Slog - Comments on Whoops, I Did It...Oh, Never Fucking Mind.

Comment by Jessica

Jessica — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:05:25 -0800

Rumor has it her other retarded twat (aka KFed) knocked up his ex while Britney was in rehab.

What, is the guy completely allergic to any sort of birth control method?

Comment by Matt from Denver

Matt from Denver — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:06:57 -0800

When did she start going out in a wig?

Ah, never mind, I don't care at all.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:10:42 -0800

A-MEN!

Comment by maxsolomon

maxsolomon — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:10:43 -0800

what do you want from her? she's WEARING UNDERWEAR.

she needs to learn how to get out of an $80,000 coupe like a lady.

Comment by monkey

monkey — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:12:10 -0800

Amen, y'all!

Comment by Jessica

Jessica — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:12:16 -0800

@2: that's not a wig, it's a new weave! Because the last weave turned out so well....

Comment by Mike in MO

Mike in MO — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:20:17 -0800

Sorry, but I'll never tire of panty shots. I'm a perv, what can I say?

Comment by supergp

supergp — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:27:40 -0800

Then....stop posting about her?

Comment by Fnarf

Fnarf — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:30:07 -0800

I'm with Mike. All twat all the time, please, Britney.

Comment by arduous

arduous — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:34:13 -0800

wow she's pretty muscular!

Comment by Matt from Denver

Matt from Denver — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:35:09 -0800

Eesh, Fnarf, I won't be able to get the sound of that out of my head today. "All twat, all the time!" Thank YOU for that.

Comment by gillsans

gillsans — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:35:35 -0800

Word up to Mike and Fnarf. Isn't her twat all she has these days? It's the only thing paying her bills anymore. To paraphrase Chris Rock: it's Lionel Richie and she's just a Commodore.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:38:06 -0800

That purse is obnoxious. Fuckin' gaudy bitch.

Comment by kt

kt — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:42:32 -0800

kinda muscular maybe. but for a dancer? i expected more.

Comment by adrian!

adrian! — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:42:35 -0800

poe! indeed. and doesn't she look oddly shiny? like she's all magically glittery and here to grant wishes? well, according so some people, i guess she was. breeders.

Comment by Gurldoggie

Gurldoggie — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:44:07 -0800

I wish more stars took photos like that. Where's the twat photos of Nicole Kidman? Or Zhang Ziyi? Or Marlon Brando for God's sake?

Comment by -B-

-B- — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:45:41 -0800

The Stranger should be the first to stop talking and printing any images of untalented "celebs". Britany Spears should just be known as "BS" if referred to.
Or create an award. The "Tonya Harding" award for the most attention getting Trailer Trash like behavior.

Comment by COMTE

COMTE — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:47:12 -0800

If she needs to earn some extra cash, why doesn't she just get some company to send her lots of panties with their logo on it?

"This shot of Britney's cooch brought to you by - Verizon!"

Comment by ecce homo

ecce homo — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:47:20 -0800

Are those wings I see?

Comment by adrian!

adrian! — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:49:00 -0800

i've been such a fool. it just hit me. all of these crotch shots are merely publicity for her upcoming release, "Ooch! My Cooch'll Getcha!" it's on limited test release in mexico right now.

Comment by monkey

monkey — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:49:55 -0800

Are those... PUSSY WILLOWS?!

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:55:33 -0800

Her twat does seem to get much publicity. It's not like it fights crime or anything. It just sits there. Rotting. Drenched in cum.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:59:44 -0800

Now that I think about it, it would be pretty cool if her pink, er, stubbly-mauve felt inclined to fight crime.

Comment by well

well — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:05:43 -0800

Britney is so famous that she has 24-hour surveillence/documentation, which has followed her around day and night for the past five years. That means she's had cameras following her her entire adult life.

She's obviously way past 'posing' for the camera or acting like it's even there. She didn't 'do' anything; she's just living.

Comment by Griff

Griff — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:09:57 -0800

Her va-jay-jay DOES fight crime. Just now it saved me once again from the evils of heterosexuality.

Comment by Mr. Designer

Mr. Designer — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:27:23 -0800

LOL! I couldn't agree more.

Comment by Phenics

Phenics — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:28:56 -0800

Well, Paris H is getting more than her fair share of starlet news coverage. I am sure Brit's PR folks at this point are like... "Go with what works, Brit, go with what works"

Comment by i love it!

i love it! — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:30:30 -0800

more twat, please!

Comment by Bellevue Ave

Bellevue Ave — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:31:05 -0800

adrian is so tired of something that he posts something up that keeps the ball rolling

Comment by keshmeshi

keshmeshi — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:44:48 -0800

Brit is one of those women who are only attractive when they're really young. She's fading fast.

As for K-Fed's ex, what the fuck is she thinking? He's a failure. Those kids are going to have no support. Shar (?), abortion is your friend.

Comment by violet_dagrinder

violet_dagrinder — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:45:37 -0800

If you had cameras pointed at you nearly 24/7, don't you think your twat (or, man-twat, as the case may be) might be caught on film a couple of times per year? Particularly if you had the sort of body that tended to end up in miniskirts? I don't see how this is her fault.

Comment by Carollani

Carollani — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:51:55 -0800

All twat all the time, all twat all the time, all twat all the time...

I'll need to listen to some MMm Bop to get that shit out of my head.

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:59:32 -0800

See, this is why one should wear very short skirts.

Comment by Cook

Cook — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:48:37 -0800

Did anyone else think this was a bad drag queen (well, except the salmon canyon) until they read it was Britney Spears? She is looking more manly every day. I think it's the hair...

Comment by Rebecca

Rebecca — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 13:27:38 -0800

...Is that a new nose? I wouldn't have recognised her.

Comment by Kristi

Kristi — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 15:12:00 -0800

Please don't use the word "retarded" to describe someone who is not. It's immature, ignorant, and not funny. It's just offensive and there is no excuse. There are plenty of words in our language to describe Brittney, why not choose one that makes you sound like you have more integrity?

Comment by K X One

K X One — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 15:17:51 -0800

"Particularly if you had the sort of body that tended to end up in miniskirts? I don't see how this is her fault."

Those miniskirts just somehow end up on her?
She's helpless in the matter?
How is it that we don't have crotch shots of many other stars? Maybe they have the class to get in and out of vehicles without flashing their hoo-ha to the paparazzi?

Poor hapless Britney, that miniskirt just leapt onto her this morning (afternoon) and she didn't notice the blinding flashes of the paparazzi surrounding her car, yep, not her fault at all.

Put it away!

Comment by Mike in MO

Mike in MO — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 15:30:15 -0800

@ 36: I think calling people retarded is hilarious.

That doesn't mean Adrian should cease posting panty shots.

Comment by Kristi

Kristi — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 15:33:44 -0800

No, of course not. The panty shots are awesome. Just not the word "retarded" Not so hilarious.

Comment by Geni

Geni — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 16:56:52 -0800

Didn't her mamma ever teach her how to get in and out of a seat when wearing a skirt? I can just imagine my mother's reaction if I'd ever flashed the frogmouth; she'd have bashed me into next week and made me wear bloomers.

Refresher lesson, Missy: Knees together, swing BOTH legs out of vehicle. Reach down with free hand, smooth skirt down, then step out of vehicle.

Or just flash the coochie, if you're feeling somewhat tabloid-deprived lately.