Consequences.

2.) Sarah Silverman is not funny, and her show sucks hard dark green shit in hell.

3.) Paris Hilton deserves the worst, period.

4.) I have never snorted coke off of a hard black penis, and now I am jealous.

5.) Paris Hilton deserves the worst, period.

I actually thought Silverman let her off easy.

At least Paris is a successful entrepreneur who is earning her own money through her own ventures. She's not boot-strapping it or anything, but most of her idle-rich peers are loafing around all-day while this girl is working it. Plus, her whole persona is essentially manufactured, something she has stated to the press.

If you want to be pissed off at a cultural phenomenon, go for the militay-industrial complex that's REALLY screwing up this world.

*jump off soapbox*

i hope Paris gets out of jail, teams up with Lindsay & Britney, & saves the planet from itself by repeatedly snorting coke off my slightly-above-average, but very attractively shaped hard white penis.

Some things in life can be predicted. If she didn't come prepared to have the piss taken out of her, she should have stayed home.

Then again, asking for trouble is what Paris does best.

She'll still be a vapid whore when she gets out.
She will still mock others less fortunate that herself.
She'll still think paying a homeless guy $100 to allow having a thirsty-two ouncer of soda to be poured on him is funny.
She'll have no problem spreading gossip about her "friends".

No... no pity.

As far as Sarah goes, I do agree that what she did was borderline shitty ... but then again, I'm still pissed at her for her disappearing act three bands into Sasquatch.

You do realize how ridiculous you sound, don't you?

The only two things Paris Hilton has excelled in are being vain, and being a useless selfish whore.

Oh, and fuck you.

And to #8, the only thing worse than an "unremarkable existence", is an unremarkable existence with your head firmly planted up Paris Hilton's ass.

Grow a brain and stop being such a tool.

Thing is, I don't.

Paris Hilton has zero--zero!--redeeming qualities that she has ever displayed in public. She lives off the attention of the American public that should be devoted elsewhere--to, oh, I don't know, the fucking WAR. She broke the law, and dammit, if my friend--a wonderful person who needs mental treatment, not prison--could get life, then a little insult added to the injury of a woman who personifies the worst American culture has to offer is small potatoes, but is certainly justified.

If you are referrring to post #19, I agree completely.

Here's the things about pieces of shit facing 20 years.

They deserve it.

Wait, why does Paris deserve the worst? For being blond? Female? Rich? Please, you'll have to do better than that.

At least Paris is a successful entrepreneur who is earning her own money through her own ventures. She's not boot-strapping it or anything, but most of her idle-rich peers are loafing around all-day while this girl is working it. Plus, her whole persona is essentially manufactured, something she has stated to the press.

If you want to be pissed off at a cultural phenomenon, go for the militay-industrial complex that's REALLY screwing up this world.

*jump off soapbox"

Paris deserves to do the time, because she did the crime. period.

The real question you should be asking yourself is why SHOULDN'T she be doing the time...? Because she's famous? blonde? attractive? rich?

Think about what it says about this country when we give the upper class special privileges... I know it happens, but that doesn't mean I have agree with it.