 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770318 News Wed, 25 Jul 2007 20:53:35 -0800 Comment by a.m. Finally, some real justice! I was so SICK of hearing about such BS as prison industrial complex, prison rape, and gang violence. Glad resources are spent getting to the real "meat" of the problem.

]]> a.m. http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770320 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770320 News Wed, 25 Jul 2007 20:59:20 -0800 Comment by Original Andrew Won't less masturbating in prison mean tons more gay sex?

I can definitely get behind that!

*guffaw*guffaw*

]]> Original Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770323 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770323 News Wed, 25 Jul 2007 21:05:26 -0800 Comment by elswinger To quote Charlton Heston, "I'll stop masturbating when you pry my old crinkled cock from my cold, dead hands."

]]> elswinger http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770325 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770325 News Wed, 25 Jul 2007 21:08:31 -0800 Comment by Kiru Banzai Inmate prosecuted for jacking off in his cell! Like, where are they expecting him to jack off? Malaysia?

I could understand being creeped out if the guy was masturbating and staring at her, but it sounds more like she just wants inmates to keep their hands off their filthy horrible distressing peenars.

]]> Kiru Banzai http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770327 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770327 News Wed, 25 Jul 2007 21:13:13 -0800 Comment by S The article didn't go into detail, but it seems like it could have been a "look at my cock, bitch" situation, not a poor guy needing to satisfy his most primal and personal desire situation. Yes, a penis may have not been going through orgasm as much as its owner wanted. Sometimes that happens. I know it must be very tragic in its way, but really, calm down. Penises around the world will see another day.

]]> S http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770350 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770350 News Wed, 25 Jul 2007 22:22:58 -0800 Comment by kinaidos So this is why they call it "doing hard time".

]]> kinaidos http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770355 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770355 News Wed, 25 Jul 2007 22:44:29 -0800 Comment by rubyred I was trying to come up with an amusing quip using the phrase "Veal Pen" but I'm just not articulate enough this morning.....

]]> rubyred http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770532 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770532 News Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:40:45 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi @9,

Yeah, it kind of sounds like it. Has no one here seen Silence of the Lambs? I bet if she hadn't been behind a glass window, he would have thrown his cum at her.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770564 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c770564 News Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:20:41 -0800 Comment by Mike Talk about cruel and unsual punishment! Sorry but if you can't jerk off (especially when you are in fucking prison!) life just ain't worth living my friends!

]]> Mike http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c777430 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/a_broward_prisoner_accused_of#c777430 News Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:10:18 -0800