Dude, you've never seen the exploding whale before? Fuck'n a. You're all, "blah blah blah filmic codes blah blah blah," turns out you're as illiterate as the next mofo.

also he never considered the idea of unintended consequences the people sploding the whale didnt think of.

that could be a real subtext; how people dont really forsee how things will work out until they do them. but that isnt just american, thats universal.

I guess you lose track of time when you're surfing for tits all day.

As it is chaz's comment seems to be just a "crazy americans, they'll blow up anything that get's in their way" which is common knowledge.

You're new here, aren't you?

I'd ask you what a whale has ever done for you, Charles, but I don't really want to hear the answer.

As is so often the case, those crafty Asians have perfected the Splode-O-Whale. They get them to splode all on their own without help from man (though unpredictably)…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586

I'm sorry, but the line where he says that the whale bits will be eaten by seagulls and other scavangers? Priceless! That's a LOT of seagulls! It still cracks me up.

"however, everyone on the scene was covered in small particles of dead whale"

Hard to beat that phrase!

That's one of the original internet memes, thanks I'm sure to Dave Barry who wrote about it over a decade ago.

My father's high school science class went to look at the whale before it was blown up. The teacher explained to a girl in the class that "that thing" was the whale's penis. The decaying blubber had melted into the surrounding sand, and my father had to throw away the sneakers he was wearing that day.

I'm sure Mr. Mudede can derive some profound postmodern insight from this.

I believe I saw this first on the internets about 53 years ago.

Try something new about whales like how they live to be 200 years old.
http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/070612/K061233AU.html

1997 just called with their footage holmes