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Friday, June 1, 2007

Voice Mail of the Day

posted by on June 1 at 11:10 AM

I’m responding to the article today in the paper about Chris Crocker. It’s called Excape from Real Bitch Island.

Um, the writer talks about Chris imitating, quote, ghetto black women. And I just want to clarify that he’s not imitating ghetto black women. He’s imitating ghetto black drag queens and trannies and gay men who are hatefully imitating ghetto black women. So, that “tea” and “shade” and that other little bullshit that they published supposedly being ghetto black women. It’s not. It’s just black, gay, trans, and drag queen men pretending that they are ghetto black women.

Ghetto black women, of which I am one, don’t necessarily use those words. They’re old and tired. So, Eli, get it right.

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Looks like she threw you shade, Eli. What you gonna do?

Posted by once and future queen | June 1, 2007 11:37 AM
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Oh no you di'nt! SNAP!

Posted by JC | June 1, 2007 11:47 AM
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Yeah, Eli, what's your Tea!?!?

Posted by Sam | June 1, 2007 1:35 PM
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@1: I'm just gonna pay it.

Posted by Eli Sanders | June 1, 2007 2:18 PM
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this charade reminds me of that skit on "In Living Color" w/ the 2 gay film critics: "3 snaps and a bag of chips!"

Posted by brad | June 1, 2007 2:26 PM
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I have a feeling some of my ex-friends will be writing to you, if that haven't already.

one of which hacked my YouTube yesterday.

but just pay it nachos.

Posted by Chris Crocker | June 1, 2007 3:06 PM
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