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From the cross tattoo on the side of his face, I am guessing that he is Christian. Maybe Dan can add this guy to his "They Will Know We Are Christians..." posts.

Posted by The Devil | June 25, 2007 11:00 AM

What's it say on the forehead ("Property of xxxxlane")? And I can't read what he has below his nose, either.

Posted by ???? | June 25, 2007 11:00 AM

Does it strike anyone else as ironic that, if given free access to all the tattoo paraphernalia he wanted, this skinhead dipshit would probably wind up coloring all his skin "black"? He definitely seems on that path to me.

Posted by Ryno | June 25, 2007 11:02 AM

Under the nose: purebreed, it looks like. Psh, if he was pure he'd look like Anderson Cooper. Liar.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 25, 2007 11:03 AM

@1 I think that tattoo is actually a crucified skinhead which is somewhat common in that silly little world.

Posted by Little Red Ryan Hood | June 25, 2007 11:04 AM

#3 Actually he would be blue.

Posted by elswinger | June 25, 2007 11:05 AM

Click on the photo to see a bigger version for improved gawking.

Posted by Brendan Kiley | June 25, 2007 11:06 AM

I found a better picture of the guy here

The property of says Jolene, i'm guessing his girlfriend.

Posted by little Red Ryan Hood | June 25, 2007 11:10 AM

"Property of Jolene"

Jolene's a lucky gal.

Posted by JC | June 25, 2007 11:10 AM

It says "Property of Jolene."

Lucky girl.

Posted by Matthew | June 25, 2007 11:10 AM

Oh god, someone please cull the herd. He is of no use to the human collective.

Posted by seattle98104 | June 25, 2007 11:13 AM

Curtis is a mess.

Posted by monkey | June 25, 2007 11:14 AM

He is a hatebreed fan. ha. hardcore punk! Some of the Tats seem to be a Nazi low riders prison gang.

Unusual for woods to write properity of anything on themselves. Interesting.

Posted by SeMe | June 25, 2007 11:16 AM

Here's a higher-res picture:

Let's see: SKIN HEAD, Rarebreed, F.U.N., and Property of Jolene.


Posted by Christin | June 25, 2007 11:16 AM

Wow, he must have been severly abused as a kid (or something else really traumatic) to have such low self-esteem to trash his pretty boy face. What a waste.

Posted by raindrop | June 25, 2007 11:25 AM

In a single American Hospital for war wounded today, more than 800 of the patients have lost an arm, a leg, fingers or toes. More than 100 are blind. Dozens need tubes and machines to keep them alive. Hundreds are disfigured by burns, and thousands have brain injuries and mangled minds.

These are America's war wounded, a toll that has received less attention than the 3,500 troops killed in Iraq. Depending on how you count them, they number between 35,000 and 53,000.

Posted by otherthingsto thinkabout | June 25, 2007 11:27 AM

Maybe he got all the facial tats to bring out his eyes....

wait, nope, still crazy. Jolene, good luck with this one.

Posted by Jessica | June 25, 2007 11:30 AM

Ford? Arby's? Is this some of that new advertising that companies are trying? Very sneaky.

Posted by PdxRitchie | June 25, 2007 11:32 AM

"5150"?!? Hey, why be normal?

Posted by Paulus | June 25, 2007 11:36 AM

@16. Yeah we know. Did the stupid bus run outta gas on the way to obvious town?


Posted by Original Monique | June 25, 2007 11:46 AM

He even got the inside of his ears! Freaky.

Posted by eeep! | June 25, 2007 11:50 AM

SeMe is right, it's "hatebreed" not "purebreed" or "rarebreed". That's their logo; they're a thrashcore band, or whatever micro-genre it is. Oddly, they're skinheads, but not racists; they play with hip-hop groups. But they have a song called "Kill The Niggers", so maybe our boy Curtis here misinterpreted them a little. Though you'd think if you were getting a tattoo on your face you'd want to be, you, SURE.

My favorite is the boot tattooed over his nose.

Posted by Fnarf | June 25, 2007 11:52 AM

I wonder what his eyelids say.

Posted by Kate | June 25, 2007 11:59 AM

23 that's just permanent makeup.

Posted by kt | June 25, 2007 12:02 PM

20 just easier to not think about it and your personal responsibility in all this carnage by supporting Dan Savage who supports George W. Bush's illegal war. OK everyone back to discussing the tats on this guy. Paris will e out of Jail this week so you can get back to living your pathetic fuckan lives

Posted by D Sewage | June 25, 2007 12:03 PM

fuckan-na fanna fo-fanna.

Posted by tomasyalba | June 25, 2007 12:20 PM

At Fark (I know, I know) a bit down this comments thread there's an earlier picture of this guy... and Jolene! Complete with interview!

Posted by Jessica | June 25, 2007 12:32 PM


Posted by goldby | June 25, 2007 12:33 PM

@19: According to Wikipedia, 5150 is the code for an in 5150 involuntary psychiatric hold.

Posted by paralogist | June 25, 2007 12:37 PM

16 and 20 (same person? most likely) I know it must suck that people don't pay attention to your cause of the day every single fucking minute. I know you are a really important person who is going to make everybody see the light. Really I do. But for now can you just shut the fuck up so we can get back to mocking this delightful human being. I promise when were down we will think really really hard about the war till it ends. Deal?

Posted by Giffy | June 25, 2007 12:50 PM

But, But Giffy! Paris gets out of jail thuis week. If you don't think about the war, the war crimes, the dead, the wounded, and the role your hero Dan Savage plaed in all this, when will you think about it. I mean Britney might do something next week. And the out of jail paris story ahs got two week legs.

Posted by but but | June 25, 2007 1:22 PM

@16 and 20: Ugh. Do you actually *know* any of these wounded? Cause I do. I know some of the dead. I know a guy with his achilles tendons severed in a fire fight. I know guys who took bullets in the leg and were denied treatment, and were considered "pussies" until they couldn't walk anymore. I know guys that went 15 months on tour with NO BODY ARMOR, patrolling Baghdad day in and day out. I know guys that burned alive, and their corpses were beyond recognition. My husband was injured in Iraq. My friends died in Iraq.

So fuck you. It gets coverage all the damn time. And just because a liberal newspaper's BLOG doesn't cover it you get your panties in a twist?? Fucking please.

I do think the war should get more coverage than it does. I think the draft needs to be reinstated so that all types of people have to deal with the consequences and realities of the horror I have dealt with. That doesn't mean I trash on a BLOG or some writer celebrity (like Dan) because they were wrong on something 3 fucking years ago.

Sorry to feed the troll everyone, but goddamnit. /end rant.

Posted by Original Monique | June 25, 2007 1:27 PM

Thank you Monique, my world runs into the reality of this war pretty regularly too and you've taken the words out of my mouth.

Posted by I heart Monique | June 25, 2007 2:08 PM

JOLENE! Your damn pet skinhead is runnin' wild again.

Posted by douglas | June 25, 2007 2:08 PM

Original Monique ROCKS! fuck you forum troll. what the fuck are you actually doing to end the war then? posting random facts on blogs? fucking idiot.

Posted by FUCK YES!! | June 25, 2007 2:26 PM

i totally want to fuck him. totally.

Posted by adrian! | June 25, 2007 2:41 PM

I wonder if Jolene has "I'm with stupid" tattooed on her forhead?

Posted by meow | June 25, 2007 3:10 PM

If only all complete scumbags were "courteous" enough to post warning signs all over their faces...really, he's doing society a favor by advertising.

Posted by Lauren | June 25, 2007 4:57 PM

I'm so in love with Original Monique.

Posted by Jessica | June 25, 2007 5:37 PM

Original Monique is my new hero.

Posted by Fnarf | June 25, 2007 8:35 PM

If you look really closely the tattoo in his left ear is an Angel and the one in right ear is a Devil.

I suppose he is trying his hardest to be cute but, it is really a muffled cry for euthanasia.

Let's go team. He is giving the art of prison tattoos a bad name.

Posted by Zander | June 25, 2007 9:59 PM

Are they sure they got the right guy?

Posted by SteveR | June 25, 2007 11:24 PM

Umm, he's hot though.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | June 25, 2007 11:40 PM

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