TV “You Were a (Beep)in’ Bitch, Like a Little Girl!”
posted by on June 21 at 15:32 PM
So. Top Chef.
Howie and Joey got in a fight last night because they’re dramatic little boys. Howie called Joey a little girl and Joey pouted like a… uh… well, a little girl. And despite their unimpressive dishes and hissy fits, Sandee got kicked off? Because she “didn’t do a BBQ dish”? Whatever.
With 12 people, it’s still too hard to keep track of everyone and have any idea who’s who, since they’re not all getting in yelling matches. So other than the tantrum between the two New Yorkers, here’s what I remember of the rest of this season’s cast:
Sara and Micah are sissies, but they made good dishes (according to the judges). Hung is a conceited and spastic little bastard. Brian is from the Northwest. Tre is as conceited as Hung but less of a spaz, and the two seem to have a little extra competition happening between them. CJ is really, really tall, and Sandee has a Mohawk. Not that it matters, she’s gone now. I also remember wanting one of the huge artichokes they showed in the market. Steamed until tender with curry mayo. Yum.
Anyway, I already suspect to see Tre and/or Hung in the top three. That is if they don’t fuck up by, I dunno, attacking a castmate and holding him down while trying to shave his head or something. But no telling who the other slots might go to. Brian? He did win last night; he’s got some skill. Maybe Sissy Sarah? It’s too early to tell…
I want Sam back.
Brian's from the Northwest and he used to be the Executive Chef at the Oceanaire in Seattle. I think he's currently the chef at Oceanaire San Diego.
And Dale is fucking adorable, even if his food is unremarkable.
is Tim Gunn on the show? No? then who cares?
Hung and Tre seem to actually respect each other while being rivals, though, which is a new element in Top Chef. Normally the frontrunners just hate each other. And Sissy Sara is adorable.
Megan we now have something in common. We watch the same show!
"And Dale is fucking adorable, even if his food is unremarkable."
What he said.
I'm a Hell's Kitchen fan. It's way more interesting to see people roundly abused when they fuck up.
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so joey and howie, neither of whom are anything special, admittedly, should be kicked off because they threw hissy fits outside of the view of the judges and sandee should stay when she completely ignored the parameters of the challenge? if i ordered "something barbecue" at a restaurant and she served me that garbage i'd be the one throwing a hissy fit.
mmmmmmm Sam...
Yeah, but Howie didn't get kicked off last week for not following the challengew. I don't care how inedible the other guy's food was. If you have a surf n turf challenge, and you only complete half of the challenge, then you get disqualified. And you get kicked off.
And is Joey not the worst fucking stereotype of the New York-centric asshole?
I'm surprised he didn't say, "In New York, we whine like little girls. That's so New York."
Fuck. Off. Please.
It's hard not to be swayed by the heavy hitters like Micah, Tre and Hung, but I'm keeping my eyes on the under-the-radar types. Like Camille.
Sam. Sigh...
Sandee would probably not have made it much further anyway, but she used the barbecue (if only to heat up the food) and it was upscale, so I think they could have let her slide by. Tweedledee and Tweedledum forgot the upscale part altogether. I was really hoping for a double elimination there...
This could be just one of those producer's decisions to, you know, give people something to blog about...
I think Sandee was a victim of the "decisions are made in consultation with the producers" disclosure. Its too exciting for some to have combative personalities on the show. She is clearly a nice person. Personally, I would have kicked out Howier...for being in the bottom two weeks in a row...but I reall thought Joey was a whiner.
But Sandee didn't do a barbecue dish. That was the challenge- an 'upscale barbecue' dish. Though I totally wish she had because she seemed really cool, & those two boys are tools.
Hung isn't a bastard either. Sam was actually a bastard to Marcel, if you need a good example. Instead of ignoring Marcel's pathetic behavior, Sam was was cruel to him. That's a bastard.
But Sandee didn't do a barbecue dish. That was the challenge- an 'upscale barbecue' dish. Though I totally wish she had because she seemed really cool, & those two boys are tools.
Hung isn't a bastard either. Sam was actually a bastard to Marcel, if you need a good example. Instead of ignoring Marcel's pathetic behavior, Sam was was cruel to him. That's a bastard.
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