Psh, who needs that? Why not drop a gay bomb on them instead? I bet it would work wonders.
Seems very inefficient to me, since it only dispatches a single squirrel at a time.
A REAL "super weapon" would catapult thousands, nay hundreds of thousands of the fluffy-tailed vermin in one fell swoop.
Let the hard rain of Rodentia Sciurinae begin...
Brad, is this all because of that one time that those squirrels attacked Dad in our backyard? That was years ago. Get over it.
It would be really cool to put a flying squirrel into that thing.
Oh the squirlality!
Can we get on for pigeons, and the fuckers who feed pigeons?
Do they make these for children?
I love squirrels and hope none of them got hurt (I've seen them fall out of trees, but not slammed into them at high velocity)...but I still laughed.
Squirrells'll be back.
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