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Rumor has it her other retarded twat (aka KFed) knocked up his ex while Britney was in rehab.

What, is the guy completely allergic to any sort of birth control method?

Posted by Jessica | June 13, 2007 9:05 AM

When did she start going out in a wig?

Ah, never mind, I don't care at all.

Posted by Matt from Denver | June 13, 2007 9:06 AM


Posted by Mr. Poe | June 13, 2007 9:10 AM

what do you want from her? she's WEARING UNDERWEAR.

she needs to learn how to get out of an $80,000 coupe like a lady.

Posted by maxsolomon | June 13, 2007 9:10 AM

Amen, y'all!

Posted by monkey | June 13, 2007 9:12 AM

@2: that's not a wig, it's a new weave! Because the last weave turned out so well....

Posted by Jessica | June 13, 2007 9:12 AM

Sorry, but I'll never tire of panty shots. I'm a perv, what can I say?

Posted by Mike in MO | June 13, 2007 9:20 AM

Then....stop posting about her?

Posted by supergp | June 13, 2007 9:27 AM

I'm with Mike. All twat all the time, please, Britney.

Posted by Fnarf | June 13, 2007 9:30 AM

wow she's pretty muscular!

Posted by arduous | June 13, 2007 9:34 AM

Eesh, Fnarf, I won't be able to get the sound of that out of my head today. "All twat, all the time!" Thank YOU for that.

Posted by Matt from Denver | June 13, 2007 9:35 AM

Word up to Mike and Fnarf. Isn't her twat all she has these days? It's the only thing paying her bills anymore. To paraphrase Chris Rock: it's Lionel Richie and she's just a Commodore.

Posted by gillsans | June 13, 2007 9:35 AM

That purse is obnoxious. Fuckin' gaudy bitch.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 13, 2007 9:38 AM

kinda muscular maybe. but for a dancer? i expected more.

Posted by kt | June 13, 2007 9:42 AM

poe! indeed. and doesn't she look oddly shiny? like she's all magically glittery and here to grant wishes? well, according so some people, i guess she was. breeders.

Posted by adrian! | June 13, 2007 9:42 AM

I wish more stars took photos like that. Where's the twat photos of Nicole Kidman? Or Zhang Ziyi? Or Marlon Brando for God's sake?

Posted by Gurldoggie | June 13, 2007 9:44 AM

The Stranger should be the first to stop talking and printing any images of untalented "celebs". Britany Spears should just be known as "BS" if referred to.
Or create an award. The "Tonya Harding" award for the most attention getting Trailer Trash like behavior.

Posted by -B- | June 13, 2007 9:45 AM

If she needs to earn some extra cash, why doesn't she just get some company to send her lots of panties with their logo on it?

"This shot of Britney's cooch brought to you by - Verizon!"

Posted by COMTE | June 13, 2007 9:47 AM

Are those wings I see?

Posted by ecce homo | June 13, 2007 9:47 AM

i've been such a fool. it just hit me. all of these crotch shots are merely publicity for her upcoming release, "Ooch! My Cooch'll Getcha!" it's on limited test release in mexico right now.

Posted by adrian! | June 13, 2007 9:49 AM

Are those... PUSSY WILLOWS?!

Posted by monkey | June 13, 2007 9:49 AM

Her twat does seem to get much publicity. It's not like it fights crime or anything. It just sits there. Rotting. Drenched in cum.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 13, 2007 9:55 AM

Now that I think about it, it would be pretty cool if her pink, er, stubbly-mauve felt inclined to fight crime.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 13, 2007 9:59 AM

Britney is so famous that she has 24-hour surveillence/documentation, which has followed her around day and night for the past five years. That means she's had cameras following her her entire adult life.

She's obviously way past 'posing' for the camera or acting like it's even there. She didn't 'do' anything; she's just living.

Posted by well | June 13, 2007 10:05 AM

Her va-jay-jay DOES fight crime. Just now it saved me once again from the evils of heterosexuality.

Posted by Griff | June 13, 2007 10:09 AM

LOL! I couldn't agree more.

Posted by Mr. Designer | June 13, 2007 10:27 AM

Well, Paris H is getting more than her fair share of starlet news coverage. I am sure Brit's PR folks at this point are like... "Go with what works, Brit, go with what works"

Posted by Phenics | June 13, 2007 10:28 AM

more twat, please!

Posted by i love it! | June 13, 2007 10:30 AM

adrian is so tired of something that he posts something up that keeps the ball rolling

Posted by Bellevue Ave | June 13, 2007 10:31 AM

Brit is one of those women who are only attractive when they're really young. She's fading fast.

As for K-Fed's ex, what the fuck is she thinking? He's a failure. Those kids are going to have no support. Shar (?), abortion is your friend.

Posted by keshmeshi | June 13, 2007 10:44 AM

If you had cameras pointed at you nearly 24/7, don't you think your twat (or, man-twat, as the case may be) might be caught on film a couple of times per year? Particularly if you had the sort of body that tended to end up in miniskirts? I don't see how this is her fault.

Posted by violet_dagrinder | June 13, 2007 10:45 AM

All twat all the time, all twat all the time, all twat all the time...

I'll need to listen to some MMm Bop to get that shit out of my head.

Posted by Carollani | June 13, 2007 10:51 AM

See, this is why one should wear very short skirts.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 13, 2007 10:59 AM

Did anyone else think this was a bad drag queen (well, except the salmon canyon) until they read it was Britney Spears? She is looking more manly every day. I think it's the hair...

Posted by Cook | June 13, 2007 11:48 AM

...Is that a new nose? I wouldn't have recognised her.

Posted by Rebecca | June 13, 2007 1:27 PM

Please don't use the word "retarded" to describe someone who is not. It's immature, ignorant, and not funny. It's just offensive and there is no excuse. There are plenty of words in our language to describe Brittney, why not choose one that makes you sound like you have more integrity?

Posted by Kristi | June 13, 2007 3:12 PM

"Particularly if you had the sort of body that tended to end up in miniskirts? I don't see how this is her fault."

Those miniskirts just somehow end up on her?
She's helpless in the matter?
How is it that we don't have crotch shots of many other stars? Maybe they have the class to get in and out of vehicles without flashing their hoo-ha to the paparazzi?

Poor hapless Britney, that miniskirt just leapt onto her this morning (afternoon) and she didn't notice the blinding flashes of the paparazzi surrounding her car, yep, not her fault at all.

Put it away!

Posted by K X One | June 13, 2007 3:17 PM

@ 36: I think calling people retarded is hilarious.

That doesn't mean Adrian should cease posting panty shots.

Posted by Mike in MO | June 13, 2007 3:30 PM

No, of course not. The panty shots are awesome. Just not the word "retarded" Not so hilarious.

Posted by Kristi | June 13, 2007 3:33 PM

Didn't her mamma ever teach her how to get in and out of a seat when wearing a skirt? I can just imagine my mother's reaction if I'd ever flashed the frogmouth; she'd have bashed me into next week and made me wear bloomers.

Refresher lesson, Missy: Knees together, swing BOTH legs out of vehicle. Reach down with free hand, smooth skirt down, then step out of vehicle.

Or just flash the coochie, if you're feeling somewhat tabloid-deprived lately.

Posted by Geni | June 13, 2007 4:56 PM

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