Comments on "Ted Haggard: Dribbles or shoots?"

I want to know everything—all of the pervy little details. Don't leave anything out!

"If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? And would that tree do outcalls?"

"dribbles or shoots?" how about "shoots or EXPLODES?"

getting slammed in the ass whilst cranked on meth is enough to push any bottom *well* past the point of spontaneous combustion [or so i understand from dr. phil]. can you imagine what it would do to a guy who's only getting it once a month? you'd be scraping him off the ceiling.

Does Haggy cry when he comes? And is he into Jesus roleplay?

I thought Dan sort of came out against this guy Mike Jones? Am I wrong? Kind of surprised he is interviewing him.

Yeah, NAIL me to that cross, NAIL ME!

I'm suddenly thinking of the cum shot in Scary Movie when Anna Ferris gets splattered to the ceiling.

How big was he? ^_-

@2 What are outcalls?

@7- Mike Jones talks about that in his book about the endowment of Ted Haggard. What I want to know is did Mike Jones want to tie up Mr Haggard and practice water sports or scat over Haggards hate filled mouth?

i wanna know what kind of self-loathing faggot votes for a republican, ever.

@8: outcalls are when the escorts come to you.

I always get disappointed when someone dribbles. It's boring.

I want to know how hairy his chest is, as well as his legs. Does he like it when you bite his nipples? Does he like choking you? Slapping you? How large is he? Etc.

No politics, please.

The book sucked. And I recall that God Savage came out against Mr. Jones as well.

Well, as long as it's "Gay"...

Mike Jones is as pathetic as Haggard. So what. This interview (I hope) is strictly for nasty details. Showers and showers of splooge! Oh, the glory!

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dan came out for ted.

Does he ever stop doing that weird thing where he seems to be flexing his lip muscles?

Dan came out in full support of Mike, going so far as to ask his readers to send a little $$$ Mike's way to help cover his impending legal expenses [you know, the whole meth thing prostitute...].

Savage Love, 11/22/06 [quoting Joe My God]:
"...you and I owe Mike Jones a debt of gratitude." Joe suggests we make good on that debt by tossing Jones a few bucks via PayPal. "Send him the $10 you would have spent buying him drinks if you ran into him in a bar."

I also wrote an op-ed in the freakin' New York Times praising Jones. Sheesh.

Sorry Dan, my bad...I must have been confused.

ecce homo remembered that he hated dan savage.

How could you possibly hate Dan Savage, ecce? What's your real reason. And please refrain from anymore 'drinking at bars' comments.

Yeah, I remember Dan coming out as very pro-Jones. Don't know where this hate stuff is coming from!

Anyway, I'm on the East Coast - think you could do a streaming video feed of the interview online, Stranger?

I believe Dan posted and/or printed in The Stranger an opinion from another call boy who opposed what Mike did. ecce may be getting that confused and thinking Dan was opposed to Mike because he printed that opinion.

Love the sin, hate the sinner?

Love the sin, fuck the sinner, hate the Christian.

Ask him if he'd do Jerry Fallwell. And then ask him if he would have done Jerry Fallwell, back when Fallwell was alive.

Would he do Falwell right now? I mean, if the price is right...

Guess I am going to miss this little event. The Flex Car I usually use is scheduled out and with our "wonderful" bus service I would have to wait god knows how long for a bus to travel from downtown to Wedgewood after it was over. Let alone the bus wait to even get downtown... (okay I will shut up about the bus service).

Indifferent to the sin, hate the superstitious, irrational, magical belief system that the concept of sin is derived from.

Does he spit or swallow? Since he was only "curious" about all this, not really a big flaming 'mo, did he ask lots of questions or did he just want to get nasty?

Is he a big tipper?

My bad, I thought I rememeber Savage coming out for Ted...

an escort wrote an anti-outing opinion piece for the Stranger:

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=100741

I want to know - is he still escorting? Did the book deal get him out of it? Did he want out?

Did Ted try to convert you?

I believe in supporting the guy--yeah, I sent 20 bucks when Dan asked. But really, the book isn't that great. I borrowed it, but didn't finish it.

All the creativity was used up in the title.

Has anyone written real-person fanfiction about Ted Haggard? And was Haggard at all into Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings roleplaying...?

@35

actually, yes.

I went to his church a number of times in my youth.

The book was horrible on a variety of levels but I admire Jones for what he did to bring down that a**hole Ted Haggard. So, if my book purchase helps him out all the better.