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She is adorable, but I look forward to the day when it's cool to be visible-tattoo free.

Posted by Dr_Awesome | June 11, 2007 3:06 PM

this is another charles post isnt it?

Posted by Bellevue Ave | June 11, 2007 3:09 PM

Heeeeeeeyyyyy. I ain't mad atcha.

Posted by ljg | June 11, 2007 3:09 PM

"...and I really want to be a veterinarian because Iím really good with children."

Posted by monkey | June 11, 2007 3:17 PM

She is TOTALLY fat.

Posted by Misty Brown | June 11, 2007 3:19 PM

Not sure what she means, but for me it is definitely the later.

Posted by WiseBlood | June 11, 2007 3:20 PM

"Paris Hilton has started up a petition to keep her out of jail, on the basis that she "provides beauty and excitement" to everyone's lives. And there we were thinking that Paris Hilton only provides us with bad music, bad films, bad TV shows and the occasional homemade porno film."

"I'm so so pretty. And that's why I'm USEFUL." Bullshit.

Posted by Katelyn | June 11, 2007 3:23 PM

Charles is beginning to remind me of the guy writing a coffee table book in Throw Momma From The Train.

Larry Donner: This is a real classic by Mr. Pinsky, it's entitled: "One Hundred Girls I'd Like to Pork"

Mr. Pinsky: It's a coffee-table book.

Larry Donner: (reading) "Chapter One: Kathleen Turner. Chapter Two: Cybil Shepherd. Chapter Three..."

Posted by Jason Josephes | June 11, 2007 3:39 PM


Posted by Matthew | June 11, 2007 3:53 PM

She looks completely average to me. There's nothing wrong with that.

I agree with the tattoo comment from Dr_awesome.

Posted by SCC | June 11, 2007 3:56 PM

#4: Thank you. Julie Brown is my hero.

"I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children."

#8: That is hilarious.

Posted by hee | June 11, 2007 4:07 PM

anyone else notice the horrible photoshopping job?

on another note, the philippines (second front on the war on terror, and before the iraq mess) continues to receive military aid from the US, where 900 progressive activists have been killed.

the Philippine ambassador will be at the filipino community center saturday june 16th at 4pm if anyone wants to tell him what you think....

Posted by some guy | June 11, 2007 4:08 PM

It means you can rent her, right?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | June 11, 2007 4:27 PM

I'm curious about those activists being killed, any links to more info?

Posted by K X One | June 11, 2007 4:35 PM

Oh boy! Charles found somebody that makes just as much sense as he does!

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 11, 2007 4:36 PM

@12 maybe she just has a rash underneath her breast, thats what comes from sharing your beauty

Posted by Vooodooo84 | June 11, 2007 4:49 PM

"Which would you rather see, my tits or my egomania?"

Posted by Fnarf | June 11, 2007 4:55 PM

I don't think she's as beautiful as Natalie Merchant. Motherland lyrics - (I) say no more. A Mudede impersonation at the gig tonight?

Posted by Garrett | June 11, 2007 4:56 PM

Charles is playing a little joke on us. ;-)

Posted by Sachi | June 11, 2007 5:24 PM

@10 - yup. The day tat-free is normal again is the day most men will be very happy.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 11, 2007 5:27 PM

I'd think that a lot of guys would take either option. Those are wind chimes, not wedding bells, baby. What were you saying now?

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | June 11, 2007 5:42 PM

@18: Mudede impersonation:

Here is a photo of a woman, with boobies. Please study her boobies, as I have. What does it mean? Do we find the wind turning the harvest sour in her boobies boobies boobies? Or are her boobies a statement of man's inarticulate longing for boobies, which I now share with you in the form of a photo of a woman with boobies. I hate crying men, pregnant women, and logic. Ah, if only square buildings in Mexico could have less palm tree vegetation and more women with boobies. Would you find this happy as well? Only Jung would know. I will now eat because I am stoned. Boobies.

Posted by Switzerblog | June 11, 2007 6:26 PM


Posted by wf | June 11, 2007 6:31 PM

Charles' posts are by far my favorites.

can we see some hotties from the other side of the globe, say Ethiopia or Mozambique, tomorrow? Also, i've never seen a hot Australian Aborigine, and i'd like to satisfy my curiosity.

Posted by maxsolomon | June 11, 2007 9:30 PM

Well, I've met a few hundred Australian Aborigines, but can't say I go out of my way to see them.

But there are some very beautiful women in Ethiopia and Mozambique, IMHO.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 11, 2007 11:16 PM

aren't there blogs on maxim or whatever where y'all could be pursuing these posts? yes, she is beautiful and no, i am not bitter that i am not and will not ever be as beautiful as her. but, for christsakes, charles, can YOU think of anything creepier than a bunch of dudes waxing endlessly about the qualities of lady-flesh, as though she were being appraised as cattle, or fine art? i mean, ew.
also, confidential to all men everywhere,
guess what? you don't get to have the last word on the way all females choose to decorate their bodies! get over it! (her tattoos are fug, but, who are you to expect every woman to conform to your ideal? seriously, who are you?)
confidential to everyone,
she's talking about not feeling embarrassed to wear bikinis or be photographed in FHM, duh.

Posted by stripper prude. | June 11, 2007 11:45 PM

Objectification? In this day and age?!

Chuck, please go back to grad school. Thank you.

Posted by Big Sven | June 12, 2007 12:45 AM

Whatever...she can share that beauty with me anytime. Now, pardon me while I go take care of myself.

Posted by michigan cherry | June 12, 2007 8:30 AM

i can think of something creepier than a bunch of men waxing philosophy on a female body.

women who wont swallow.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | June 12, 2007 8:50 AM

Stripper Prude @ 26 - I thought she was talking about her role as a Consumer Good with shelf life going forward.

Men don't wax on endlessly about "lady flesh", they do wax on endlessly in their own minds, though, about the endless compositions of attraction.

And - a tip for you - the men that ladies are lucky to snatch up aren't embarrassed (as you seem to say that women naturally are)by seeing any woman strutting her stuff with self-confidence. Isn't that a quality that women like in men, too? Hmmm, fancy that.

But then again, we're are talking about a consumer good here.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | June 12, 2007 9:36 AM

to those wanted more info on what your tax dollars buys in the philippines:

philippine ambassador willy gaa will be at the seattle filipino community center this saturday at 4pm is you want to let this puppet how you feel.. c'mon out!

Posted by justice for filipino victiims of war on terror | June 12, 2007 1:40 PM

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