Oh, that's just terrible.
The reference is dumb, but I'm more offended by how half-assed the graphics are. That poster looks like shit.
Aww, look at his doughy airbrushed body choking the hotness out of Jessica "Barbie doll" Alba... how sweet.
Look at her dead face. She looks like a Real Doll.
Thank God he's wearing underwear.
I agree with everyone.
Alba looks stoned out of her gourd, dreaming of funyons.
Were they both even in the same room when the photo was taken? Looks like two different photos put together.
who the hell is dane cook?
Brad, I love you. Hell, I wish I WERE you...
Dane Cook is a comedian. I've seen his work...it's not unfunny, but it's not my kind of humor. He's mostly a storyteller of the "can you believe I'm saying this out loud" variety. Aimed at the 14-22/frat crowd. Not "Jackass" or anything (he's not mean, I dont' think).
That poster was totally photoshopped. Most posters are terrible.
hee-- the funny bits were probably someone else's. Cook is the second most notorious material thief working in comedy today, behind Carlos Mencia.
@14 - that bad, huh?
I know good Hispanic comedy when I see it.
if the roles were switched it would be interesting to look at.
I love the bicep they gave him. God damn, that's some fake hotness.
the sooner dane cook has an acting career, the sooner he can quit doing his shitty, joke-stealing, frat-boy standup comedy. good luck dane!
I had been on a complete Dane Cook fast until now, allowing no image of or reference to him to enter my brain -- sort of like Lent only giving up something I absolutely despise rather than something I like. It was a wonderful three days while it lasted, and fuck is it ever hard to avoid that no-talent dipshit.
One of the things that I just can't stand about his comedy routines is all of the overenunciated non-jokes that he tells. Things like:
Dane Cook: Okay, so here's the situation, the Sitch-You-Way-She-Own...
I mean, WHAT IN THE FUCK IS FUNNY ABOUT THAT? He's either passing joints out before he starts his show or he's packed the audience with mental patients and head injury victims. Those are the only good reasons for laughing at his shit.
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